The problem with any "deal" Schumer orchestrates centered around imposition of new "rules" for ICE is that the problem currently isn't the absence of rules (see, U.S. Const), it's the absence of enforcement of said rules.

Thank you for changing my life Michael Carrick #MUFC

Pure cinema. Actual United football #MUFC

Gabriel Jesus starting for Arsenal in 2026 is crazy work. #mufcArs #Arsmufc

Our state sponsored death squads have returned to the metropole.

We're at "the cats are feuding over the heating pad territory" cold. Dear reader, we have two heating pads for two cats.

Incapable of understanding how "abolish ICE" was silly but arresting 5 year olds is public policy

Ted Cruz leaving Texas predicts a crash in the Waffle House index.

Culinary Class War is unhinged and I love it.

I'd rather slam my head into the wall than ask AI for help on this creative problem, Thanks

Near Lyndale and 24th Ave in Minneapolis tonight, feds have reportedly shot another person. Preliminary info is shaky for now, hearing two people injured. BORTAC just rolled up in an armored vehicle. A crowd is gathering outside the police tape—MPD presence as well.

Scott Adams died giving birth to baby JD Vance.

RIP Bob Weir, damn.

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The Pitt is always both fantastic and a gut punch. Excellent start to season 2.

I see lots of people fed posting around these parts about doing violence. Protip: don't.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

We were never really a democracy for other reasons, but you can't even pretend to be a democracy with a secret police force

there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.

I'm old enough to remember when we were taught that the stasi, gestapo, and other secret police were bad.

There are people who still don't understand that you can do everything right--you can do everything they tell you--and you will still be shot in the face.

They spent all that time complaining about crime in cities so they could implement their solution of killing people in cities.

Calling society a casino would just underplay how fixed everything is. Its only a matter of time before actually fixing games is mostly ignored.

Copy Editing Matters, from HHS's release on the new childhood vaccine schedule: All the diseases will still be available to anyone who wants them

A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.

Honestly, prediction markets are for suckers and people should take these companies to the house. Sure Witkoff is a bad dude, but these companies run unregulated forms of betting/securities, so they kind of get what they deserve imo

Maybe the legacy media and wires will stop acting as stenographers, but that feels unlikely tbh.

Congratulations Juan Guaido... I mean Maria Machado, on winning the "election"

In a more reasonable time, everything the US Government has done in the last year could be refuted with "What if we didn't? Because that makes no sense." Kidnapping Maduro is just the latest own goal, albeit a particularly egregious one

If Sherrod Brown emails me one more time, I stg

People like pop tarts. It's not the end of the world.

John Locke: If you have been very Nice and your parents do not buy you a Nintendo Switch, you have license to replace them with parents who will.

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

Prison guards: - Watched a woman experiencing psychosis gouge out her own eyeballs. - Ignored a man’s beeping insulin pump for more than 24 hours before he died. - Left a man sitting in his own feces not eating for weeks, he lost 60 lbs before he died. All in San Diego County, last ~5 years.

It even has Jodie Foster and Clive Owen as supporting cast. Incredible stuff.

The 2006 Spike Lee film starring Denzel Washington is a Christmas movie insofar as I find it comforting and I'm rewatching it a few days before Christmas

In a fascinating new development in the is-a-taco-a-sandwich debate, a new restaurant has just opened up in my neighbourhood whose online ordering app explicitly classifies a taco as a hamburger.

Pronouncing Toledo, Ohio like Toledo, Spain

"Baby broker" is a phrase thats equal parts cute and disturbing

This is my mea culpa for ever doubting Bruno #MUFC

Imagine conceding a header from Amad, who is my height #MUFC

The proliferation of AI isn't necessarily decreasing thought in our society, it is exposing how many people have been brain dead at the wheel, refusing to engage in even cursory thought for long before they got a plagiarism machine. This is most obviously true with many of the tech oligarchs.

I know this is rage bait. But it's hard to take seriously a "reporter" or "commentator" who seems to equate platforms shaped by algorithms and profit motives with Habermas' coffee shops, or some kind of town hall.

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

You've got to be an actual troglydite to mak Piers Morgan seem funny and smart

The academic urge to edit ad infinitum

So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is Yes YES The tiger is out

No Liverpool hater will scroll past without liking, they bottled it

There's a reason Pep is obsessed with buying defenders, as is clearly shown by Liverpool #LFC this season. You can have some only OK attackers and be fine.