I've said it before and I'll say it again... The worst part of being a caveman would be knowing in your heart that someday humankind could figure out a way to stab their itchy inner ear with a stick and not severely damage it, but still not have access to qtips 😔

I thought it was really cool that you could see the sea spray and then surprise bird

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SNAP recipients in SOUTH FLORIDA/ Palm Beach: Here is a thread for additional community support. Food Finder Map: unitedwaypbc.org/get-help/hun...

Fireplace on tv ✅ A/C @ 73° ✅ A third thing that rhymes

I'm torn between having cute, long nails and being able to play the ukulele and it's becoming a real problem

I am so proud of this newest leaf yall

$7.25 federal minimum wage since 2009. And receiving healthcare is bankrupting us. Get madder.

I'm Jack Nicholson 🤷‍♀️

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Donation page is STILL open!!

Big ol' moon damn girl ok

Crying 😭

Saw a fantastic lightning strike in front of me on my drive to work. I giggled like a goddamn baby

Can I kick it? Yes I can

Octobersgiving for the poors

Peak with Gato & Porsche was so fun

neurodiversity is Good Actually. just want to say that

Possibly the most satisfying vid I've ever recorded

I am not well :)

His brand of it is particularly garish but all authoritarianism is basically government by spoiled child. No capacity for or interest in any principles. People who are nice to me get treats, people who are mean to me get abuse. I get what I want or I cry and thrash. Embarrassing

I just have to say… If Charlie Kirk was a Black man who had been targeted, shot, and killed out in the community, the media coverage (if there was any) would examine his life choices relative to his death. His words and actions would be held as contributors to his own demise. 1/2

I hate the world but I sure do like you

smells like honeysuckle and weed 💖

Your friend: "Oh yeah he's super cute, he's right over there..."

Every day is asking too much from me

Was up early to see the sun with my favorite people 💖

It appeared today!! Huh?? You can watch at www.twitch.tv/videos/25377...

Just spent an hour and a half cutting a highlight reel for twitch and somehow twitch didn't save any of it so let that be a lesson to all of us to never get too invested in anything goodnight

.... but born just in time to taste stromboli flavored potato chips

Stunning! A Timelapse of an Oxalis plant blooming.

The moon is the most half it's ever been

Dream come true stuff right here

“Gagging”

Yummy

Thimble bouquet 💐

Summer sounds 🧘‍♀️

Driving down the A1A gawking at the huge houses and hootin as well as hollerin.

I got a job interviewwwwwwww! (pic unrelated)

Always Nice to See a Turtle www.twitch.tv/zoomcakes/cl...

Testing out a neck mount for a bike stream in a few 😅 twitch.tv/zoomcakes

Oh Samus. How I miss you, when oh when shall I hear from you again? #pixelart #METROID

Sinners was incredible, especially THAT one scene. It's the kind of thing that shouldn't have worked but oh my god does it! 😍 I want to be mad at it for tricking me into liking this specific genre of film but I can't. Genius.

Our car-seat poet said this to us while on the road today, it was so good I had to write it down. #iam5andthisisdeep

Call over an associate so that they can unlock the cage to your laundry detergent but you have to do the whole checkout yourself 🇺🇸

She vin on my *SCENT* til I van go

She vin on my cent til I van go