It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

I try to avoid putting people on pedestals but EDI PATTERSON IS A NATIONAL TREASURE

In the yeeear two thousand (and 26): There is a product called Sky Tubes, but sadly has nothing to do with the sky; it is for your eyeball hairs

1 minute of Florida sunrise birdsong

I chose the EXACT wrong things to test at Ulta and now I smell like a disgusting combo of pepperoncinis and old wine 🤢

Top 5 favorite places to be for sure

in the full clip he says these policies is the “far left saying the quiet part loud” and it’s just overwhelmingly popular positions lol

She Cromenockle on my bottle tree until I ankooey

Pfft, you were so close to getting it

I love my new wisteria scented deodorant. It spreads aggressively, so if you get too close to me, you might leave smelling like me. Horticulture is cool

RFK Jr STFU forever challenge

I'm in this game! I'll be streaming it at some point, but you should play the demo now! Keep an eye (and ear) out for Tushev Byaidriski!

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

Curse you, Trashcan Squirrel

I love the beach and airplanes because sometimes it looks like the same damn view

Some wood, some markahs, some string, bada bing bada boom, you got yourself a shelf

Animal crossing puppies

Aw man, a poor pidgeo- nope, that is a tshirt

The weekly watch

I watched the new Lord of the Flies over the weekend and I gotta say, uh... probably not the best prep for the last 3 weeks of school.

Bisexuals everywhere rejoice

Oh damn, is this a petard? Am I hoisted, chat?

I was cursed by a witch at birth so that whenever I have a problem, I need to yell/whine "I'm not smart enough!!" 3 times and then the solution will come to me 🥴✨

Folks if you know my thoughts on Jammies Dodgers, you know I'm excited to see this

Artists if you see this post a bird. 🪶 Any art form; no-AI

Wordz, yo

I guess I'm doing at least one thing right at the moment

🤏

Me tonight

Please wish me luck for 4/20 at the middle school 😬👍

A new rival enters: Jamaican woman calling you 'mama'

Omfg I had forgotten that Lou Bega included the sequel to Mambo No. 5 in the very same album only 3 songs later. It's the same song but worse. Incredible. I hope only good things for Lou Bega.

Anyone wanna talk to me about The Pitt? *Shoots glare at Reddit* NOT you

McDonald's drive thru ✨vibes✨

Depression in paradise 🌴

It's Friday night baby

Yay

Is this anything?

Nothin hits quite as hard as a southern woman calling you 'darlin'

😅

A rewatch of The Pitt has made me realize there is a 6 7 mention in almost every episode

Would you like the Onion Turtle or the Pummeluff?

Me when