And I can confirm, it is "A bloody long way to go for a loaf of bread" @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social @rachcreeger.bsky.social @richardpulsford.bsky.social

IJSH is at Gold Hill Museum, Shaftesbury on 19th July (16:30) with @rachcreeger.bsky.social @richierands-tmtl.bsky.social @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social and host @richardpulsford.bsky.social Tickets are £5.00 (pay on the door). It was a packed show last year so get there early! See bit.ly/47snM04

What's the etiquette here? Do I shout COW!! for each one, or is it one long sustained COOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWs

So Im doing the long walk for Dad thing again www.justgiving.com/page/walk-fo...

You've bared your last naked lady

Further comment unneeded youtu.be/NAqpvkiR0Ro?...

I was just plotting how to join two comedy bits for a show. One about gyms that ends with a joke about a glute machine, the next talking about having BDE (big Dad energy) and my brain suddenly intrusived the phrase "daddy's got back" and I feel like I need to apologise to the world for spawning that

@seanferrick.bsky.social if Lura Thok suggests that Jem'Hadar can now procreate,and more importantly cross breed, and since the worst aspects of our society tend to be reflected in Star Trek can we infer the existence of Jem'Hadar genetic purists? And would THEY be called Ketracel-White supremacists

South Coast heat update. Cats reverted to liquid form. Metal postbox outside spontaneously compusted. Sweated so much I have evolved into star trek salt vampire. Laundry put on line 6 hours ago still damp.

This is nice, but now I wish I called myself Aarchie Rands www.facebook.com/reel/1318082... @ramcomedyfest.bsky.social

Went to an ancient roman themed restaurant and ordered the tempori chicken. Nothing special, but at least it arrived on time.

Sounds like thing will get messy at my regular pub quiz

Out of context Copilot advice

Hey, fancy coming to see me make people laugh in the heart of Brighton on Monday 22 June? Details at: www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/comedy-cocktails-tickets-1990628901631

Lesser known characters from The Iliad @csmfht.bsky.social

Hey Duolingo, how do you take your coffee?

It'll be the first time in 26 years he gets to skip leg day! Hugh Jackman to Play Pirate Long John Silver in ‘Treasure Island’ Movie Directed by Ridley Scott - variety.com/2026/film/ne... @variety.com

@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social I didnt know you were having a Birthday this year! Have an amazing one, may an abundance of wistful dads cascade upon you for as long as you desire.

@seanferrick.bsky.social @trekculture.bsky.social With me caught up and the mid series quiet on I'd like if I may to share a thought I had about 0.2 seconds after the end of SNW-S3 and has never gone away. Is Strange New Worlds Season 3 Discovery Season 2?

Spoiler alert if you're at @itjustsohappened.bsky.social at the @ramcomedyfest.bsky.social today. 1400, the Royal Standard, Derwent Street Derby I think you can still get a ticket if you are quick. Possibly even if you are slow.

Derbyshire, I am in you!

I have two shows in Derby @ramcomedyfest.bsky.social at The Royal Standard, Derwent Street, this Saturday, 30th May: It Just So Happened (history-themed panel show) at 2pm Tickets: bit.ly/4bqW46U Gold Fashioned Jokes (light-hearted one-liners) at 5pm Tickets: bit.ly/4q9y3Fc Hope to see you there!

Straight fantasy worlds are so borrrrrrring, all the men are triangles and all the women are weepy hourglasses

@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social hope you feel I did you justice in my scrappy 'introduction of It Just So Happened' video. You decide which S wasn't meant to be in that sentence.

We're in Derby @ramcomedyfest.bsky.social THIS SATURDAY at The Royal Standard (at 2pm) with @katerobbcomedy.bsky.social @richierands-tmtl.bsky.social and Sanjay Brown. Tickets: bit.ly/4bqW46U

And done. Thanks for an excellent series of Ups and Downs. All in all a good slice of Star Trek, maybe a bit YA novel for my ancient taste and you wouldn't have to work hard to write the list "10 reasons why STA is Harry Potter for people who dont like funding JK Rowling", but that doesn't spoil it.

@seanferrick.bsky.social Just caught up with Academy Ups and Downs episode 9. Apologies if you've thought of thse since but one possible inconsistency explanation, one one logical down for your consideration. The 30 hour time window (were they on the planet 30+ hours before Athena arrived?)...

An introduction to It Just So Happened at the Ram Comedy Festival Derby this Saturday. Hosted by Richard Pulsford Well worth a watch. Especially for the me. @ramcomedyfest.bsky.social @katerobbcomedy.bsky.social @richardpulsford.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/u9tq1...

@trekculture.bsky.social @seanferrick.bsky.social

@richardpulsford.bsky.social @chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social Just listening to the Brighton Toy Museum IJSH ... you predicted Spock dying 6 months early!

@seanferrick.bsky.social @trekculture.bsky.social I think Ive come up with a non depressing way interpreting the Starfleet Acadamy wall of names (I'm late to this so apologies if others have said this first) What if it's not a memory wall. What if it's a Medal of Honor recipient wall!

@seanferrick.bsky.social continuing to catch up with Academy Ups and Downs and was waiting to see your reaction to the DS9 one knowing your love of it. I hadn't thought about it before but pondered on what you said about the show not explaining the Sam/Jake scene. I wonder if that's on purpose...

@seanferrick.bsky.social after a huge delay I'm catching up with Academy and,of course, ups and Downs. It may have been suggested already, but I also noticed the bit about the emergency hologrid being down. I though about it this way, though nominally the Emh, the Doctor is no longer an emergency..

And the Chomber of Sacrets

@alanafinewoman.bsky.social Harrison Ford must be a restaurant stories fan, because they played your "I am making ... out the check" song when he got his lifetime achievement award.

Fitness App: Next do 20 long arm Crunches. Me: Okay Fitness App: Try to use a matt if you can Me: Good tip Fitness App: Now do 20 wall push ups Me: Okay Fitness App: Try to stand near the wall ... Me: ... Ya think!?

Women who sleep with men, a brief guide to men's personality based on what they bring to a one night stand: Nothing: Unprepared One condom: Prepared Newly bought premium condoms: Confident Condoms with his name printed on: Extremely confident Condoms with YOUR name printed on: Maybe TOO confident

@nataliehaynes.bsky.social @nataliehaynes.bsky.social Inspired by years of listening to you both play with words I think I've stumbled across a classically based neologism. Would I be right to suggest the current crop of the uber rich are guilty of, or at least aspire to, autocatasterism?

You're thinking Agadoo. It's actually a word for matters relating to, or people from, Australia and New Zealand.

So you want to be a voice actor?

Despite the gurning face it was a very enjoyable gig, do listen.

The next IJSH episode (no. 72) will be published on Thursday, 30th October and it's from another new location - Shaftesbury! It was recorded at The Gold Hill Museum on 18th July. On the panel were Tim Biglowe @richierands-tmtl.bsky.social and Elaine Barratt, with host @richardpulsford.bsky.social.

It was very nice of @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social to go into the wings to play guitar so Antonio could mime those two times.

Interval time at @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social in Brighton. Excellent stuff.

Ordered a Pot Noodle on Amazon.

No wonder Ken is so tense