Yeah, sex is good but have you ever tried to teach an Englishman to pronounce the Swedish "i" and "y" and watched a single despondent tear run down his cheek?

I always figured Hozier's song Eat Your Young was a metaphor but fuck me if these Epstein freaks weren't literal.

Not to be sapphic on main but watching Nicola Coughlan in a silky nightgown in that red hair, writing by candlelight makes me grateful to have eyes. Yes, we can see the loving thumbprint of creation in your damn face, Nicola; you don't have to go so hard. Geez (thank you though fr)

girl not the apophatic darkness beyond all understanding 😭

If I looked this good nobody could tell me shit and I'd be a hellion of astronomical proportions.

Listen, if you put a song in a mix tape for one person and then reuse that song in someone else's mix tape that's unethical. These are just the rules, I don't make them. Two songs by the same band can never be back to back, it's the law. Shit is complicated.

Not to brag or anything but I bet you've never made your partner roll their eyes so hard they give themselves a headache.

One day, I know a shudder will rock the earth and the aether will drown me in sorrow. And on that day, I will know Hozier went to the barber to get a tapered fade.

Hozier accidentally trained all his listeners to be his background choir at his performances but that's not the coolest thing. He made us into this ocean of love that sings back at him.

John Leguizamo and Harold Perrineau had ✨️no fucking right✨️ to go so hard in Romeo + Juliet. They are delicious in every shot.

I swear Stephen Miller is 🤏 close to actually just calling Venezuela and/or Greenland "lebensraum." You know he wants to.

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

Now comes The Literal Worst part of the year, the second half of winter. The first half flies by, from Halloween to NYE. Now comes the drudgery until April rolls around. Gird your loins and make your resolution to only treat yourself to joys big and small. Don't die.

It’s been a cozy and quiet Christmas for the Tobitt family. I hope yours was just as peaceful.

2025 was the first year since 2019 that I never, not once, was hospitalised due to my mental health. So, all things tallied, that is the greatest sign of progress.

My feelings about AI is exactly what Elmo feels about Rocco.

He's a model. Merry Christmas to everyone's cats.

They put microplastics in all of nature that bore us. In our blood. Our brains. Our wombs. Out ballsacks. "But how can we put microplastics in the soul?" they asked, and so ChatGPT was born.

Call me naive but I still think Larian is redeemable. Despite letting Wyll down and the genAI debacle and Vincke embarrassingly doubling down. E33 got stripped of a few awards and disqualified from others because of AI. Just stop using the ecocidal kleptomaniac shit-churner machine.

Listen I'll be extremely honest. Prolonged sick leave blows more than anything in the whole wide world. It is the literal worst and gets -10 000 stars. I miss working. However. The last few days before Christmas? Knowing full well what hell I am missing? Dude I could cut this relief like pudding.

Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is. GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart. But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.

I feel like AI is taking excitement out of upcoming games. I was so stoked for Divinity until Vincke shat the bed. I was almost excited about Steel Frontiers despite not being H3 until I heard the studio uses AI. Now it feels like who the fuck can you trust? Will I ever look forward to a game again?

“how larian uses generative ai”

If my town had a gym equivalent where I could train in ringmail to wield a sword and shield and shoot arrows, I would never be fucking home.

Not gonna lie. Frankenstein was great. Tears were shed. But why in the everliving hell would you end Mary Shelley's story with a fucking Byron quote.

@guerrilla.bsky.social Hey listen. Horizon concept, right? An Oseram tinker who makes ringmail.... out of ancient rings. Polished gold, silver, platinum. Jewels to the nines glittering. She's collected thousands of old engagement rings like a magpie and now makes decorative ringmail with them. Yes?

I think we need some sort of headphone-specific NSFW warning for certain voice actors? Because *apparently* I have a bikini part somewhere in my ear canal and some voices drag very pleasantly against it.

Nascent dictator and most divisive president of the US ever wants $230M from his people. That equates to what? 60 cents/citizen? He's fucking every American and only wants 60 cents a head. Cheapest dick ever and that's still more than he's worth. I thought America was the land of the free.

I struggle with my mortality every day. I know that one day, no matter how hard I try, I will die and know defeat against that eternal, universal, inexorable foe. And yet. There are wars that can never be won but must always be fought. One day I will die... and the fucking laundry basket will win.

I want to believe good art isn’t worth putting yourself in toxic situations to produce it but unfortunately the chain by Fleetwood Mac exists

Made cheddar muffins with bacon on a whim and guess I'll be having this for breakfast until I die

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

Happy Birthday to my favourite artist @bentobitt.bsky.social enjoy your brisket and cookies

Swedish spoken with a Finnish accent is the most beautiful.

I know I'm only a new addition to this platform but it is not lost on me that Bluesky's darkmode looks just like a tumblr feed. Same shade of blue and everything. I'm sure that's coincidental.

the fact that a sitting US president is talking about antifascism being terrorism should tell you a lot about what he thinks his own government represents

Things are looking pretty dour at times, but then you get a cuddle from a nibling and have a little play with a small, shaggy, sausage-shaped dog. And then I get a little more fight in me. What? Huh? No, my backpack is not wriggling. Mind your business.

Throwback to a few weeks ago when stale viennoiserie was being sold for a pittance and I made the most pretentious bread pudding known to man. Peak French withs croissants, pains au chocolat, crème anglaise and hubris.

How close I am to losing it

So wait. WE ARE ANTIFA ANTIFA is anti fascism. SO is he finally calling his regime Facists? Sounds like it to me

Guys not to be controversial or anything but what if ✨️no one✨️ is allowed an ethnostate?

Throwback to a few weeks ago when the colours of the kitchen sill made a living stained glass window.