Morning #earworm youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts?...

I have no idea why Taylor Swift is on my mental playlist, but here we are. Morning #earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWl...

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

Morning #earworm youtu.be/K16fG1sDagU?...

Morning #earworm Taylor Swift "Mean" - youtu.be/jYa1eI1hpDE?...

Proud to be the 1,755th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Roll With History - Mini Museum + Fanroll Dice! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...

I mean, why not?

Morning #earworm music.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0m...

Waited in line to vote today. Pretty high turnout for a prop only ballot. #vote

<snerk> Had to defrost the big freezer so figured I'd get an updated inventory count because we suck at keeping it accurate. Used a voice recorder app to do it, and let it transcribe for me. Fucking thing censored me!!! "Partial bag [of] really tiny a** tater. I mean, fish sticks." Rude.

@sqlrob.bsky.social Dave Kellett's been spying on you again!

Great. My vet is using AI.

Hard not to be paranoid when you remember all the times your paranoia was justified.

He was humiliated on No Kings Day, so he bombed a country to self-soothe.

I still get pissed off a good ten times a day that some 20-year-old little shit in Pennsylvania couldn't be fucked to go to the range a couple more times.

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

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Thoughts?

/30s/50s *cough*fallout*cough*

Morning #earworm - Oh Shenandoah youtu.be/khxx3sCVhtE?...

Morning #earworm - Stevie Wonder "Sir Duke" - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETFv...

I hate tinnitus. 😞

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,646,914! 'Bout the halfway point. I'm ok with that.

Breaking: All Americans ages 6 months and older should receive one of the new Covid-19 vaccines when they become available this fall, scientific advisers to the CDC said on Thursday. www.nytimes.com/2024/06/27/h...

Ugh... I don't want 365, I want Office. I don't want to save to OneDrive, I want to save to my SSD. I don't want Co-pilot. Why is Microsoft so insistent on ruining their products to push their vision of the future?

Many mistakes were made tonight. Most of them involving dairy.

“I before E except for when your weird foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters”

“I’ll miss this place,” the graduating senior says. “You’ll see it again.” I smile. “In dreams, whenever you have anxiety. It won’t be exactly the same… That’s why you’ll be lost. And late for class. Then you’ll realize you haven’t attended all year. There’s a test.” “Wh—“ “You haven’t studied.”

Live your life in a way that the entire champagne industry doesn't get a windfall the day you're finally convicted of something.

This is my 17 year old orange girl Fred. She's intently watching out the back window. ❤️

Happy Covfefe Day to all and to all a good night!

For someone who likes to say everything is “perfect” a 34-0 result is perfect

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TIL there is a social media app called "Nospace" and people are fleeing it for Bluesky already, despite it hasn't been launched yet.

I splurged. No regrets! :D

I’m in a webinar on how to help your small business deal with poor Google SEO searches and they’re suggesting the solution to bad Reddit reviews is to set up Google Alerts for your biz, create positive reviews in ChatGPT and have them ready to cut-and-paste in response. We are all so fucked 🫤

Think I just realized why I've not been that fond of mastodon, though I wanted to like it. It's that there's no way to "like" posts, just "boost" them. I often want to "like" a post, but I don't always want to re-tweet (ugh, is it ok to still use that?) them.