we are such clowns for doing absolutely nothing. they arrested a ROYAL #usa

gay little weekend in PV w/my buddy Tyler 🌴😎🌴

obsession with My Little Ponies

i can fix him

the bible passing down as an oral tradition

🧊👀 possibly scouting the 🇲🇽 owned businesses across the street from my work 🇲🇽 embassy also nearby fuck these assholes. eyes-up, watch out for your neighbors Capitol Hill, Seattle

Nurses are pissed. This is on the front page of the nursing subreddit, along with many discussions about it on several other posts.

i love going on two to three dates

end of the year body pics let's see what joys & horros 2026 has in store for us shall we

do i need to watch the gay hockey show?

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@realerinbrockovich.bsky.social we need u

posting ai images on any platform is a quick unfollow from me

Quote this with your top 4 horror movies: 1. Tucker & Dale Vs Evil 2. Midsommar 3. Cabin in the Woods 4. Dr Strange Multiverse of Madness (fight me, it's a horror movie)

and Shadow of the Erdtree said

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

bout to gogo @ Pony, Capitol Hill Seattle

is it 🔐🎃 Locktober? 🍑🎃 Jocktober?? 🍆🎃 Cocktober??? which one are we doing gentlemen i can't manage all of this at once its too much to ask

i don't understand not being spoon-versatile. do u sleep on one side the whole night? do u crawl over to the other side of your friend when u want to flip over? explain yourself.

is there anything worse than when u sit down at a restaurant and a heterosexual man comes over and says "hi i'll be your server" excuse me sir u are unqualified for this position

Autism is a natural divergence from neurotypicality. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be. Transness is a natural divergence from cisnormativity. It's normal & not the tragedy these clowns are making it out to be. Just deal with people being different than you.

the last line youtube.com/shorts/aGU-R...

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

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my rainy capitol hill afternoon was made by two cute & impeccably-but-slightly-underdressed young asian women huddled together under a pastel umbrella waiting to cross broadway. i didn't want to look like a creeper and take a photo so here's an illustration 🌧️☔️🌧️ 👭🏻

Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.

dude stuff

i'm sure this person is happy in their life

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i am being reminded this morning that i am at my core still hopelessly white trash they are fully committing to playing nothing but Nickelback at my local coffee shop this morning and i have no complaints.

i was wearing this on Broadway in Capitol Hill (the gayborhood in Seattle) and a grumpy old man asked me "who are the dolls" so i had an opportunity to educate someone today.

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Ahem

People will forget how to swallow and ingest food without asking a computer or a billionaire by 2032.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

good thing we have so much extra fossil fuels lying around that we can burn a few thousand gallons of it to recreationally fly fighter jets over Seattle for half a week #fucktheblueangels

had little crafting time this weekend

unmpteenth AI-rendering of a baby shark boarding a plane emits final bit of carbon emission that plunges world into irreversible global catastrophe

okay this shit is fucking crazy.

some road trip pit

get out of my house 🙂😌

gotta balance the political posts with some gay slut behavior or i'll lose all my precious engagement so here's a selfie from before i went dancing this weekend