Haven’t posted this in awhile… Feels right. #Caturday

Once again, it’s not the vetting that’s the problem. It’s Reform’s DNA that’s the problem. It’s a racist, misogynistic, far right party, led by a corrupt egomaniac funded by crypto/fossil fuel billionaires and christofascists. No one remotely decent would sign up. giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

The most appropriate name for a VAR official ever.

Weird watching Mo Salah play and not wanting him to break his leg.

Q: How do you stop rashers of Canadian bacon from curling in the pan? . A: Take away their little brooms.

The US bombed a primary school in Iran, killing 168 girls. Why is nobody talking about this anymore? These abominable war crimes should not be forgotten — and nor should the lives, hopes and dreams of human beings who were slaughtered with impunity.

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British journalism is a disgrace. They should be calling out the lies from Trump and Farage and his racist supporters. Not doing so is traitorous to our country and us. www.independent.co.uk/voices/trump...

Can someone share that Irish Kopite twat stream please. I’ve got me biccies ready. 🐺 😂😂😂😂

What a gutsy performance that was. Everton are such a bunch of weirdos. 💙

Extraordinary that in these fractious & divided times, so many of us can unite around the single, simple fact that Matthew Goodwin is an irredeemable twat.

Is it really worth spending half a billion to be 2 points ahead of us

That’s a magnificent second half Everton. Did not see that coming at HT at all.

Always remember that the worst among us will always hate the finest. The Obamas are wonderful people--loving, good, educated, intelligent and classy. So, don't be surprised when the very worst among us attacks the very best.

Even Duolingo is resorting to homophobia now. 😂

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Away at 3rd placed team. Eight first team players out. Perfectly good goal ruled out. Still won. Everton that.

VAR is not fit for purpose. That is a joke.

We’ve been utterly awful today, but credit to Brentford. Very decent. And they have a PROPER centre forward.

Childish post Forthcoming: Nice to see Florian Worst, Eggy teacake and Jeremy Pingpong failing to break Leeds down. Even Cody Cupcake couldn’t make a difference.

Given the side we put out, that was a very special and gutsy performance from Everton. Proud of them tonight. 💙💙💙👏👏🏿💪💪🏿

Burnley fans poverty chanting. Burnley?

Fuck FIFA, fuck the World Cup, fuck Infantino, fuck trump and especially fuck the ‘peace prize’.

@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social Your presence is requested lad……

Wish they fuckin had

Liverpool fans have been laughing off the jokes comparing their form with Welsh Villages. Sven, from Oslo pointed out that there can’t be a comparison as there needs to be at least one W in every place name.

What’s going on at Anfield this season is beyond bizarre. Last season, league champions. Then they spent more money than Elon Musk’s space rocket cost to strengthen the squad. They’ve just been battered at home by three goals for the third time this season. It’s bizarre & FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!

I’m bursting with pride over Everton tonight. Moyes mastermind. 💙💙💙💙

“They went for pensioners, they went for the disabled, and now they’re going for people fleeing war and conflict. I am furious — this government should hang their heads in shame.” Zack Polanski on Labour’s new immigration reforms on Newsnight.

Now this complaint I can get behind. #LFC

4 defeats on the trot then for Billionpool. Is it any coincidence that ‘Slot’ is an anagram for lost & lots? As Dolly Parton said, ‘it costs a helluva lotta money to look this cheap’. Consolation for Liverpool fans though. Heading back to the Home Counties, not got too far to get home. 😂

Oh dear. Four defeats on the slot. Arne Postecoglu strikes again. 😂😂😂😂

Well said, Gary Neville! 👏

Wow Everton, that second half was fantastic. And I maintain, Palace are the best team we’ve played this season. Awesome stuff! 💙

This Palace side is the best team we’ve played this season.

Brilliant take-down of Farage that is so sorely missing from the British media and the Labour Party. Instantly it's clear to see how the British media panders to Farage and sees him as entertaining and good copy rather than a toxic, fascist pile of shit

Best I’ve seen Garner play for us I think. This is the player we know he can be. Believe in yourself lad.

Belt it forward, give it away immediately. Foul your opponent, ball comes straight back in your half. Rinse and repeat. Everton that.

Tell you what. The right wing press cry-arsing about Bob Vylan made me give him a listen this morning. He’s fucking amazing! How have I never heard of him before? Cheers gammons!

Brexit was a monumental act of self harm and stupidity. That we have a government allowing it to continue is unforgivable.

Is Insomnia by Faithless the greatest Trance track ever? Yes for me!

Good to see Richard Tice back on TV. It's about time Laura Kuenssberg did her bit to normalise Reform policies by platforming a party with only 5 MPs almost every week.

egg f****n' zactly!

We don’t actually have a new Pope. The Vatican bought a job lot of black smoke canisters from an Everton fan. If you know, you know. 💙😂

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Well Everton, that was magnificent. Most one-sided 1-0 ever.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984

We had Liberation Day in the village yesterday. I played Rule Britannia on a carrot. Jill in the village shop put a 25% tariff on her baps. Bunty my wife had some Ketamine. We concluded a free trade deal with the nearby village of Wimborne St Giles. And we all ate roast penguin.