I love the Olympics, man

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

A haiku: This is Florida. We have your birds. Will return with the old people

Was pleased to hear a surprise reference to the University of Kentucky library in episode 2! Bad news for sleep though app.podcastguru.io/podcast/1669...

I installed fancy smart LED bulbs in my bathroom so now my showers can be ...... IDK this I guess? Sky's the limit in this house

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

7th grade lunch is adorable today as tables start erupting in screaming cheers when someone accepts to be someone's Valentine

I am horrified to report it is incredible having 2 extra hours before work

Is there a cut off age for the backwards baseball cap? Did Steve Buscemi ruin it

All the Muppets fuck. This was Henson’s creative vision

Another one from the archives

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

Me, in a meeting [society is collapsing]: hey! how is everyone doing? let's do a quick check-in

Yes sir. Thank you, sir.

Some art in my domicile

It's Florida cold ❄️

"Don't let anyone tell you this isn't your home."

Watched Apocalypse Clown

Do you want to think about literally anything else for one second? Check out my MS Paint drawing from TWENTY YEARS AGO

any Dem not running on a platform of "every one of these fuckers from top to bottom is going to prison at best" is not worth your time or notice

Dave Guttenfelder is an amazing photojournalist who‘s most recently primarily focused on conflict photojournalism in Syria and Ukraine. Hes recently turned his talents to Minneapolis.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

[Finding out I'm stupid for the hundredth time] WELL THIS IS NEWS TO ME

Time for another day; I do not want to but I will

Night beach is good beach

Happy MLK Jr Eve

Just sat at a red light for about 5 minutes watching this hawk just float around, staying aloft with the wind, not flapping his wings even once. Seems like he was having fun

I mean spineless we knew, but pathetic shriveling worms, eh? Hm interesting

I can't come into work today, I am too cute and cuddly 😔

DAMMIT

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

We gathered to remember Renee Nicole Good.
 To grieve. To bear witness. To hold one another. Thank you to the 40th Ward and Pink Poster Club for organizing last night’s vigil and to everyone who showed up with care and love. We keep us safe. 
Justice for Renee. Abolish ICE.

Gorgeous

As we enter 2026, I vow to continue knocking things off counters, biting your head at 3am, and providing support by sitting directly on top of whatever you're trying to use.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

He says he only drinks on holidays. He also says every day is a holiday if you ✨ believe ✨

The long-standing Christmas tradition of looking up and to the left

The monorail is delayed due to circulation issues

*Buddy Holly voice with extremely wet shirt:* 🎶🎵 Every day I'ma doin' dishes; I hate spoons 'cause they are little bitches🎵🎶

Back home and can't sleep bc being awake is too fun 🙄

Pick

I absolutely love that they have Lil John and Busta Rhymes in the Macy's Parade next to tiny children talkin bout Break Yo Neck

A Thanksgiving Haiku: It is hard to leave 80 degrees and palm trees But there will be pie 🥧

I made dis

he sees all

I've said it before and I'll say it again... The worst part of being a caveman would be knowing in your heart that someday humankind could figure out a way to stab their itchy inner ear with a stick and not severely damage it, but still not have access to qtips 😔