The fuck does this mean??

Thinking back to when I started an 8-man rimming train a couple of nights ago 🥵

Me doing another overly ambitious baking project? If it all goes wrong (very likely), I'll delete this and pretend it never happened

Your Halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you googled. sexy abortion nutcracker Oh shit 😬

Sigrid serving an album of absolute bops once again. Why are y’all still sleeping on her!!?? 😮‍💨

"The louvre was robbed" yeah you're so right, that song should've received 15 grammies, 5 pulitzers and a Nobel peace prize spotify.link/B0wI0IkRFXb

He/him/whore

When power gets to their head, it's time to remove their power

Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick

Devastated. I was so excited to spend all of the series thirsting after him

Tom Daley in the shower... The noise that just RIPPED itself from my chest 🥵

We need more directors like James Cameron, directors who celebrate the value of practical effects in cinema

.........does he think the M in TIME is a crown? I can't see anything else he might be talking about

Dust Bowl live. I met God

Tom Daley... You and your unbuttoned shirt, you sexy whore 😂

Casting for the #CelebrityTraitors is great but... Imagine if they'd got Adele

"I think you know how to love better than any of us. That's why you find it all so painful."

When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty.

Taylor Swift currently has the #1 song, album and movie release worldwide.

Lorde has removed her discography from Apple Music in Israel.

being horny feels like this

The more I listen, the more I can feel Sabrina's influence across the whole album

Not one, but TWO songs about big dick. The old Taylor really is dead

Kinda needed this right now

Early favourites: Elizabeth Taylor Ruin the Friendship CANCELLED!

Wood is actually about his wood...

Ruin the Friendship is NOT what I expected it to be about 😭

Sniffing Olbas Oil in my youth has prepared me for poppers in my adulthood

Stefani Germanotta, you will always be famous. Mayhem Ball was insaaaane in the best possible way

excited for the day that someone pays for my laser treatments so i can send them hole 🥰

‘THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY!’ by JADE scores the biggest opening week for a debut album of 2025 in the UK.

A new study found that watching Studio Ghibli films and playing open world games like 'The Legend of Zelda' can improve your mental health

I've wanted to share this for so long (thanks @psyoperator.bsky.social!). Here's the first time I actually clocked I have a plump booty

Oh JADE really is a star. This album is worth every bit of hype and more youtu.be/Bmsj0TFyegc?...

JADE’s album slaps so hard omg

anyway new JADE album this Friday!

Kathryn Hahn with Joe Alwyn as her toyboy. Olivia Colman married to Michael Sheen. A friend group composed of Ayo Edebiri, Drew Starkey, Julia Garner, Lucas Hedges, and Taylor Zakhar Perez. Emma Mackey and Margot Robbie as twins. Jinx Monsoon at the front desk. The return of Leo Woodall somehow.

Been listening to Bon Iver all day. Like, did I even try to be happy today?

If his hand gets any blacker, he's not gonna let it vote . . .

Suddenly I'm under 16 again

Leo Woodall. That's it. That's the skeet

5 months later... She heard me 😍 and she will cure me

JADE opening for Chappell at the Edinburgh shows?? And I won't be there... This is my villain origin story

Watching Wednesday for the plot. The plot:

from now on, whenever i'm worried about being too messy with my lyrics, i'm going to remember that lana del ray is putting out a jack antonoff-produced song that starts with "ethel cain hated my instagram post" there's no universe in which i could ever be that embarrassing

normalize telling people you care about them/have feelings for them without an expectation that it needs to develop into something bigger or has to meet some unrealistic romance metric created by straight people✨

we’re all friends right?

I'm ready to move to Saskatchewan. Are you ready to move to Saskatchewan?

We're FINALLY getting The Subway?!?? The one that got away 😍