Simon Baynes
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Founder AfterLife, Dad, husband, software architect, runner, and carousing.
Day four of convalescing. I'm terrible at this. I'm so used to getting stuff done.
1 day ago
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Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
6 days ago
NEW: London has recorded its lowest homicide rate since records began. The evidence is clear - our approach to tackling violent crime is working.
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Saul Staniforth
6 days ago
Khan: "[London is] one of the safest.. cities in the world when it comes to homicide. We're safer than Paris, Milan, Rome, Brussels, Berlin.. two and half times safer than NY, 5 times safer than LA, 12 times safer than Chicago.. those that spread lies have a problem with London"
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I must say that the staff at the Royal Free have been lovely, and very professional while I'm waiting for my operation.
6 days ago
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Getting these eyes fixed today 😵
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6 days ago
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I have Thyroid Eye Disease (#TED), and I am having major surgery tomorrow to resolve it. I am pretty apprehensive about it. I wanted to let you know how I arrived here. /1
6 days ago
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AWS Lambda now supports .Net 10 runtime. I know what I'm doing this weekend 🤪
aws.amazon.com/blogs/comput...
#AWS
#Lambda
#dotnet
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.NET 10 runtime now available in AWS Lambda | Amazon Web Services
Amazon Web Services (AWS) Lambda now supports .NET 10 as both a managed runtime and base container image. .NET is a popular language for building serverless applications. Developers can now use the ne...
https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/compute/net-10-runtime-now-available-in-aws-lambda/
9 days ago
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Patrik Svensson
13 days ago
Not sure about you, but I'm starting to lose faith in the FIFA peace prize...
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Dave Farley
13 days ago
Great developers are built through their good habits. Not flashy frameworks. Not ten new AI tools. Not memorising every key shortcut in VS Code (though that is impressive). The real magic is in small, consistent habits that make you better every day. 2/7
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13 days ago
lets see how this goes: Remove the Nuget Gallery "share on twitter" feature
github.com/NuGet/NuGetG...
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NuGet/NuGetGallery
NuGet Gallery is a package repository that powers https://www.nuget.org. Use this repo for reporting NuGet.org issues. - NuGet/NuGetGallery
https://github.com/NuGet/NuGetGallery/issues/10672
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Matt Pearce
15 days ago
Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.
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Hazel Weakly
15 days ago
We really need to come up with better metaphors for AI agents than junior developers and interns. It’s far more of a reflection of how disrespectfully we treat those roles than it is a useful metaphor for how agents behave
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14 days ago
Morph: A .NET library that converts Microsoft Word DOCX documents into PNG images.
github.com/SimonCropp/M...
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GitHub - SimonCropp/Morph: Converts Microsoft Word DOCX documents into PNG images.
Converts Microsoft Word DOCX documents into PNG images. - SimonCropp/Morph
https://github.com/SimonCropp/Morph
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BREAKING:
#Chelsea
part ways with Maresca.
17 days ago
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I literally just spat my drink out watching this.
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19 days ago
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General Boles
24 days ago
I love this country and its traditions, perhaps none more so than how Smithfield butchers are treated like rock stars on Xmas Eve
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6 mile run out of the way, Santa's presents have been opened, and I'm showered. Let the monstrous gluttony commence.
#xmas
24 days ago
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26 days ago
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Good times at the covered market in King's Cross. Lush
26 days ago
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Is it bad that I really want this for myself?
store-uk.upperstory.com/products/tur...
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Turing Tumble
Turing Tumble is a new type of game where players (ages 8 to adult) build mechanical computers powered by marbles to solve logic puzzles. Use ramps, crossovers, bits, interceptors, gears, and gear bit...
https://store-uk.upperstory.com/products/turing-tumble
about 1 month ago
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That's diabolical
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about 1 month ago
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Thor Benson
about 1 month ago
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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Thanks to this
#GitHub
change I've had to fix all my pipelines over the last two days. What a pain.
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about 1 month ago
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So this
#GitHub
security update caught me off guard.
github.blog/changelog/20...
Now all my deployment pipelines are broken. Hmmph
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Actions pull_request_target and environment branch protections changes - GitHub Changelog
GitHub is updating how GitHub Actions’ pull_request_target and environment branch protection rules are evaluated for pull-request-related events. These changes will take effect on 12/8/2025. They aim ...
https://github.blog/changelog/2025-11-07-actions-pull_request_target-and-environment-branch-protections-changes/
about 1 month ago
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Wow. I can't believe what I'm seeing.
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about 1 month ago
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Jason Gorman
about 1 month ago
Ha! This is brilliant :-) "One of my chefs mentioned that if they could cook the steak on the grill they could get it right the first time. This is not an acceptable attitude in the microwave era."
www.colincornaby.me/2025/08/in-t...
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In the Future All Food Will Be Cooked in a Microwave, and if You Can’t Deal With That Then You Need to Get Out of the Kitchen
Update 8/8/2025 – I wrote this the day before a certain post by a popular developer services company. I’ve seen some comments this is a rebuttal – it wasn’t meant to be! But…
https://www.colincornaby.me/2025/08/in-the-future-all-food-will-be-cooked-in-a-microwave-and-if-you-cant-deal-with-that-then-you-need-to-get-out-of-the-kitchen/
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If you're using K8s with
#NGINX
ingress, then you need to have a plan.
#kubernetes
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about 1 month ago
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Users scramble as critical open source project left to die
share.google/NjSvYcsJNciy...
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Users scramble as critical open source project left to die
Opinion: Paying Ingress NGINX maintainers for their work might have avoided this outcome
https://share.google/NjSvYcsJNciyCUhaT
about 2 months ago
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Jason Gorman
2 months ago
Restaurant advocates have warned that if every supplier insisted on being paid for ingredients, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry
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Seriously more fireworks? My poor bloody dog.
2 months ago
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The
#BBC
made mistakes. However, it is an incredibly important organisation. It should be improved, not destroyed. In the current media climate, we need more journalists, not fewer.
2 months ago
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Does anyone want a 3-month discount code for JetBrains dotUltimate individual license? DM me.
#dotnet
#csharp
#rider
#jetbrains
2 months ago
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ardalis (Steve Smith)
3 months ago
Good tip 👇
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This is fabulous.
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3 months ago
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#Croatia
is just what the doctor ordered. I feel the stress melt off of me.
3 months ago
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My GP has moved to Total Triage. You now have a monster form to fill in and wait up to 2 days for an appointment. This is apparently an upgrade.
3 months ago
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Joel Morris
3 months ago
Ever wondered where all the Cheers title photos are from? I did. And I've gathered everything I can find into this post. That was fun.
joelmorris.substack.com/p/where-nobo...
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Where nobody knows your name...
Tracing the anonymous faces at the start of Cheers.
https://joelmorris.substack.com/p/where-nobody-knows-your-name
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David Bisset
3 months ago
HTML’s Best Kept Secret: The <output> Tag
denodell.com/blog/html-be...
#HTML
#frontend
#css
#webdev
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HTML’s Best Kept Secret: The output Tag
Make your dynamic content accessible by default with the HTML tag that time forgot.
https://denodell.com/blog/html-best-kept-secret-output-tag
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On route to
#broncos
at
#jets
3 months ago
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Super pumped to go see the
#denverbroncos
at New York Jets this afternoon. Last time I saw them, we were absolutely robbed at Wembley.
3 months ago
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I learned more in
@flash0ver.bsky.social
's async await presentation than I did in the rest of the two days of JetBrains
#dotnet
days 2025. Many thanks
3 months ago
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Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
4 months ago
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Natacha
4 months ago
The Starmer government is REALLY running scared of this petition, now at 2.75 million, to the extent that it has responded 3 months early, in a transparent attempt to spike it. So please, under no circumstances should you sign it and share it widely. Starmer & his boss McSweeney would not like it.
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Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards
We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/730194
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God this is perfect.
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4 months ago
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I spent the last three days working with a new client reviewing their
#ElasticSearch
set up and fixing their problematic queries. We managed to reduce the execution times under load by over 3000%!
#goodnews
4 months ago
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Alistair Coleman
4 months ago
Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)
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JetBrains Rider
4 months ago
🚀 Rider 2025.2.2 is out! This update brings: 🔻 Junie for Rider – now out of Beta! 🔻 The new “Add .NET Aspire Orchestration” action for
#Aspire
projects 🔻 Numerous fixes improving stability and performance Read the full list changes 👉
jb.gg/rd-252-2-bs
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Jason Gorman
4 months ago
Building £multi-billion data centres isn't "an investment in UK A.I.". If it was, that money would be going into education, research and start-ups. Instead, it's mostly going to go into construction, power generation and other infrastructure, and all for a technology that doesn't work.
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Hopefully this means AWS will support STS versions in Lambda.
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4 months ago
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Some of these are diabolical. Programmers asked to make the worst volume slider they could think of.
youtube.com/shorts/0zfuS...
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Not the air pump volume control 😭
YouTube video by Startup Gag
https://youtube.com/shorts/0zfuSBmU4_s?si=QxEmfJ9h2_0jP9zY
4 months ago
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