At a gallery where an artist has one of her paintings displayed for the first time…   ART CRITIC: Would you like to hear my professional opinion on your painting? ARTIST: Sure ART CRITIC: It’s pretty much worthless ARTIST: That’s okay, you can tell me anyway

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Trees, they're just like us.

Goats are so silly... 👀😅🤣 #bluesky

Rat Meme Monday for everyone just doing their best.

Friends come in all shapes and sizes… 🥰 🐱 🐷

I thought the cat was mad he wasn’t getting food, but I think he just doesn’t like the first seal... 👀😅🤣 #cat #catday

Sometimes, I have to share an incredibly important passcode with someone over the phone. As long as I say sternly "remember this", they get it the first time, and they never forget it, no matter how stressed out they are!

can you eat too many breakfast potatoes

Hello. I am a horse in a film. I have galloped for 200 miles without dying and changed colour twice.

Kriget avgörs av vilket lands folk som vänder sig mot sin regering först. Det andra landet blir segraren.

nađoh ovo 😂 oldi bat goldi

Pirelli full wets could never