Gave a guy a pokemon that saved his marriage. Pokemon Legends Z-A rocks!

Donkey Kong Bonanza is my personal GOTY so far. It's got something for everyone. Wanna play the story and pay attention? Cool. Wanna give the controller to your kid and let them futz around? Cool. Wanna destroy every bit of the map looking for coins and stuff? Cool. 10/10 game.

If Switch 2 gets ports of Jedi Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor I think this will be my favorite console.

Trying to ban THC on the grounds that synthetic THC is dangerous when it only exists because you banned THC in the first place is just insane mental gymnastics. & The states rights debate is a bullshit smokescreen. Federally legalize and be done with it already.

Trump directed a tweet to President Barack Obama back in 2013, stating "our country has far bigger problems" than a possible name change for the Washington Redskins and that Obama should "focus on them, not nonsense."

Rocket Money is so stupid. Cancel your subscriptions... With another subscription.

For the love of gaming, Pokemon, please give us a "skip the hand holdy tutorial button." I don't want to stop every 5 feet for an unskippable dialogue that's unnecessary.

Stay strapped or get sucked

Battlefield 6's environment being less destructable than Donkey Kong Bonanza feels weird to me.

The leader of our country had to be court ordered to not starve it's people... This should be all the evidence necessary to remove him from office and all associated with his administration. Fuck Trump and anyone who supports him.

Relationships are all about compromise. I’ve tried to convince @katemkat for years to switch to iPhone, and I almost succeeded. In the end we compromised, and I went back to android. Pretty cool compromise though 😂

Let your niece and nephews pick your packs. Goated luck lol

it's happening

Not now, lane keep assist, I’m trying to do something cool

COD on the go with a Switch 2 would go so hard. No BS anti-cheat compatibility issues such as on steam deck.

When the hot light comes on at Krispy Kreme #theprecinct

Anyone else just get randomly signed out of everything every so often?

Have yet to play a 4th game that came out this year that I really enjoyed but these are my top 3 as of now.

Crazy it’s gonna take them an entire new console to get these to run right “maybe.” Stuff still pops in and out and looks awful. Give Pokemon to someone else please for the love of all things gaming.

Periodic reminder that RFK Jr. has never had to "work" a day in his life, due to being part of an extremely wealthy family funded by his booze-selling grandfather. You, on the other hand, are a mooching piece of shit who'd better work 80 hours a week minimum if you want that $100 in food stamps.

Anyone else ever have to suddenly yawn the moment you go to use FaceID and it messes it up?

How to make it worth getting out of bed Reddit

Michael Jordan’s back at work? Recession indicator! Buckle up!

Wow they didn’t elect the pizza guy, and chose an American instead. How boring…

*to the tune of It’s Gonna Be Me by NSYNC* It’s currently May.

Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.

I hate selling stuff. Already list it at a deep discount nobody else would, and people are still like “how about 25 cents and a couple pocket raisins I found?”

It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved. * very unconstitutional

*THIS IS NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE* I'm super happy to announce I'm HELPING MAKE A VIDEO GAME!! So far I've made the the trailer and will help with all things marketing! We just launched the steam page, so it would mean the world if you would wishlist it! ^o^ store.steampowered.com/app/2983740/...

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Say hello to my (new) little friend! Just brought him home he needs a trip to the groomers but he’s adorable

College Basketball tickets being more than some NBA teams is insane.

It’s Dame Time!

Longest he’s ever been on the court lol

Happy NBA All-Star weekend to those who celebrate

Forgot it was Super Bowl day until I went to buy chips and was asked if they were for a party… No, I’m just a snack whore.

Say what you want about BvS, but the false god statue figure is cool!

This years Dodger fest sucked so much. Entry mismanaged, event too small for the amount of people allowed to buy tickets, lines were astronomically long, and the mystery bags I wanted sold out too fast as they allowed people to buy tons of them instead of limiting to 1-2 per person.

Building the ultimate Switch Lite right before Switch 2

Weirdos: CHINA IS USING TIKTOK TO GATHER INFORMATION ABOUT AMERICANS. The Info: Americans like burger and Target.

Yooooo it’s real! Gimme now!

You ever look through your Youtube likes/favorites folder, come across hidden or deleted videos, and wish you remembered what it was hoping it may have been reuploaded somewhere else? So many good videos lost forever for unknown reasons

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: takes a probiotic to help with digestion and a healthy gut Also me: immediately feeds it Taco Bell

My kingdom for Marvel Ultimate Alliance 4.

Update: #Palisades fire is now at 11,802 acres, per Cal Fire. Still 0% contained.

The LAFD is so strapped for resources that they're asking all available off duty firefighters to call their communications (213) 576-8962) and report their availability to help with the LA fires. This is the first time in 19 years that the department has carried out this protocol.

Noooo this place was so nice, but the weird porn/dating scam bots have found this place. Time to get off social media entirely lol