We don’t need a SOTU address, we know everything sucks right now.

Things we need to move on from: -Cold shoulder tops -Cauliflower as pizza crust -Saying “I did a thing” Things we are never moving on from: -the Epstein files

It’s fucking wild that there are people still aligning themselves with MAGA, the GOP, and republicans. These people are mentally ill and are beyond help

Fact checking is my love language.

What borders on insanity? Canada and Mexico.

We don’t need Greenland to protect our national security, we need Trump and everyone in his administration out of the White House to protect our national security.

If you live in a blue state your W-2 should say which red state all your tax dollars went to.

On your W-2 it should say which oligarch all your tax dollars went to.

The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.

The most dangerous animal on the planet is a MAGA man.

I may have done a lot of stupid things in my life but at least I can say I’ve never made a stupid AI slop video to post to social media for attention.

I’m full of cookies and bad decisions.

My New Year’s resolution is to be even worse next year.

It’s always “Merry Christmas” or “Happy Holidays” and never “Happy Winter Solstice, would you like to come to my human sacrifice?”

I’m not interested in “healing” I am interested in getting worse though.

If they can rob the Louvre in 7 minutes you can do that simple task you’ve been avoiding.

This martini is tasting a lot like I’m going to trash talk the government.

I finally just saw the video of Donald Trump dumping feces all over protesters. I didn't think I could be more disgusted with the guy -what is he??? three years old??????? every Congress person who supports this obvious child rapist criminal and creep should spend time in prison right along with him

💯💯💯

The Trump administration is offering student loan forgiveness for ICE agents because they know they won’t have to pay it. If you’re applying to ICE you probably didn’t go to college.

Johnson: "He has defunded our education system. He has defunded our transportation system. He's firing black women across this country. He's defunding our healthcare system. This president is absolutely out of control... Chicago is going to stand firm in protecting humanity."

If you think you’re having a crap day, take comfort in knowing there are multi-star Generals who were ordered to fly halfway around the world to listen to a nut job drone on about his election numbers.

📌 Gavin Newsom is FIRE 🔥🐥

It’s funny to me that all of the sudden the anti vaxx, anti mask, defy government health recommendations crowd is suddenly on board with the government telling them not to take Tylenol during pregnancy.

Republicans out here cutting social safety nets, censoring the media, banning books, weaponizing the DOJ for personal grievances, giving tax cuts to the wealthy, and driving the US into a recession are really trying to convince people that they’re the “good side”.

PSA: HE’S NEVER HAD 1/2 OF AMERICA’S SUPPORT. NOT EVEN CLOSE. That narrative is part of their propaganda playbook. Do not repeat it. 🔊🔊🔊

Religion primes people to accept things with no proof and that’s at least half the reason we’re in this mess.

We've all forgotten the diaper bag once.

The right is openly calling for violence against the left at this point rather than admit that they were wrong about the identity and ideology of the shooter.

There was no way Adam was created before Eve. He has nipples. All fetuses start out as female and develop nipples. It’s not until week 6 when the Y chromosome begins to influence development. Nipples don’t lie. And the Bible is bullshit.

If you’ve been surprised by republican women supporting the release of the Epstein files and think maybe they’re turning a corner, they’re not. They are realizing they're up for reelection in 2026, this is not an empathetic awakening.

RFK Jr. is a threat to public health and the health of all Americans. He’s dangerous. If you say otherwise you’re a fucking idiot. I’m tired of trying to reason with these inbred troglodytes.

JD Vance is talking about keeping kids “safe” while he plays second fiddle to an actual pedophile.

Florida where you’ll still have to pay for the Mickey ears but the measles will be free.

Without double standards Republicans wouldn’t have any standards at all.

I will vote for whoever runs on this platform

MAGA is so triggered over male cheerleaders they forgot that Trump is in the Epstein files.

Even Columbus. 🗺️

Some of my friends like coffee Some of my friends like tea None of my friends like fascists Nazis

So far 2025 has reminded me a lot of when the Kens took over in the Barbie movie.

I may have bad days, but at least I know my life is better than that miserable moldy twat Kim Davis.

Ghislaine Maxwell allowed to leave prison on “work assignments”. I don’t think they’re planning to pardon her, I think they’re planning to make her disappear.

I don't understand people who shrug off political news like it's a sports team they don't like. This is stuff that affects your life top to bottom and you "don't follow it"??