me when the appellate court opinion restates a party's argument and then says "Not so."

who can relate? woo!

everyone wants to prepare for fascist takeover by getting a gun, but nobody wants to do cardio

it's me, i made femtanyl coworker music

*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*

Locals (girls like us) intro

Compromise, conformity, assimilation, submission, ignorance, hypocrisy, brutality, the elite

Polo pony with insane ski goggles in St Moritz

someone get polymarket odds on him wearing a Protect The Dolls tshirt

with the Lex Walton show and Figure It Out in the same timeslot next week, it's time for the bitchy trans women of greater ridgewood to decide whether they like music or books more

getting targeted ads to follow Hitachi on linkedin...?

This Chariot Marketing Solutions stress toy is gonna be a big hit in my office

gm www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htl3...

“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh

Show me proof of life and ill go to sleep

everybody get in here

truly the most New York Football Giants thing that could happen

Ser Duncan of Idaho

they'll kill me for this but i don't hate the new ios

watching His & Hers and astonished at the number of Sobotkas featured on this show

My most significant act of public service was leaking files of KOAN Sound’s snares on /r/edmproduction like 12 years ago

Wrote the weekend essay for @thenation.com www.thenation.com/article/soci...

so glad im participating in dont kill urself friday bc if i didnt i wouldn't be able to get my pussy soon

Trolls who say “you’ll never be a woman” are so funny to me bc like, too late bud!

post two characters who bring you joy

dril candles tweet but substacks by trans women

goodbye internet

Best part of the new Pitt ep was pausing and looking at everyone’s facial expressions when Robby says “hilar flip”

I missed the one basketdolls skills class and now ill never be a hooper

astor: mrrow! me: likely thing for you to say

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Mad Men sequel series where Dick Whitman gets pardoned by Reagan

It’s crazy the mayor might come to twinks v dolls

he's gonna bring all the cops with him to trap them there like in Dark Knight Rises

incredible that waymo killed a cat and their response was "This is only the beginning."

oooooh those two very friendly older men in the piano bar on that cruise 8 years ago were hitting on me

Got the nasty in my taxi. You need a lift? You can sit between the backseat and my stuff there, no yeah you can just put it on the ground and sit there that’s fine :)

here are a few 2026 predictions

oh jesus christ im the same age as betty draper in s1

Bro thinks he’s Alber Tinestine

Me and my friends would’ve killed Paul Kinsey with hammers I can tell you that much

Recent music releases have really illustrated the dearth of songs about having a bomb in your car

I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite gay bar on the Citadel.

If there’s one thing you can say about the OU dipshit she at least didn’t use AI

This might be inexplicable but he’s giving Tobias Fünke here

Atom bomb