Alright. It's time to get out of here. Y'all... some wild shit has gone down. MORE shit, even wilder shit, will go down. Stay close to your loved ones by all means necessary and be ready when things fly all to fuck. Never stop rocking. See you next week. 🤘🦄

All things considered, I'm just glad to have him and lately I'm feeling better about dweeb fascists not getting their mitts on him. So there. Lulz

It's tricky to clue people in on horror films in the last decade because a lot of the actors are still starting out or pretty obscure. But I don't care! It's 2011 and you've got Lamb, Fox and Tiger stalking rich dweebs around their Missouri vacation home! 🎦🦝🦄 What are we watching?

I need to emphasize what I say down-thread: this is a temporary, procedural move known as an administrative stay issued in haste by Justice Jackson. Little to nothing should be read into this ruling for how SCOTUS might ultimately rule on SNAP—either way.

Truly a look into the average mindset of a Times opinion columnist and die-hard Red Hat.

I don't know what fool is being quoted but that is a *staggering* misunderstanding of what Scipio Africanus did. Scipio Africanus was one of the major architects of a *two century* long Roman military commitment in Spain and also set down permanent security commitments in North Africa.

Even right-wing propagandists think X has a right-wing propaganda problem that is poisoning people's brains. That should cause concern among the many media / politics types who still use it and who consider their feeds to be representative of the public's views.

This combined with oversized clothes and some of the tackiest wall decorations imaginable. Anyone that happily pretends that he's some sort of visionary must hate their own existence to the point that they simply stop registering other people. Like... it would explain EVERYTHING.

Too many people with too much goddamn money are playing too many military strategy simulator games.

A good translation of the "socialism will ruin this city" vibe. Lulz

This fucking shit show...

And our project lead despises HIM on a personal level. That bearded cushion fucker.

just a reminder that yesterday ICE tried to probe northwest portland and got shut down by blocks worth of people roving the streets looking for them. they didn't return today.

Lawl. I know that horrifying shit is on the horizon. But, they have SO fucking lost the support of the average American. Like... goddamn, this is an amazingly, comically bad sign for them.

The Buns of Winter. I humbly submit to @chinchy.bsky.social

“Greg Bovino, you a bitch!” yells heroic Waukegan man, as Greg Bovino walks by.

Your regular reminder that there's a profession where the employees are so violent, so untrustworthy, that they are required by law to have personal video supervision every time they interact with the general public, just so there is any sort of factual record of what occurs.

"Police dishonesty, even on the stand and under oath, is so common that it has its own name (“testilying”), and it has forced prosecutor offices to create what are called “Brady Lists” of officers they will not put on the stand out of fear they’ll commit perjury."

Billions of investor dollars, untold gigawatts of electricity, and a state's entire water supply... to produce JANK.

I watched this completely AI-generated ad they officially put out and now you have to as well.

Listen to this fucking Blow Pop. Either you SAY "Fuck Around & Find Out" or you go home. It's literally a slogan that you say with your full chest. If you don't, then everything you said before is a bunch of "ten year old yelling from his front porch" chatter.

Same old verse, they just bitch a little worse. Lulz

It's not about how big a little guy is. It's about that passion for mashin'. Hur hur hur

Oh, for fuck's sake...

"Or just lay there and bleed"... Motherfucker, you're going to bleed out. There's no amount of "can do" cowboy spirit going to fix that shit.

[Evil Horse Laugh]

Akbar Shahid Ahmed with the first report to confirm that former Secretary of State Anthony Blinken at the time of his tenure was asking State Department officials whether or not Israel's actions constituted ethnic cleansing.

Also your plot to confuse Americans and lie to their faces and hope they wouldn't notice the kidnappings and astronomical grocery prices has obviously not worked, so if you want to stay in business you might want to start reporting the news again instead of running press releases from the WH

Oh... GIRL... I have BEEN there...

Oh, good. The drone army is going to untested and shit. These fuckers won't even be able to control half of their drones because they won't be able to interface half of the hardware. Never mind the coding and software fuck ups.

Importing Afrikaner/Boer mercenaries by signaling colonial solidarity.

I know this is pedantic, but Kim Davis was not "jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses." She was jailed for contempt of court because she refused to follow a court order (she had stopped issuing all marriage licenses). NYT makes it sound like the Woke Police broke down her door.

The point of destroying knowledge is to let fucking idiots run wild. And the worst scum on the earth will abuse that to amass power.

The best description of all.

I've noticed some people on Twitter are prone to arguing with Grok, posing leading questions to get Grok to confirm their most delusional, conspiratorial beliefs. I worry that this behavior + AI's politeness bias + lack of mental health services + widespread guns will lead to bad things.

Evil, but fun.

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[SHRIEKING HORSE LAUGH] Eat it, you fucking bitch.

It's always nice to use visual aids

Remember that a significant cause of inflation during the Biden administration was literal price gouging and price fixing. PRICE CONTROLS would work wonders. But that's antithetical to big business.

[SNERK]

apropos james watson’s death i had an idle thought today about how stupid race/iq stuff sounds. “buh if your skin is darker you are biologically less smart” is a thing only a dumbass can believe

Fucking... ... ... 🦄💢

For when you want to do pixels and go BEAST with it.

Oh, go fuck yourself until you hit escape velocity, you moldy bitch.

[Annoying Horse Laugh]

MMM... The feelings... ✨🦄

It's always a gang of them. Never a single one of them with the stones enough to handle their kidnappings solo.

See, it's okay to steal people's creative works if they don't like the sound of your last name. The pricks.