The heart and soul of Trumpism in one tweet

Snowed in, football, Stranger Things, curled up with the cat…perfection.

Embarrassing and infuriating shit.

LFG!

We are NOT bailing out crypto or AI bros when it goes tits up. I'm sick of bailing out people who gamble and make foolish decisions in their pursuit of riches.

The richest man on earth had two choices for deploying his unfathomable wealth: 1) help the world in a meaningful way or 2) build an AI for bullying people. And he wonders why he's globally loathed.

What in the Beavis and Butthead is this shit? Who does this appeal to?

To become a billionaire no doubt requires a lack of empathy, sympathy and morals.

15 minutes into the new HBO “Thoughts and Prayers” documentary and I’m already seething. The normalization of gun violence in the U.S. will never fail to infuriate me.

I said like a month ago that I wanted a Mermis jersey. Solidified. 😂

I can’t actually remember hating a Leaf team this much. My god.

Donald Trump’s America

yep. holding up to the pressure really well.

Last night was an out of body experience I may never recover from ✨

I am unwell.

Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime

👇👇

As someone who reads multiple MRIs a day (and has for the past 2 decades), I have to say that I have yet to see the word “outstanding” be used to describe the results 🤣🤣🤣

Watching this goof spiral in real time is equal parts entertaining and scary.

Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him

Watching that garbage game last night sitting next to my kid wearing a Byfield jersey sure was an experience…

Legit sad to be at my first Marner-less Leaf game, NGL.

Having the LA Kings wives at the table beside us is not good for my self esteem

What’s going through your head as the Chief of Staff as you watch the President make personal calls to prevent the release of information about a child sex trafficking operation?

Anyone heard from J.D. Vance today? Hmm.

I am shocked. SHOCKED I TELL YOU! Can’t wait to see the inevitable impending MAGA mental gymnastics.

So what kind of batshittery will go on tomorrow? Because we know these are never being released.

Might wear my Marner jersey on Thursday out of spite.

Can’t wait to spend $25 per drink on Thursday. Because I’ll need it.

Oh brother, this team stinks!

Trump supporters: “he can’t fund SNAP it wouldn’t be legal!” Trump: “I’m going to give $10,000 bonus to the ones who supported me” Trump supporters: “He’s the best!” It’s never been about the law. It’s never been about helping people. It’s bribery, bullying, cowardice & fascism.

We’re so back baby!!! And by “we”, I mean “me”, and by “so back” I mean being furious with my hockey team.

I’m disappointed to report that my son met Jesse Pollock at work last night and he was an exceptionally nice guy. 😑

Ever have a shit day and just rage sing and cry to Hamilton? No? Well I highly recommend it.

This is the type of person you should be mad at. Not the people who are being exploited by this type of people.

It’s always an unwanted opinion from a guy who looks like a potato.

Trying to decide which jersey to wear to the game next week. 🤔 After this recent Jays run, I’ve had a less than enthusiastic start to the Leafs season if I’m being honest.

Sweet sweet billionaire tears!

Ok I take it back because now I’m crying watching these 1993 recaps. Greatest sports days of my life.

First uninterrupted viewing of a Leaf game this season and it’s got to be on this trash broadcast 🤦🏼‍♀️

I’ve loved this team my entire life. It’s been a hell of a lot of fun watching this team and connecting with friends, family, neighbours, co-workers and fellow Canadians during this run. Now get me that Clement jersey, and I’ll you next season kids! 💙🤍🩵

The vintage Jays Twitter vibes were elite. Thanks kids. See you next season.

Ernie crying hurts me in places I didn’t know existed.

If Joe Carter doesn’t call me tomorrow to tell me I’m a multi-millionaire, I’m gonna be pissed!

I love for everyone that this is now the baseball app

If that orange fuck uses this opportunity to take a dig at Canadians, you all better have bail money for me…

Heartbreaking 😭

Jesus H Particular Christ

I am starting a class action lawsuit against whoever invented baseball.