If "cucaracha" means "cockroach" then Cucarella means _________?

Ready to run through a wall of cringe after this TOM CRUISE PUMP UP SPEECH

The LV suitcase for the trophy was the dumbest thing yet. What will they think of next, golden boot coming out of a Nike box??

President just called Infantino "Johnny"

Anybody "ride the lightning" yet (eat lettuce)??

I saw one of the new USPS delivery vehicles and...

Maaaaan if this guy tried to pull me over I would run away

England has learned nothing

france showing up to play like

What do you call a rum & coke in Paris

My SNL documentary: Breaking's Bad

The Odyssey? More like Oddussy

Haters will say you're no good at sports forecasting

This is a post about lettuce

Make it real

Interesting he did this interview from INSIDE like a COWARD

gonna start talking like this to my boss

Every restaurant needs to cut lettuce from the menu. The bugs won. Give them this victory and stop trying. People are dying (of explosive diarrhea)

ME: One lonely ticket to Spider-Man: Brand New Day please. CASHIER: $13.50. ME: Nothing on earth could get between me and seeing the latest adventures of this miraculous teenaged boy. CASHIER: (rapidly hitting button under desk) ME: Uh uh. I disabled it last night when no one else was awake.

How many schools will the US military blow up this month?

Nature's thumb drive

"Pismo is the birth place of a guy in a Fox racing hat being held back by his girlfriend from a fight...with the flattest-billed hat you've ever seen." - @justinhalpern.bsky.social

Nature does what it wants, sometimes eventually, sometimes in a hurry. It's human error to think we can stop it

Me, driving: [singing along to favorite song, about to get to the best part] Kid: What happened to Michael Jackson's monkey??

Soccer Jesus blessed an heir. But there can only be one.

Looks like a nuclear weapon

One of my main takeaways from this world cup is that longball still works at creating chances for goals and more teams should adopt it, before there's no other choice.

Harry Maguire wouldn't have let this happen

England tried an outdated defensive tactic to ride out the 1-0 lead and it was not effective

We'll keep on pointing at this comic by @skutchdraws.bsky.social and @hbomberguy.bsky.social until it's embarrassing for tech bros to call you a luddite for hating AI! More of Failure to Launch in the link bsky.app/profile/iron...

pausa de hidratación

Hate to be a historical wet blanket here but it's worth noting that the LUDDITES WERE RIGHT. They thought the owners would use the invention of an automatic lathe to take away their good paying jobs and eliminate skilled labor. HELLLOOOO

Wow i didn't know restaurant chains could be racially profiled too

Called my mom today. She was at a block party and answered with her watch and said she'd have to call me back. Did i get mogged by my mom??

It is an extra level of insult to the dead to see events described in this fashion

Go camping they said. It'll be fun they said

Guess how many times Pedro Porro scored for Spurs last season. I'll wait One. ONE goal in 38 games

Maybe seagulls only want us to think they're stupid

It shouldn’t matter that the people ICE killed weren’t “intended targets” They shouldn’t be killing ANYONE, undocumented or otherwise. They’re thugs who cover their faces and shoot people with no concern for consequences and no respect for life. They’re a danger to everyone.

Sheepstealer is a metaphor for drugs. The hair seals it. Dragons don't cut hair

Larry Nassar is going to see this and break out of prison to volunteer

Remember in 30 Rock when Kathy Geiss took over GE? abcnews.com/Politics/tru...

At war during a government shutdown?! escorting all vessels through the hormuz straight?!? all while building a new federal paramilitary police force (ice)?? haters will say it can't be done.

[Eddie Vedder voice]: He lies and says he's a Demmmmocraaat / Can't find a Fettermaaaaan / Can't find a Fettermannnnnn

Here lies Lindsay Graham Brother, Guardian, USAF JAG, Senator 1955-2026 "I'll go to the doctor tomorrow"