Huh....maybe one of the most succinct posts of why getting rid of vaccine access doesn't make sense and why these weirdos in power seem to want us all dead

The best episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark is "Dead Mans Float" hands down. But my personal favorite is the tale of Locker 22. I just love that one. I think maybe the time jumps just does it for me

Listening to Something Corporate - Leaving Through the Window please save me from this reality

I'm so tired that I thought this was a Golden Girls tribute/parody with Dorothy in the middle

Ummm @aoc.bsky.social @robertgarcia.bsky.social @malcolmkenyatta.bsky.social @maxwellfrost.bsky.social As the most progressive members of Congress, can we please capitalize on the Epstein Files backlash and hammer in how many Republicans are completely depraved over and over again?

Happy 40th to the legend that is the Amiga computer. #amiga #retro #nostalgia #tech

This becomes more true every day. Back then it was an exaggeration but now, literally every day becomes more and more true

Ran into one of my unhoused friends. When I met him he mentioned to me that he sees "vibrations in the lights" and thought it was some evil conspiracy. I do TV studio lighting. I told him that he wasn't crazy and that IN FACT LEDs operate on a sine wave frequency so he really could just be sensitive

One of my most reliable indicators of a new covid wave are friends and strangers on the internet saying they're sick (very few admit it's covid, but some do) even from all across the world and country. It's here and starting. This random metric has proven many times over MASK UP!

His body will lie in state at the Memphis airport for three days, then be delivered to its final resting place via Columbia, MO; Trenton, NJ; Springfield, MA; Charleston, SC; Bakersfield, CA; Trenton again for some reason; and will then register as "out for delivery" indefinitely.

It would be really funny if the tariffs really do lead to a toy shortage and the right scapegoats Santa and turns him into a Futurama-style dystopian version of Christmas. They love blaming people!

Cancelling my Verizon 5G home internet because of their complete and utter gall to cancel DEI policies to appease this regime for a merger with Frontier (also didn't Frontier spin off of Verizon FiOS to begin with?). But alas, these fuckers are gonna milk me for one last payment

Stage 5, then stage 9....They're gonna keep making the number bigger as time goes on. Remember how we "survived Covid 1-18"?

The episode of Archer where they have to clean up after the assassination of the prime minister is one of the best half hours of television ever broadcast

Totally forgot about these! The cinnamon ones were awesome

Brilliant and makes sense

Deranged new covid .gov website....it's amazing how it's simultaneously not found in nature but yet something to be mocked and not care about like.....what?

US rule of law straining at the seams. US science infrastructure choked and reeling. Academic freedom squealing like a pig. Global economy teetering on the edge of meltdown. Wall St CEOs self-censoring on earnings reports. It took them 81 days. Talk about American exceptionalism.

From what I'm seeing in Europe, the real game changer here isn't really the Trump admin itself, but how quickly American elites - political, corporate, institutional and academic - just failed to respond and resist in any meaningful way. US prestige culture, as seen from abroad, just evaporated.

One of my biggest fears of day-to-day life now is that with virtually no FDA or CDC or staff that we're all gonna have to suffer through rounds and rounds of food poisoning since nobody is there to inspect. This is one thing I kinda hope capitalism creates a market where companies say "We're safe"

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death

Ordered something off eBay from Canada. Thought I might be just under the wire. Hmmm "public authority"???

A coworker labeled this wireless comm pack as LTG "B" meaning lighting stage B (I chalk the stupid quotation marks to him being old) but today I noticed it resembled LGBT....and then saw that someone added Q!!!!

WHAT LIKE....These heroes basically saved us but now they're "DEI" WTF I HATE IT HERE

One thing that I want know is that if SS is gutted outright, or more likely scaled back..does that mean that the money we've paid into goes right to billionaires...does our payroll deduction go away if it's abolished....'m assuming it'll still get taken out in a comical "haha well you still pay us"

“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...

More Democrats need this simple messaging. Well done!

Dude says we have to take care of our law enforcement FUCK YOU!!! YOU ASSHOLE YOU PARDONED OUR ATTACKERS

Fortune cookie gets too real

Zelensky found out what it was like to be a US governor in a blue state asking Trump for medical supplies during the pandemic. Or disaster relief after a wildfire or storm. It’s not his money, but he fully expects you to beg and plead for it and tell him how wonderful he is.

...they're eating the protections for the people who live there.

THIS was my first thought

This will only end well

So....shouldn't the entire admin and the rest of DOGE resign....like maybe only because this one idiot had a paper trail but like there's no way the rest of them are not the same

Probably the most concise, to the point, accurate, easy to read article in, maybe the last decade, really

Ok, this is actually the most concise and to the point accurate 1 minute read that of what is going on I've ever seen. Important read

Makes sense why we'll never get herd immunity or any immunity. This fucking sucks and could have been prevented if we didn't fucking let this damn virus mutate to Omicron levels. "But Omicron is mild"....the fuck it isn't

Ok so basically....the rich hate us and want us to suffer and even die (cutting off CDC HHS coms, etc) so they can built some freak technocratic society where they rule but like...do they just expect to Doordash some potatoes or groceries when we're all dead?

If you wanted no leaks you should have gone into Settings -> Security -> Configure privacy & security -> Privacy options -> Other -> Configure -> Media interface and clicked “Disallow.” The Leak setting is on by default but we understand your privacy is important so we’ve made it easy to opt out

there's going to be a moment where trump is asking "well why can't we just do x" and the answer is "well sir, we stopped funding x on day 8"

their insane decision making is both additive and exponential, and I don't think they can outrun the damage least of all because I don't know if they're even aware of how much damage they're doing

i think think this administration is unleashing things they don't understand and it will get out of hand

OMG IT WAS RIGHT THERE THE WHOLE TIME. "They're emptying their prisons, their insane asylums" ....sure he definitely got confused about "asylum" but....Fucking A it was projection the entire time and I didn't even catch on

I’ll stop “overreacting” when you start reacting.

I heard it on SiriusXM earlier today and it was so painful to listen to because it still applies but was so quaint back then and not that everything they said is now 100-1000x worse

This is bad. That also means no notifications of food-borne illness like e-coli or listeria, which seemed to have an uptick....

Fuck. This seems bonkers at first but if you really think about it, we would have had 4 years of crazy idiots with no plan and instead the crazy idiots had 4 years to make a plan. Granted, Jan 6 2021 could have just moved to Jan 6 2025 though.

Happy last night of freedom and Democracy! I spent it largely cleaning up but made a steak with some Yukon Gold mash. I hope tomorrow isn't as bad as I think it will be but, well, at least we know it will only get worse after that

This is definitely why I can sleep tonight