I want a pet spider sooo bad 🥺🥺

What kinda wink? Like hey girl? Or like sign this NDA and hop in the truck? I'm fainting either way, but just to be sure.

tip: just because it’s a vibe to do in the dark.. doesn’t mean it’s a good idea when you can’t fucking see 🤣 no seriously, my vision is terrible in the daytime. what was I thinking 😭😭

I’M BARKING!!

I love everything about this song. I love it so much I believe I deserve a private concert of this song. just this one. hearing it on my speakers just isn’t enough. open.spotify.com/track/3S4M1s...

locked in by sailorr sounds like a song from one of the teenage male singers in the 2000s

This is a period…. (Sorry for bringing up old shit; but I came across this video and felt the need to share it).

DAMN BEY

good morning 🥹🥰

Good morning family 💙

I’m seeing a lot more people take a “we don’t have to be mean on social media” stance and I love it !!

for my health, especially with the treatment I’m receiving, I need to significantly reduce my stress. what’s stressing me? the job I already reduced my hours for. I love what I do, but I believe it’s time for something new.

A FAVE!

They didn’t “pass away”, they took their own life because of racist, antiblack bullying through the anime and cosplay community.

why is everyone up right now 😂😂

As a Lesbian im not happy with all this sausage all over the TL. Bring the titties back

pretty sure my parents have trained Little Baby Forrest to respond to ‘Little Fucker’ .. I need to collect more data to be completely sure the Little Fucker in question:

Black people everywhere:

Too much hoop, too much training. AAU destroyed basketball. Old School players could play all 82 because they hadn't been training year round since they were 6 and the off-season was the off-season. It's not rocket science.

Bring it back, actually.

if out the window & folded are the only Kehlani songs you’ve ever listened to .. I cannot take you serious be gone with your irrelevant, negative ass opinions about her

georgia’s state bird

existential intrusive thoughts can never trap me bc the best you have is “what if you’re in a coma? what if this IS a simulation? what if you died and none of this is real and everyone is living without you in the real world?” ??? that’s it ? .. might as well have a good time while I’m here 😂😂

idk who was around when I watched Game of Thrones for the first time last year .. but man, I wish I could watch it for the first time again. it was so good. wow.

as anticapitalist as i am, I’ve still been brainwashed into believing that all of my time (including rest and leisure) needs to somehow be productive.

fuck it, y’all gotta see it too 🤷🏽‍♀️

it’s giving.. millennial 😭💕

accidentally purchased aluminum free deodorant because apparently I can’t read 😂 I did NOT see any of that. I thought ‘aluminum’ was in the description letting you know it had aluminum lmaooo well shit

now how the hell did I lose my book light before I even used it ???

you can’t be scared to manifest whatchu want, bro. claim it + go get that shit.

I know it’s called chex mix, but DAMN. they could’ve tried to mix in some of the other pieces 🙄🤣

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century Microbe

What a time

Y’all are not okay. 😭

Zodiac signs as Thanksgiving dishes. 🦃 Which one are you, and do you feel it fits? 👀 It's Libra ♎ for me, and yes it most certainly does. 🙂‍↕️

Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday

oh hell no. the basketball game goes off and it’s immediately football? I think the fuck not 😭🤣

I think it’s slowly hitting me that I have a disease that could put me on a transplant list or take me out because what do you mean there are some things I’ll likely never do again ? how do you wrap your head around any of that?

good morning! enough time has passed. quick story time. what I asked for VS what I got VS my mama trying to cut it down to salvage..something mind you .. I had a fashion show THAT NIGHT!! luckily I had a wig in my bag 😅

listening to both Chloe & Halle’s separate albums today showed me exactly why they went solo. it’s very clear that they have two different kinds of music they want to make. it’s freedom. not from each other, but freedom to make the music that makes them happy.

why can people accept that Beyoncé in real life is nothing like the Beyoncé portrayed in her music.. but Chloe can’t portray a certain character in her music and is trying too hard???? they’re literally artists. entertainers. selling products. Chloe makes damn good music and be singing her ass off!

Google your full name and see what comes up. If anything pops up with your address and phone number, find the details to have your information removed from the site. The whores taught me.

I’m so damn sleepy, what the hell that hour do to me???

😂😂😂😂

hold on, why ain’t nobody tell me Wednesday was like THIS?? it’s hella action omg

growing up in home with people who know how to ruin the day makes you realize what’s actually worth being mad at or not 🫠

talking to adt’s AI customer service is going to be my 13th reason

did I accidentally leave a plant sitting in water overnight trying to bottom water? maybe. are there any plants sitting in water tonight? nope!!