Masterful Troll, TCM.

With facts, Marsha. And consensus agreement on the truth. Not by treating lies and conspiracies and propaganda as "news." Good work suckling up, Tim. Really paid off for your company.

This administration is like if the Watergate break in happened during the day, with people at their desks and if Nixon himself were in the room with them.

I never thought the leopard would eat *my* face.

Are these "real polls" in the room with us?

"I won!"

NEW: Trump’s DoJ ordered New York SVU and New Mexico to stop investigating Epstein in 2019. www.justsecurity.org/132230/fbi-s...

SOTU sneak peek. Airing of grievances. For two straight hours.

That was fast, given how we allegedly completely obliterated their nuclear facilities a few months ago.

He can "expect" whatever he wants.

If "finish your drink, I made that one special" was a picture.

President suddenly reminded that Iran is not a suburb in Minnesota.

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“I’m just saying … bsky.app/profile/ronf...

Kash is like that guy who went into the bathroom for a bump and won't shut up.

Jesus Effing Fuck. Does his neurologist read these?

Why the FUCK is the director of the FUCKING FBI using YOUR TAXES to FLY TO ITALY so he can party with pro hockey players?!? In WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE is this ok?!

"As the journalists interacted with the migrants, uniformed police barged in and detained the lawyer and four journalists. Police confiscated their cameras, laptops and phones..." www.wsj.com/world/africa...

It seems to me that the Governor of Louisiana should be primarily concerned with the health care situation in Louisiana rather than Greenland, but maybe this ‘America First’ thing has nuances to it.

Norway, the country that controls the Nobel Peace prize beat the US in gold medal count. Wonder how he will work that into some cry baby rant.

"Trump commits yet another blatant Hatch Act and 18 U.S.C. § 227 violation" www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

Angie Craig: "They removed everyone from the ICE facility 30 minutes before we arrived — this is not the intent of the law. DHS is violating the law" Ilhan Omar: "What happened today is a blatant attempt to obstruct members of Congress from doing their oversight duties"

He's even dusting off "John Barron" to whine on his behalf. Weird how John is slipping into the same slurry dementia-addled word soup as Don. What a pathetic and fragile man baby.

Must be nice to live in a functioning democracy governed by the rule of law...

ICE is abducting kids for the Epstein Class.

Put this one in the lack of self-awareness hall of fame

Starting a war as an excuse to invoke war powers, which will be grossly overreaching.

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Got it. So he's charging $5k for multiple rows. Not just the front row.

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He doesn't seem limber enough to felate himself so much.

"Don't spill a drop!"

BREAKING: Trump administration strips Social Security benefits from a Black American cancer patient by claiming that she is “not lawfully present in the U.S.” This is what Trump’s intentional cruelty looks like in 2026. Ramona Rakestraw, 59, was born at Parkland Hospital in Dallas in 1966.

The SCOTUS ruling will end up pushing refunds to the companies who collected them and: a) None will make it to the consumer b) The prices won't come back down Never does; never do. Companies will pocket it and keep the price hikes. See also: any and every other excuse to price gouge

This sounds like one of those shitty Pretty Woman wannabes. Was there an adorably awkward fashion show?! Did they roll around on a pile of tax payer money?

Not his illegal slush funds, prolly.

Man are the nursery walls ever gonna be smeared with poo after nappy time.

Agreed. And it’s so perfectly Trumpian that the thing that was “the heart of Trump’s identity in public life” was utterly unconstitutional.

The rest don't care.

Yeah. That part isn't new.

Sweeeeet.

Rough economy to have to pay back all those tariffs. Good thing he has a few slush funds full of stolen tax payer money to drain.

SCOTUS ruled against Trump on tariffs. Which means nothing given they already granted him sweeping immunity by declaring him above the law on his insurrection. So he can ignore them. Now what.

"With my history of giving myself fake awards and bragging about fake achievements and begging for honors I don't deserve, and having just said exactly that about the Medal of Honor... anyone who repeats it is a liar."

The fake news will say I said what I said in the previous sentence.

We won in a landslide mandate you can't trust voting.

How hard the state media outlets are currently campaigning against @aoc.bsky.social and @crockett.house.gov says all you need to know about how much they frighten the establishment in both parties.

New level of American exceptionalism unlocked