I am officially RESCINDING my Presidential Pardon for “Waddle” the Turkey. I cannot say much for now, but it looks very bad. We will look into this strongly, including any role his buddy “Gobble” may have played as a CONSPIRATOR. More details to come! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

By signing this Executive Order, I hereby require that Rare Ltd. and Xbox Studio create, develop, and RELEASE a True & Proper follow-up to Banjo Kazooie and Banjo Tooie. Many are saying it should be “Banjo Threeie,” but “Banjo Kazooie 3” is just fine! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

And another thing: I’m not mad. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I got mad.

Lizza alluding to the age gap between Nuzzi and Olbermann as problematic, when Lizza is himself 20 years older than her, is so funny

Sad how many immediately defended Trump on this. Not “looks bad, but we’ll see.” But refusing to read/engage because of some feigned belief the emails are misconstrued or fake. A complete refusal to acknowledge reality, all to protect a man who does not even care that they exist. Disturbing stuff.

May regret putting this into the ether. But it’s surprising the GOP hasn’t taken advantage of the fact Zohran, when you really think about it, is actually pretty Bane coded @junlper.beer @birdrespecter.bsky.social

The Democrats must stop their violent rhetoric.

Boasting about increasing the unemployment rate to own the libs. Thank you Mr. President Trump!

Still thinking about the Tylenol presser. Can’t pronounce acetaminophen, says “it can only good happen” if not taken, states pregnant women should tough it out, theorizes too many “liquids” are injected into babies given their size, tells us his friends are still fat after ozempic within ~5 minutes

Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:

People who claim they understand what is happening and at stake right now, while also insisting they share no blame because Kamala Harris wasn’t liberal enough, clearly do not *actually* understand what is happening and at stake right now

I overheard a group of alt-right militia members at my local gun range whispering about how Strong and Courageous Gavin Newsom has been these last few days, they know the end is near for this administration!

Is Gavin Newsom my top choice? Not at all. A bit too slimy and self-serving for me. But he’s the only one with any sort of importance standing up, ringing the bells, and screaming what needs to be said. And that’s all that matters right now.

America can finally rest easy.

Is Gavin Newsom my top choice? Not at all. A bit too slimy and self-serving for me. But he’s the only one with any sort of importance standing up, ringing the bells, and screaming what needs to be said. And that’s all that matters right now.

Republicans who screamed that Dems were anti-democratic by replacing Biden with Harris are now, openly, working with President Trump on a nefarious plot to maintain their House majority by stealing tens of Democratic seats through impromptu redistricting. The latest of many Accusations in a Mirror.

Economy cratering, jobs report awful, tariffs looming, nukes moving to Russia, Ghislaine to be pardoned for saying Obama was Epstein VIP, US Senator begging forgiveness for suggesting President shouldn’t profit, killing Medicaid, paving Rose Garden, building $200 million ballroom. Too much WINNING!

These guys are describing a real thing but it’s not the thing they think it is: they’re actually describing the absolutely enormous right-wing media ecosystem’s ability to blow up huge cultural outrages out of absolutely nothing, milking them to radicalize young men into racial and gender extremism

Then they came for Cracker Barrel, and I did not speak out

Unfortunately, I simply must point out that this looks like a still from I Think You Should Leave.

Noodling over the possibility of targeting people who exercise First Amendment Rights as terrorists. Described in the first sentence as a “bold policy” LMAO

They got Stephen A. calling into SportsCenter right now like this is Desert Storm