it’s not about dems, it’s not about dem congressional leaders, it’s about these illegal fucking would-be mob bosses trying to literally destroy the government or make your health care more expensive, those are the choices they are offering

The spirits of these honorless bastards who have profaned the words "gotta catch 'em all" will roam the earth for all time, deprived of rest and glory.

THE LEAF ASSAULT! IT'S UNRELENTING! DEPLOY FANGS!

No... Calling this dude a lover of fine couch leather is joking. BEING IN CHARGE OF A GOVERNMENT OFFICE AND MAKING A SINCERE THREAT... Is not a joke.

Basically "I'm only hitting you harder because you're resisting" type logic. But... also pretty funny satire. Lulz

Oh, you gotta admit that some neurons were activated out there.

As a porn artist I'm not asking the SFW crowd to be into the freaky shit we're onto. Everyone has boundaries. But an effort to understand this world would be appreciated. Talk to sex workers. ask them about their experiences in the industry. Work WITH us to create a safer internet.

[SHRIEKING HORSE LAUGH]

the first admin certainly had some of this, but this time around, it’s just this fucking whiny crybaby bitch shit from every member of the cabinet all goddamned day long. fucking loser ass presidency.

THE MONEY IS NEVER WORTH IT.

... I am now entranced.

Xerxes whipping the sea shit.

If you were concerned about Kimmel, here's another for you… Journalist Mario Guevara has been detained for 100+ days, ironically arrested as he reported on a "No Kings" protest. The Trump-Vance admin just issued an order of final removal, to send him to El Salvador—where he fled from 21 years ago.

GET HIS ASS, SON!

The stupidest fucking government of all-time, operated by absolute fucking cretins.

And...? This ain't a surprise, you know.

Yes... YES...

OH, FUCK YOU. There was no "pivot". He was always an entitled sack of shit. Coddling an aspiring fascist don't do shit. And CALL IT INSTINCTS or do the work and go get bit by a radioactive spider. You don't get to claim that shit.

FUCK THIS. Hurt their feelings *more*. Any CEO who tries to destroy the country or undermine policy because they didn't get their ass kissed with a fucking invite to the White House was _always going to betray the country anyway_. Spend this much time trying to appease the poor! Fuck's sake.

[Annoying Horse Laugh]

When you're hot. But not because you're a fire type.

Sex appeal is more art than science.

I am all-in on this mood.

Remember. No matter how much of a dumbass the Dear Leader turns out to be, the project is STILL all about austerity. And that's it.

UPDATE: The Trump administration has approved an extension of Georgia's Medicaid work requirement experiment through Dec. 31, 2026.

Just a new crisis everyday, huh?

So, anyway, I'm hearing they're trying push a blackout? Nah. Here's my ass and they can kiss it. Lulz

So, hey, the Far Right is trying to say that is wrong. Just remember, even if you don't like fat, throbby dick, the Far Right will also find your favorite kink, fetish or erotica, kick it off the Internet and use your sexual frustration to control you. Sexual expression is self-expression.

There's a weird overlap in Sam Raimi's Venn diagram. In Circle 1, you have the Evil Dead. In Circle 2, you have Spider-Man. Sounds crazy, I know. But when you drop Liam Neeson in there, it all makes sense. Somehow. Fuck it, it was the 1990s. 🎦🦝🦄 What are we watching?

Well, shit. I turn my head and the seasons change, huh? Okay. At least it's Woden's Day. 🌈🦄

Tankies and leftists are not so big of a bloc that they cost democrats the election. What cost democrats the election is the fact that they kept trying to win over moderate republicans voters by also being republican when there’s already a republican party for republicans to vote for.

I genuinely cannot believe that Ezra Klein said we should run pro-life candidates in Kansas, Ohio, and Missouri; three states that recently held abortion referendums where the pro-choice side won!

We once had a song called "the internet is for porn" and that's aging worse with every day.

it’s all consensual art expression because it is made by me (a consenting adult) and viewed by other consenting adults. shrimple as that!

It's all good reading material, folks!

You know, I don't even think that anyone should make a fuss about the fact that there's no telling what kind of shady shit is in his background, sexually speaking. We're beyond hypocrisy. Just show up and tell assholes like this that you don't think it's their goddamn business to judge others.

@bsky.app Im urging you with all the love in my heart. Adult queer artists BUILT your platform! We went above and beyond to share invite codes back in the day to signal boost that you even existed as a platform. PLEASE do NOT censor adult art in any way.

Latest Mr Beast challenge dropped.

I find it deeply disconcerting the way they keep “teasing” the big info they have on autism. If there was a real scientific breakthrough, they wouldn’t wait. This isn’t about science, it’s about discriminating against neurodivergent people. It’s eugenics.

Went out of my way to find and block that shit. Also: lawl.

... This comic did like... serious psychic damage. BUT HE'S RIGHT AND I SWEAR UPON MINE HONOR...!!!

Unanimous senate vote to honor a guy who said Black women are subhuman & that gay people should be killed with rocks. Man. It’s almost a shame I won’t even get a chance to never support this party again.

Around half the crowd dispersed after that gas volley. Folks have regrouped now. ICE still on the roof, eyeing protesters. Chanting, "you're on the wrong side! You're on the wrong side!"

Extra-large, extra-spicy. ORDER UP!

Soms mis ik Amsterdam...

When this is all over, those of us that make it need to dedicate their lives to ruining a LOT of careers.

Just going to say that even I'm not going to tempt fate by having a cleric swear the oath of having his god damn me. Good on the holy man, though.

Broadview ICE "processing facility" outside Chicago:

*cough* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enablin...

Hey! If you’re on the east coast, you’re already at the bar. If you’re on the west coast, you’re on your way to the bar. If you’re not drinking, good on you, but now’s the time I ask for money because Citizens United turbofucked our country’s political campaigns and I gotta do it.