you can change diva. diva you can change

Best thing abt living in brooklyn is that when trump kicks the bucket i won’t learn about it from the internet but from hearing cheers in the street

Dyslexic girl named Marinara

Seeing the isfecal stickers everywhere on my commute brightens my morning

There’s a bomb in MY car?

scorpio season watch the HELL out

going to tgirl baseball and getting hbp

Husbands sounds like a song that would go on the 2k menu (complimentary)

Task was fine

Flinta+ is now rebranding to flinta.tv

bluesky needs more accounts that just post clips of sports stuff immediately after it happens

crazy how in just a few short months it's gonna be 2023

of all the things at the Rico Nasty concert i was not expecting them to play We Are Young

the bird is not stupid for flying into the window. but it is dead

Hello! Knock me down… helloooooo goodbye! There ya go: knock me down, there ya go! Bye bye! And then take a trot

Someone on the street called me a beautiful woman last night 😍 maricón is such a pretty word

I hate gay halloween costumes, like what do you mean you’re a sailor in a big green coat

Alt Jews of NYC! Antizionist Jews! Queer Jews! Jews of Color! You’re invited to just us at the Bushwick/Ridgewood Shul for Shabbat services and dinner tomorrow night! Sign up at www.tbrs.nyc

So which Getting Killed song is gonna become a tiktok sound

the first trans woman has already been born

doing a national signing day press conference but im choosing between an NYU Langone and a Mount Sinai hat

the Sumud Flotilla arriving on Yom Kippur has spiritual significance to me. i've been reflecting a lot on the ways i supported and normalized this genocidal death cult growing up. it's not enough to say that "i was raised this way / i didn't know better" etc. i'll be atoning for the rest of my life.

tv show bit where the eclectic character shows off his music taste in the car playing an oddly structured rock song with a refrain of "there's a bomb in my car!!"

The man on horseback will be woke

i'm seeing a lot of sober writing from professional analysts suggesting the 2025 mets were a flawed team that overperformed preseason expectations. i urge mets fans to reject this. you ARE cursed by god. things will NEVER get better. the walls are closing in, you can't breathe, its getting so cold-

Remember the first impeachment? Lol

they really made me a jewish transsexual. thats so cool

Nah he’s getting it like Ralphie Cifaretto

Every time i dress femme and don’t get rousing applause every time i walk in a room i go home and feed my homunculus a tablespoon of sawdust

if i can't get tix to the danny brown/underscores/femtanyl show im going to [redacted]

Happy new year!

the adhd meds kick in and i just start texting people

kinda missing the "i hardly know 'er!" era of jokes tbh

Love going to a birthday party and it’s very clear all the other attendees know me as the birthday girl’s transsexual coworker

Shortish bangs and oscillating between feeling like Sophie Thatcher and a little lad who likes berries and cream

i am tired of the world framing trans issues as “they’re not hurting anybody” or “society can tolerate them.” trans people are load bearing for a free society, not something to be tolerated

So many beautiful women at the Mount Sinai Center for Transgender Medicine

Man

i don't speak gibberish to my cat i just say the twi'lek dialogue from KOTOR

That month when Andor was airing was pretty cool

rfk jr looks like a character from fallout 1

It’s funny how all the law nerds (myself included) saw Chevron get overturned and reacted like “this is what kills the administrative state” and then when trump got elected they killed it in a much simpler and stupider way

alright the performative male thing may have started as a joke but it feels like an op now

flames is maybe my least favorite thing to be engulfed in

laseraway cold calling me and immediately i turn into a character from Industry