I could be laying in a sunbeam stroking my fat hog right now, but instead I gotta draw these silly little lines on a computer.

Getting lost in your husband’s hyper endowment (feat. @dwudad69.bsky.social )

idk babe. it’s america. people just get shot here all the time and it does not matter who they are or how they voted and no one is interested in changing that

Cheese!

Sure, alright, I guess.

Not usually horny posting on main, but my ass looked pretty good here. Hope everyone had a great Dore weekend 🐗

People will argue about when exactly the San Francisco doom loop started- I posit that it was actually when Lee's Deli went out of business and I could no longer buy a bunch of Bbq Pork Buns, Fried Rice, and a mountain of breakfast sausage for $12 at 8am.

I'm pretty anti-generative AI for any writing tasks- feels disingenuous because your tone and writing style communicate a lot about you personally. BUT holy shit I hate figuring out what to put for an email subject line and that shit saves me from so much anxiety.

It is such a fuckin cool feeling when you've been honing a craft and working on your art for years and then you get the big opportunity and you can just feel at ease, confident, and in your bag? We out here making movesss

Oakland is cooked, I fear. My bodega is selling Labubus now

In light of the Colbert stuff if you want to keep watching Strange New Worlds but not pay for Paramount+, remember that Strange New Worlds is already effectively cancelled and anyone getting paid for that show already has a contract. None of their money comes from your future subscription fees.

;)

Doing some dramaturgical research and came across an important find... Pigasus, also known as Pigasus the Immortal and Pigasus J. Pig, was a 145-pound domestic pig that was nominated for President of the United States by the Youth International Party on August 23, 1968

Wishing @sentrego.bsky.social a very happy birthday He's the goodest boy, best plant co-parent, and my ride or die partner in crime I can't wait to have that backyard to finally plant some trees and watch 'em grow, but until then, Feliz cumpleaños mi perrito💖 🎨 by @riversausage.bsky.social

Every time I make homemade hummus my dick just gets so rock hard and I just can't stop fucking and sucking because everyone compliments me on how good my garlic confit hummus is

Possibly my favorite summation of Pride

happy #pride 🏳️‍⚧️ thank your elders, party a little, watch out for one another, and become ungovernable 💘

There's this gorgeous building in Oakland right on Lake Merritt that I have a good view of from my apartment- really ornate Art Deco, Spanish Colonial Style. Just a great example of the best of Bay Area architecture. I just looked at one of the penthouse kitchens and it's an absolute war crime.

Industrialsona unlocked

‘Over-productive’

LOL. I told you so!!! @ all the weird little puritanical noobs who waste time arguing about whether fictional knots or pawjobs are bestiality. Conservatives don't care, bro! You're a filthy little animal-fucker to these people no matter what. All of us or none of us.

I am weeping

just so everyone knows, literally at the exact same time JD Vance started trolling on here the NSC was having a meeting on Iran he's angry that he got sidelined to the kiddy table and decided to lash out genuinely pathetic stuff

Wikipedia added a daily game to the Android app where they ask you trivia about random articles?? I just think its neat

Kay Ryan, 2017

My pubby friend drew me looking so cute! Thanks to @timebombdogart.bsky.social for the amazing art and new title uwu!<3

if i can be y’all’s dad for a second: one of the most important things I’ve learned is that acquiring a skill is literally uncomfortable that awful moment where you feel confused and stupid and embarrassed? it means you’re about to learn something. and it’s *mandatory* if you want to get better

Desperately trying to convince a school they don't need multiple $20,000 laser projectors for their school dances. He won't hear any of it, the children can't learn if they aren't getting their retinas burned by lasers at every pep rally.

Crucifying Jojo Siwa for Pride Month

Posting this 1967 Birmingham News editorial cartoon for all the people who don't realize that this is how MLK was viewed by a big chunk of white America.

I'm in the local news and they called me a "prolific breeder" and "Scary" 🐗

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

First of the season nectarines and plums were at the farmers market and I'm over here slurping up stone fruit like a caveman.

Made the hot pot too hot and I'm dead now

getting Fentons with the homies

Pigmaxxing 🐽

New anti-anxiety meds work too good. I was having a panic attack, took them, and now I'm looking at used trucks online.

Found a pack of Zyns last night. Put them all into a can of liquid death to make a literal can of liquid death.

Nintendo Switch Moo

One of my toxic traits is that I've fully convinced myself that I can speak to animals. Also Hank the pelican totally tried to eat this pigeon right after I took this photo.

Went out for a frolic and sniffed a bunch of flowers 🐗

This guy is in one of the worst prisons in the world with no way out and may spend the rest of his life there because, it appears, he has an autism awareness tattoo in honor of his little brother. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

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fuck yeah Berkeley

i mean fuck, i love furries, of all kind, i like bellies, i like the abs, i like a huge ass, i like the skinny guys too, i like the no chest or big ass boobs, i like the average guy too, lick it probably would