For no reason, here’s a Diet Coke ad featuring #TedTurner playing with a toy boat. youtu.be/WBbFoKp2pRk?...

Will @theonion.com control Infowars’ existing IP? It would be cool if they can erase all its history and deplatform Jones as much as possible.

I guess I need to top up my Bluesky meter.

Tasting potential wedding cakes on Love Is Blind: Sweden

As if right-wing Christians - don’t fervently pray for mass death ASAP so we can be raptured or sent to hell; - aren’t envious of countries that have death sentences for apostasy.

Guy Fieri has fans?

Please disrespect the Noem family's privacy at this hilarious time.

"'Mrs. Noem is devastated. The family was blindsided by this. They ask for privacy and prayers at this time.' No word if these prayers should be sent to Jesus or RuPaul." www.thestar.com/entertainmen...

Peter Nosferatu

It's passive-aggressive though—warmongers just get stuck in a "We are experiencing a higher than normal prayer volume" hold loop. www.salon.com/2026/03/29/p...

Middle vs. coasts, rural vs. urban, cis vs. trans, whites vs. every other race, right wingers love to divide and divide and subdivide.

I've never really watched much before but Watching Joe Rogan and Pierre polivire and ... Jesus Christ the insanity. The callous cruelty is... Just wow I just assumed he was just a dumb goofy guy playing to whoever was the guest at the time but holy hell he's actually just an awful person.

God, Jesus, Saint Mary and the Holy Ghost are too weak to handle Satan so the priests have to step in.

This mentions an impending “extensive investigation” but is there still enough of an FAA and an NTSB to conduct those?

Saw your boyfriend in Hobbycraft

As someone who was laid off from Instagram during Meta's big layoffs, I would like to say that Mark Zuckerberg could have given each one of us $10 million as severance and still spent less than he did on the Metaverse, thank you and good night

AHEM reverse order of difficulty Connections Puzzle #1006 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Connections Puzzle #1000🎉 🟦🟩🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

I'm already thinking about how terrible things are going to be for black women in the US in the run-up to the election, from Republicans AND establishment Democrats. And I am already exhausted.

People who believe in an imminent Rapture/Armageddon don't have anything invested in what happens to you here on Earth. You are irrelevant to them and will be treated accordingly.

I’m I don’t know who Tom Holland or Zendaya are years old.

all I can add is Epstein apparently knew something about law enforcement and who they really serve

When David Cronenberg talks about evil, he doesn’t look to monsters, he looks to power. In this rare TVO Archive clip, the legendary Canadian filmmaker lays out how authority and morality twist together.

Prince Andrew to seek asylum in the United States and join Donald Trump’s cabinet to avoid further persecution.

The Epstein Files are so vast and detailed that they feel like the ruins of Pompeii--a snapshot of of Billionaire Town, preserved in volcanic ash--their food, their cruelties large and small, their graffiti with dumb dick jokes, the tools of various trades, art, family pets, so many brothels...

Black Republican Senator Tim Scott said the Obama ape video is “the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House.” Is he implying he has seen “less racist” things? I don’t get the notion of degrees of racism. Racist is racist.

UK colloquialisms that need to be adopted by Canadians: SKIVE: avoid work by staying away or leaving early; shirk. "Skiving off early, eh?" CAN'T BE ARSED: can't be bothered. (In fact, let's adopt "arse" and alternate it for "ass" randomly.) (Let's not adopt "taking the piss" though. It's stupid.)

Time for a life reevaluation… if I can fit it in

Clean your feeders! Even the water bowls. cheknews.ca/hummingbird-...

How I feel after fixing the photocopier

Most of the deployed AI only exists to facilitate the global fight over money. Capitalism is wasting billions of lives and most of our computational power to alter the distribution of numbers in databases. Nothing could be more insane.

A sane USA would take every dime the Trump family has grifted & pilfered over the past decade and give it to the migrant families they have abused. Then take whatever astronomical haul folks like Erika Kirk rake in and gift it to all those folks targeted by Christofascist hate.

This meeting could’ve been an unsent email.

I don't think it's European leaders who should feel embarrassed. www.cnn.com/2026/01/20/e...

It's been foggy for days in Vancouver.

Well, if anyone can find it, you can be sure it's the fatuous, oily boob who wrote this article.

'In 2023, after a closed door hearing, Russia's Supreme Court declared what it called the "international LGBT movement" an extremist org. In 2024, the first arrests were carried out under the new law. Two employees of an LGBTQ+ club were arrested and could face up to ten years…'

Holy shit! Wordle 1,673 2/6* ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Scott Adams: “The best advice I would give to white people is to get the hell away from Black people… So I think it makes no sense whatsoever as a white citizen of America to try to help Black citizens anymore.” This is who JD Vance and Trump are celebrating today.

Ahem, solved from most to least degree of difficulty. Connections Puzzle #947 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Maybe society is still overcompensating for the garish decor horrors of decades past. I'm a sucker for the stark, cold, calming, minimalist shit.

Even my husband recognizes that my ineptness in the kitchen is not weaponized incompetence, it is pure incompetence. #CookingSucks

On this day in 1921, Lister Sinclair was born. A playwright, actor, mathematician and polymath, he wrote several acclaimed plays including Socrates and The Blood Is Strong. He worked for CBC for many years and helped develop (and was an early host) of The Nature of Things.

When violence expert Bandy Lee publicly warned that Donald Trump likely presented a danger to the nation’s health, she was ostracized by the psychiatric community. It turns out she was right.

Steveston Village, Richmond BC, Canada last night

That would be every day.

Doodle

This message hits hard.

Don’t use Spotify until the ICE recruitment ads stop: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky