bad bitches are determined to run proverbs 31 into the ground omg pick something else to quote I’m tired

they took my girl diane but the cubs lost so I guess I’ll make it another day

I just want the renaissance era back is that too much to ask

just saw a michael scott edit to heart of a woman 💀

SPELMAN IS BRINGING BACK DORM WARSSSS THE EARTH IS HEALING

back when life was fun today being talk like a pirate day would’ve had the internet abuzz

glad my pcp is old and probably not using chatgpt to make decisions about my body

when tf are the aliens coming

this bitch

gemini mars leo venus

videos of babies getting glasses for the first time that’s all

I’ve never drafted a fantasy team wasted before, maybe this will be the winning secret

hello it’s 8/31

monique samuels back on rhop is the best news I’ve gotten this week

it was touch and go for a minute but cocos in the second round holy shit

lmaooo huda is actually insane she needs to be on a hold somewhere

I’m claiming “grammy award winning actor” for my bio on all socials

Chelley they could never make me hate you!!!! #loveislandusa

SEATED for the #LoveIslandUSA reunion. 🙂‍↕️

just realized how crazy I sound explaining the auc pageant circuit to someone who didn’t go to an hbcu 😭

coming on to tell everyone my current vocal stim is “second place? hell yeah!” especially in a less than favorable, but completely manageable situation

being a woman is so hard

the beat is so good I understand why he released it twice in the same month tidal.com/browse/track...

The Divine Feminine is a perfect album

I’ll never forget seeing the renaissance track listing and seeing “america has a problem” thinking beyonce was about to say some real shit and then actually finally hearing it 💀 still one of my favs though

the buccaneers is messy

@netflix.com what do you mean

ready for the us open and my birthday let’s get to virgo season

25

TUH I’m trying to tell folks

she’s perf

Fall & Spooky season are my little piece of happiness

if system of a down is on act iii I’m stocking up on knee braces because I WILL be leading the mosh

back at allegiant for night 2 lmaooo

a mango strawberry frutista freeze would actually heal me right now

to the hotel in italy that has a sade playlist during rooftop breakfasts, diptyque products in the rooms, and a pizza/gelato shop four doors down: I miss you 🫶🏾

can’t talk I’m at the beyonce concert rn (watching little debbie’s live)

this retrograde not kicking yall ass?

and if these were cali prices it was probably under a dollar everywhere else

happy birthday to this icon @jeremymoon.bsky.social

studbudz gaining and losing me so fast gotta be a record

ooh I cant wait to start season 2 omggg

the way I just saw a video of her on grippy sock vacation yesterday lmaoooo

he’s getting warmer

keep breadcrumbs away from mac and cheese. I hate that I have to keep saying this dammit

got my kaytranada x justice tickets yesterday 💃🏾

I wish every weekend was wnba all star weekend

omg this makes me think of his episode of intervention…shit was so sad

I need love island usa to be on the same kind of time love island uk is I’m a fiend