FINALLY I CAN USE THIS CALENDAR NOW 2026 is getting off to a good start 🐷

pretty cool day at the office

I’m at M Bison do u want anything?

Can't have too much caffeine cause I have panic attack. Can't have too little caffeine cause head hurty. I have no clue how people find balance, I am too dumb for that I think.

Fuck I love furries so much. I always come back from a con so energized getting to be around so many talented, fun-loving, creative, and also sexy animals for an extended weekend. I LOVE FURRIES, my friends are so cool 🐗

While waiting for my bus tonight the crazy old woman who lives by my stop was taking out her compost. I turned around to see her outside in just panties and nothing else. We locked eyes and she just stared me down. It was so haunting I... I don't think I can use that stop anymore.

Psssst... Hey First single comes out tonight babe

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

I know AWS being down is bad. But who would have thought a single point of failure for wide swaths of technical infrastructure was a bad idea? On the other hand there are about 16 million ipad kids having nuclear meltdown today with Roblox and Fortnite being offline and that's kind of cool.

chat did I ruin it

Went to the Ren Faire with a bunch of gay animals, petted some goats and an alpaca then found a little mangalitza pig in a tractor supply. Perfect day.

I made a new friend his name is Ferdinando and I gave him plenty pets and he didn't spit on me at all

He's cute fr

I really gotta stop cooking while naked. Taking a splash of hot roux straight to the belly is so painful I tell ya what

Watching the husband play Silksong and shaking my head at all the porn of Hornet on the internet. Ain't no way that stick figure bug lady has big boobs and a fat dickpussy

been out on vacation so there isn’t much new art from me atm… Buuuut here’s a little self indulgent warm-up I did a while back that I plan on making prints of :)

I finally cleaned up my messy cablework

Fighting for my life in this uber- air freshener on diabolical mode. Pray for me.

I REALLY want to play the new Silent Hill but it looks very scary and I will literally cry and throw the controller at the TV and burn the house down

🦙

I could be laying in a sunbeam stroking my fat hog right now, but instead I gotta draw these silly little lines on a computer.

Getting lost in your husband’s hyper endowment (feat. @dwudad69.bsky.social )

idk babe. it’s america. people just get shot here all the time and it does not matter who they are or how they voted and no one is interested in changing that

Cheese!

Sure, alright, I guess.

Not usually horny posting on main, but my ass looked pretty good here. Hope everyone had a great Dore weekend 🐗

People will argue about when exactly the San Francisco doom loop started- I posit that it was actually when Lee's Deli went out of business and I could no longer buy a bunch of Bbq Pork Buns, Fried Rice, and a mountain of breakfast sausage for $12 at 8am.

I'm pretty anti-generative AI for any writing tasks- feels disingenuous because your tone and writing style communicate a lot about you personally. BUT holy shit I hate figuring out what to put for an email subject line and that shit saves me from so much anxiety.

It is such a fuckin cool feeling when you've been honing a craft and working on your art for years and then you get the big opportunity and you can just feel at ease, confident, and in your bag? We out here making movesss

Oakland is cooked, I fear. My bodega is selling Labubus now

In light of the Colbert stuff if you want to keep watching Strange New Worlds but not pay for Paramount+, remember that Strange New Worlds is already effectively cancelled and anyone getting paid for that show already has a contract. None of their money comes from your future subscription fees.

;)

Doing some dramaturgical research and came across an important find... Pigasus, also known as Pigasus the Immortal and Pigasus J. Pig, was a 145-pound domestic pig that was nominated for President of the United States by the Youth International Party on August 23, 1968

Wishing @sentrego.bsky.social a very happy birthday He's the goodest boy, best plant co-parent, and my ride or die partner in crime I can't wait to have that backyard to finally plant some trees and watch 'em grow, but until then, Feliz cumpleaños mi perrito💖 🎨 by @riversausage.bsky.social

Every time I make homemade hummus my dick just gets so rock hard and I just can't stop fucking and sucking because everyone compliments me on how good my garlic confit hummus is

Possibly my favorite summation of Pride

happy #pride 🏳️‍⚧️ thank your elders, party a little, watch out for one another, and become ungovernable 💘

There's this gorgeous building in Oakland right on Lake Merritt that I have a good view of from my apartment- really ornate Art Deco, Spanish Colonial Style. Just a great example of the best of Bay Area architecture. I just looked at one of the penthouse kitchens and it's an absolute war crime.

Industrialsona unlocked

‘Over-productive’

LOL. I told you so!!! @ all the weird little puritanical noobs who waste time arguing about whether fictional knots or pawjobs are bestiality. Conservatives don't care, bro! You're a filthy little animal-fucker to these people no matter what. All of us or none of us.

I am weeping

just so everyone knows, literally at the exact same time JD Vance started trolling on here the NSC was having a meeting on Iran he's angry that he got sidelined to the kiddy table and decided to lash out genuinely pathetic stuff

Wikipedia added a daily game to the Android app where they ask you trivia about random articles?? I just think its neat

Kay Ryan, 2017

My pubby friend drew me looking so cute! Thanks to @timebombdogart.bsky.social for the amazing art and new title uwu!<3

if i can be y’all’s dad for a second: one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better