I’m too southern Mediterranean for this show I’d be like oh yeah lock myself in a chest overnight? Sounds right no prob see you in 72hrs, does the wood type matter? #WidowsBay

Me a production assistant hijacking the car and treating David to a happy meal so he doesn’t have to do this #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

SORRY RACHEL COULD HAVE BEEN MATCHED WITH THE HOTTEST GUY AT THE TABLE AND THEY WENT WITH STEVEN??? Justice for my girl #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Final commitment ceremony the end is nigh I am almost free #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Wowee Bec and Danny are really in two different relationships, nowhere near the same medium let alone the same page #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

In fairness to Alissa if there was a billboard of me I would live beside it just pointing like 😄👆 #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

I’ll actually be at peace if I never hear the words “ride or die” again my whole life #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Bec talking about Gia to non stop to anyone who will listen #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Alissa please do not lower your guard with Gia she’ll lure you into her gingerbread house at the earliest opportunity #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia #MAFSAU

Everyone being like oh why did Juliette stay with Joel after she hated him…..Instagram followers 💁🏻‍♀️ #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia #MAFSAU

If this was the 1950s Steph would put antifreeze in his apple pie after years of simmering repressed fury #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia #MAFSAU

One day I’ll be in an ill-fitting blazer explaining the intricacies of an unassuming glass bottle on Antiques Roadshow and it’ll be over for you hoes

I don’t even like Joel but Juliette might have a future in psychological torture #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Me who embraces woke culture crying throwing up because I won’t ever get the chance to marry a misogynist like Tyson 😭😭😭 #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Alissa deserves financial compensation where is the change.org petition #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Honestly why am I scared ahead of this dinner party #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Did everyone switch personalities before that red/green flag task?? I’m still dizzy tbh #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

I’m toxic because I ship Gia and Scott despite being repulsed by them individually #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Revelations is a fitting name for this week because this show heralds the end times #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Amped for the thunderdome I mean dinner party #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Tens of thousands of people cannot realistically be applying for this show #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Experts when they see Bec and Danny’s relationship handing by a thread #MAFSAU #MarriedAtFirstSightAustralia

Honeymoon in mount bulla like wow this season’s budget has been affected by cost of living #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Creaking open this app to once again live comment on the worst show in Australia like a thief agreeing to one last heist #MAFSAU #MarriedatFirstSightAustralia

Waiting an hour in the nail salon massage chair to get a manicure is my third space

Elektra is going through the hating Greece phase that all diaspora children go through before emerging on the other side with a freddo cappuccino #RHOSLC #RealHousewivesofSaltLakeCity

I save #RHOSLC for the 9.30pm tea time slot which is peak prime time cinema hour in this pink apartment

The amount of times I unironically have gone to text my dog “hey I’ll be home soon” is actually ridiculous

The guests on literally every season of #BelowDeck have the darkest most ominous auras and I’m obsessed with it

It’s slightly comforting to me that human beings have always made memes during times of violence and upheaval This one’s from 1323 🐌

marina and lorde releasing like oh okay cool the world’s ending then everyone log into tumblr

Jacqui and Ryan’s recap reel deserves an Emmy award #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

I’m so delighted to see Jacqui on my screen I’m actually unwell #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Me whenever I’m on a dating app: what’s under that hat

Speaking another language to someone with confidence when you know they don’t speak that language is quite bizarre Paul #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Paul brooding devastated in tiny footie socks is really amusing to me #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Me when Paul goes to meet his match: 😡😡😡😡 Me when Jamie: 😬😬 like I get it tho 😬😬 My objectivity is dead. #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU

I genuinely don’t understand what’s going on with Jamie and Dave I think I need more degrees #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Jacqui is insane but she’s right about the dog coming inside for cuddles #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Dave coming in to say Jamie offended HIM!! I’m so flabbergasted I choked #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Dave reminding us all that he’s a man 🥲 #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

PAUL SAY THE WORD SNOB YOU COWARD #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

If someone told me I had to live with Adrian I’d throw myself off the sky tower #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

The three experts are going to ignore Clint swearing at Jamie and Paul’s actual aggression to berate her for expressing herself too loud I can feel it #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Clint and Lauren avoiding the dinner party like the little cowards they are #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Put Jamie in the interrogation room she could get a confession out of anyone and I respect it #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Carina looks like a hostage #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Why is everyone so shocked about Morena being angry? Tony is not a good guy he’s just strung her along this whole time while pretending to try #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

I have a pathological need to be the most liked person in the nail salon

Paul sobbing and making himself the victim after being abusive over his partner having done the egregious action of dating someone before me makes me even more on edge #MAFS #MAFSAustralia