Delizea
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💙🤍🩶Melbourne⚽Football🍺Beer🤘Punk Rock 🇺🇦Slava Ukraine
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Adam Lichtenstein
16 days ago
The World Cup draw is the biggest "could have been an email" event in the world.
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The front bench is just the PM's top MySpace friends.
#auspol
about 1 month ago
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#TeamNorway
#Nobel
2 months ago
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Dump That Hump Trump
3 months ago
I think Trump thinks autism is a country. "We're gonna beat Autism. They treat Trump very unfair. They don't pay their share to NATO. The Autistic people are great but their President doesn't return my calls. They're in for a big surprise if they keep this up."
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At this point the USA is like a teenage drunk. Just needs to vomit up the fascism so they can get it out of their system and realise they've made some poor choices in the morning. We can't promise we won't tell their mum though.
3 months ago
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Look I'm no social butterfly but I do have a neurodivergent need to have my schedule planned and where's the fixtures at
@aleague.bsky.social
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4 months ago
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Kristi Noem's
#Southpark
complaints show she's thin skinned about botox but oddly accepting of being portrayed as an unhinged serial puppy murderer.
4 months ago
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Imagine for a second
#VicPol
used their resources on the Nazis in Melbourne last night instead of terrorising
#Aleague
football fans on Swan Street.
4 months ago
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I challenge anyone who thinks society wouldn't immediately crumble at the onset of the apocalypse to observe the insatiable hunger for the available seat on a peak hour train carriage.
5 months ago
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Pallonate in Faccia
5 months ago
🇺🇸 Chicago Fire fans turned their backs on the pitch during today's match against San Diego FC, a protest against the club, which ejected three fans from the stadium for displaying an anti-ICE banner. 👇
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Darth Putin
6 months ago
My parade sucks cos Ukrainians blew up all my tanks. What's Donald's excuse?
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Brandon Friedman
7 months ago
Watch as this LAPD cop takes deliberate aim at an Australian reporter, then shoots her at close range. I would fire the police chief over this. Inexcusable thuggery.
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The real question is whether all 700 were in the one raincoat.
7 months ago
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#VicPol
ruining what should be an amazing aleague grand final in Melbourne for their
#murdoch
bosses.
7 months ago
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My mate's dad is waiting for us at the Corner hotel, but millions of cops in the way won't let us through. What is this
@aleague.bsky.social
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7 months ago
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Tonight we shall feast on potato in many forms, hoping that by consuming the flesh of thine enemy, he is vanquished for good.
#auspol
#australiadecides
8 months ago
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Dutton calls Elon an "evil genius". LNP now only half right.
#auspol
8 months ago
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John Robb
8 months ago
Can you point me to the $4 carton of eggs that's this big?
#auspol
#leadersdebate
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Yes Dutton, you do scare in particular women.
#auspol
#ausvotes
#leadersdebate
8 months ago
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Delizea
8 months ago
Ok so there's 60 undecided voters, frankly i thought there would be less but good on ch7 for rounding up these remaining 60 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
#auspol
#leadersdebate
#ausvotes
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They play ping pong? JFC. Even the moderator is cooked.
#auspol
#ausvotes
#leadersdebate
8 months ago
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Undecided? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen?
#auspol
#ausvotes
#leadersdebate
8 months ago
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LNP gang violence. Imagine you're trying to get to a local restaurant and SUDDENLY TRICKLING ECONOMICS.
#auspol
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8 months ago
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Dr Mimi
9 months ago
In Awhina’s defense…………..we were all saying that
#MAFSAU
#MAFSAustralia
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Sess Barne
9 months ago
The real love story was always between bros, Billy & Dave. They'll be friends for life.
#MAFSAU
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Heard Island Government
9 months ago
We need to dispel some rumors. There is ZERO fentanyl trafficking on both of our HIMI islands. In fact, while our Gentoo penguins can travel hundreds of miles to bring partners their favorite pebble, they are incapable and unwilling of carrying even an ounce of illicit drugs.
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News Eye
9 months ago
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Mara Roberts
9 months ago
Angus Taylor on ABC Breakfast saying that those with a mortgage and 2 cars are the ones struggling the most. Completely ignores renters and homeless. LNP really are clueless.
#auspol
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Damn, I thought the odds were strong on Jacqui being the first to cry tonight
#mafsau
9 months ago
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Awhina: my husband will definitely meet his alternative. Also he's generally a bit shit. Yes.
#mafsau
9 months ago
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Jacqui googling how not to be a sociopath. Maybe she should join the Trumpets.
9 months ago
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Ryan hasn't even tried to be blonde and clean-shaven!
#mafsau
9 months ago
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Will there be subtitles for Awhina and Adrian's long distance calls?
#mafsau
9 months ago
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perpetual screaming 🇺🇦
9 months ago
#UkrainianView
Of course it was Ukraine. Who else?
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Stop turning to make boganic happen Lauren, it's not going to happen.
#meangirl
#mafsau
10 months ago
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Explaining to my boyfriend that we've hit the part of the season where the remaining couples are being boring AF so the show has to manufacture bitchy nonsense.
#mafsau
10 months ago
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Mike
10 months ago
#MAFSAU
#AlphaMale
I bet Zelenskyy does the dishes
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Bullshit. No duty of care. Get in the bin all of you.
#mafsau
10 months ago
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Calling Paul a stupid baby seems mean to babies, it's not their fault they're stupid.
#mafsau
10 months ago
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Awhina looks so defeated, run girl run
#mafsau
10 months ago
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I like to imagine there's a string quartet just out of shot during these dinner parties
#mafsau
10 months ago
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benjamin
10 months ago
Please reply with approx 5 bullets you say
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George Takei
10 months ago
Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.
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Billy makes all the same faces as me at these people and I am here for it
#mafsau
10 months ago
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Inceliot IS consistently shit, very astute observation from the new guy.
#mafsau
10 months ago
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Oh yeah, just wait until he starts saying things
#mafsau
#inceliot
10 months ago
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How might you talk? Constantly. The answer is constantly.
#mafsau
10 months ago
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As an introvert, I also need
#tonytime
. Locked in with an extrovert like Morena all week would send me loopy too.
#mafsau
10 months ago
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Presume Tim Thumb is off contemplating his next move towards opening a wellness retreat for short librarians.
#mafsau
11 months ago
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Reposting to share this solid gold takedown
#Inceliot
#mafsau
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11 months ago
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