A sign in our work lunchroom this morning said there would be pizza around 12:30. Nice! I planned my day around pizza, didn't order lunch... waited until 1, maybe the pizza is late? NO pizza, NO note, just me, now hungry and sad. Ended up skipping lunch... guess I was the punchline. #aprilfools

Do what we tell you and we won't abandon you to everlasting torment

(explaining modern society) imagine being a tamagotchi but with anxiety and bills to pay

I went to meet my dasher outside and he goes, "Something's WRONG!" so I'm nervous thinking there was an issue picking up my order.. then he says, "I'M supposed to deliver to YOU not the other way around!" 😅💀

Advice received: You can't block a business! ...Reality remains unchanged.

BREAKING: Truck loses tire, fails to respect capitalism by stopping in a business entrance

I think there's a problem with my calendar... it says #Thursday but I'm pretty sure it should be #Friday by now. 💀

I know it's really difficult, but if someone says "see attached" #please please please look at the attachments BEFORE asking stupid questions. It's the right thing to do! 📧

It was a table. HUGE. 🤩 Still moving around furniture to fit everything!

my boyfriends are "making big changes" today and I got a message to "answer the phone for uhaul"... should I be worried? 😂

Moment of silence for everyone who asked for a specific size and was still gifted clothing two sizes too small. #ungrateful #christmas

They put microplastics in all of nature that bore us. In our blood. Our brains. Our wombs. Out ballsacks. "But how can we put microplastics in the soul?" they asked, and so ChatGPT was born.

SO sorry, my perfectionism took over and its still in progress! 😥 I hope you had a great birthday!! 🎉

A pair of Crested caracara...

You can’t tell if someone is disabled just by looking at them. There’s no such thing as the “genuinely disabled”. You are not entitled to a person’s entire medical history just so you can decide whether to believe them or not. People are not faking disability, most are trying to fake being well.

The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS. The coup was over in hours because people said no.

Marz is #thankful for animal crossing 😹 #warm #cat #acnh

"Why can't we just not talk politics and get along?" Oh, because silence is complicity.

I'm #thankful that I won't be wasting my time with MAGA family tomorrow. 🦃

🦑~

Peace Lily

Get cozy my dudes.

Posting for accountability (so I can't weasel out of it)...

🏳️‍⚧️ I know we're all struggling, but if you're in the giving mood, check out transanta.com 🏳️‍⚧️ #mutualaid #giftgiving

“A.I. makes art accessible.” Art has always been accessible. There was like a six month period where I drew all the sketches for my comics with a lined notebook from the grocery store and a random green marker.

Well, here we are….maga now backing trump, and claiming nothing is wrong with rapping kids….just like Megan Kelly downplaying the situation also 😵‍💫🤦🏻‍♀️😡 www.instagram.com/reel/DRFwBkb...

Just a little #wordsearch for the true #patriots 🇺🇲

I love a good word search 😌 #Trump #Epstein

good things 💐

The snow is beautiful, but I bet it would look even more beautiful from the window at home... ❄️☃️

Hi Bluesky, God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny. Thanks, God

Day 13 of my vampire lady series! A little interlude this time with a silly lil' old comic I made of my malkavian Kiki and her lasombra gf Lacyé~ 💗🖤 #myart #comic #digitalart #vampirelady #vampire #malkavian #lasombra #fashion #goth #pink #halloween

The quintessential aesthetic of fascism

TRICK OR TREAT!! 🎃👻 #HappyHalloween #Pokémon #tepig #witch #psyduck #ghost #TrickOrTreat

Not doing great fam! #pixelart

👻🔌 #vickillust #art

happy ❤️ day #illustration #kidlitart #childrensbooks

faerie mount ✶⋆.˚

Mmm... Revive

He deserves ✨️everything✨️ 🥺💕

Bork bork! 🐶

right wing bigots have admitted - the “trans women in bathrooms” issue - the “trans women in sports” issue and - the “trans kids getting surgery” issue were all MADE UP TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY are you paying attention?

📣 "If there is a shutdown I think it would be a tremendously negative mark on the president of the United States. He's the one who has to get people together." - Donald J. #Trump 🤔 youtu.be/mbmNrht9QFE?...

Monster bait

Our medical system is ✨️fUcKeD✨️

Two can play at that game...

Emblematic of the No Kings protest this weekend #nokings