Adding "easily inserting my menstrual cup with 1"+ long nails" to my resume 💅

Not all comedians are good at crowd work! Not all comedians are funny either,

Can I be honest with yall chat. Crowd Control was not a great show and I'm surprised it's getting a second season.

I'm not meant to work full time I need a nap every day and without it I wither

I've gone a good while without seeing hairless pussy on my feed, good job team keep it up

just one more layoff bro. i promise pro just one more layoff and it'll fix everything bro. bro. just one more layoff. please just one more. one more layoff and we can fix this whole problem bro

My cat try not to piss on my couch every time I take off the plastic cover that protects it from piss challenge failed again

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

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Just a reminder. I'm always surprised how many people aren't aware of this. #Libraries

Is 78⁰ hot. Are we kidding

In the night

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

Ugh I hate sending emails now because I'm very formal and know how to word them so I fear it's gonna be read as composed by ai 😤

Commissions are open! 💕

No gift options. No ability to buy codes from other retailers. No refunds. No ability to buy stuff second-hand. You will pay whatever price they set or you simply will not play video games on their platform, and you will own nothing. Really appealing business model there, Sony.

In the most literal sense, this took me 30 seconds. Please do this right now. Do not put it off.

Looked at my paycheck and all the worries about missing so many days of work from camping disappeared my job rocks I can't wait to take more (little) vacations and not feel extreme guilt or anxiety I've never felt like this before

I love camping I hate online I love friends I hate dirt under all my nails

I think constantly about the short velvety body hair they rendered on the viera from that shb dancer promo art

#ffxiv #ff14

Crazy how this is one of the best most consistent mental health aides we've ever seen

Really tough not to add like 10 jvb songs to the shared homie camping playlist, but I've been having a very jvb summer and don't know any other vibes

reminder they had a data breach that led to 70,000 users IDs data was leaked 😃

Sorry for lrp but also...I'm not

Ok i think I've finally accepted that I'm forever stuck on this so ill post it as it is :'] #vashmeryl (Not happy with the perspective or proportions, but alas I tried my best 😔)

Kindly asking my coworkers to stop having their shifties so I can lock up and go HOME

East Shroud

gotta start making t-shirts with qrcodes that open up good ol early 2000s shock jpgs

"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

Great, now I miss the clown 🙄 #Art | #FFVI | #FFXIV

🌳🌿 "You can find the others if you are brave" 🦋🌳🌿 Finished Amalthea!! Ended up making both versions, cause the blue was an easy edit. Who else loves the book & movie? 😌

This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines

dragon miku. tired of drawing scales im leaving it like this for now

grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE

Final Battle! 🔥 #finalfantasy

forgot to put this kefka here smiles

The permanent 🥺 eyebrows are SUCH a genius choice because they also immediately make all her OTHER expressions so much funnier Absolute peak character design

LRP when Kefka grabs the camera and closes his eyes for a sec...pov ur getting an evil clown smooch

When he grabs the camera...I fear I might have Something To Say

california is gonna have so many mail in ballots that don’t get counted because people don’t know the new USPS rules that are impacting mail in voting. tl;dr don’t put your ballot in the mail today, find a ballot drop box. www.kqed.org/news/1208537...

Kefka✨✨✨ hope you like it guys! #ffvi #ffxiv

he is so funny for this