Waiting an hour in the nail salon massage chair to get a manicure is my third space

Elektra is going through the hating Greece phase that all diaspora children go through before emerging on the other side with a freddo cappuccino #RHOSLC #RealHousewivesofSaltLakeCity

I save #RHOSLC for the 9.30pm tea time slot which is peak prime time cinema hour in this pink apartment

The amount of times I unironically have gone to text my dog “hey I’ll be home soon” is actually ridiculous

The guests on literally every season of #BelowDeck have the darkest most ominous auras and I’m obsessed with it

It’s slightly comforting to me that human beings have always made memes during times of violence and upheaval This one’s from 1323 🐌

marina and lorde releasing like oh okay cool the world’s ending then everyone log into tumblr

Jacqui and Ryan’s recap reel deserves an Emmy award #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

I’m so delighted to see Jacqui on my screen I’m actually unwell #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Me whenever I’m on a dating app: what’s under that hat

Speaking another language to someone with confidence when you know they don’t speak that language is quite bizarre Paul #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Paul brooding devastated in tiny footie socks is really amusing to me #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Me when Paul goes to meet his match: 😡😡😡😡 Me when Jamie: 😬😬 like I get it tho 😬😬 My objectivity is dead. #MAFSAustralia #MAFSAU

I genuinely don’t understand what’s going on with Jamie and Dave I think I need more degrees #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Jacqui is insane but she’s right about the dog coming inside for cuddles #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Dave coming in to say Jamie offended HIM!! I’m so flabbergasted I choked #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Dave reminding us all that he’s a man 🥲 #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

PAUL SAY THE WORD SNOB YOU COWARD #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

If someone told me I had to live with Adrian I’d throw myself off the sky tower #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

The three experts are going to ignore Clint swearing at Jamie and Paul’s actual aggression to berate her for expressing herself too loud I can feel it #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Clint and Lauren avoiding the dinner party like the little cowards they are #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Put Jamie in the interrogation room she could get a confession out of anyone and I respect it #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Carina looks like a hostage #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Why is everyone so shocked about Morena being angry? Tony is not a good guy he’s just strung her along this whole time while pretending to try #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

I have a pathological need to be the most liked person in the nail salon

Paul sobbing and making himself the victim after being abusive over his partner having done the egregious action of dating someone before me makes me even more on edge #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Why am I thinking of defending Eliot rn who am I where am I #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

A someone with a sister I love, if any group of people spoke to her like they did to Awhina I would be picking them out of my teeth for a week #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Omg Jacqui the woman that you are, I have never seen any contestant break John into laughing to camera #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Incelliot is giving #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Jacqui picking the next most boring man in the experiment to target #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

trying to explain to 2019 me that i’m macklemore fan now #fuckedup

Morena being like: Tony baby, the main course is you tonight and it’s a roast #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

I genuinely am always shocked watching this show that these men in all male environments seem to forget there are cameras and just say the most deranged out of pocket wildness #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Guys not to be a soothsayer but I think Katie is saying “leave” #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Idk Awhina girl if someone spoke like that about my hypothetical son they would be waking to a horse head in the bed not a coffee in the morning #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

#MAFS on catch up because my family has banned it from the dinner table and it’s confessions week aka all the men failing at obviously putting their partner first in the photo challenge #MAFSAustralia

Each #MAFS season has a theme and this season we’re highlighting the immense fragility of the male ego and how it contributes to their and their partners unhappiness #MAFSAustralia

Loving that Miss New Zealand has given us her entire three page resume in lieu of an intro #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Um since when did #MAFSAU air on a Thursday??? I’m going to have to be snarky on catch up 😒

Eliot being annoying is the only thing Lauren and I agree on #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

Katie literally just needs earth tones and nude lip!!! She’s so gorgeous and I’m so angry she’s going to be made to feel less than #MAFS #MAFSAustralia

Me seeing a Greek Orthodox Church on #MAFSAU 😳 #MAFSAustralia

It’s very frustrating being in Australia knowing that America’s politics will undeniably influence our obsequious government and seeing right wing ideology take hold here, but feeling super powerless to change anything

um I was told ai would come and take my job and yet I still toil 😡

Watching the #jerryspringer documentary in the middle of the day at exactly the time I watched it on fake sick days as a child and corrupted my personality forever

What do I do on a Saturday? Burst into tears when hearing the soundtrack of 2010’s mid-budget sitcoms because it reminds me of a time when I had dopamine and optimism

All the whimsical knock offs made me forget how STRESSFUL the actual show #SquidGame is I’m sweating

I have actually, never in my life, thrown a frisbee

Being obnoxious/unlikeable isn’t a crime, sexual harassment in the workplace is, hope this helps!