I'm not into wearing latex, but I could definitely enjoy being around some folks who do. Can't help but eat up the way it accentuates every curve.

🙏 bless my friends and wife for dealing with my bullshit

get to meet my friend's new cat tomorrow and I'm so stoked. also, I've tricked everyone into watching DEBS

Zhuge Liang attempted to ask out Knuckles, but was rejected.

the new tomodachi life owns, I've never played one before but I'm neck deep in this one. It feels like you're constructing a game using madlibs that slowly grow into this ecosystem of stuff you've made, interacting with your creations, and building this perfect little chaos diorama

making some money moves at work, wish me luck

my boss quit, and honestly? good on them

protip: u should pet @mogu.blue's head and tell him hes a good boy

suck my fat cock

if you only post pics of you banging small, thin twinks, I'm gonna assume you're fatphobic. It's not "just a preference", you're making an active choice.

im always saying this

Happy 4/20!!

I've been doing IT for over a decade? fml

my work lost my job description, keeps putting off a change and title, and continually overloads me with work. now they want me to do on-call until 9pm? literally fuck off. im updating my resume.

I would love to work for a company where things are normal.

It's hard being a Fox in a Predator-dominated workspace, hopefully those patches he bought will be able to "Bring out his inner Lion". Let's hope office morale improves as his new size brings more employees to partake in team-bonding activities...

im ur nasty little gamer freak grids.fun/t/video-game...

grew up listening to Bambaataa since my parents loved him, undoubtedly shaping my music taste for the rest of my life. what a legend.

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

hmmm... sometimes I wonder if sex work might bring me more happiness than my current drudgery

dad says ur hole is too loose

Limiting post interactions is great because I can post a rhetorical question and nip replies at the bud

Why double space after the period? I see the period, so I can already tell it's a new sentence, fuckface.

Uh oh. The big handsome dog at the pool caught you staring. @s3ntrego.bsky.social

y'all better slut it up at lvfc for me

I need more experience playing with foreskin -- anyone willing to lay back and let me explore? 😘

maybe I should feel a way about re requiem's depiction of fatness but videogames have always done fat people dirty. this was 2018 theoutline.com/post/3032/fa...

I don't have a chastity fetish, but I accidentally gave my wife one, so I guess I'm a keyholder now? anyone else wanna send me a key? 😈

mmm... pups ...

These dogs do tricks

had a great time at the jerkoff+blowjob event this last weekend. played with a hot older daddy who was wagging while sucking my dick and woofing with his face in his pits. got his number afterwards, been texting him, and it turns out he's not into pup play 💀 fml

in a stroke of incredible oafishness, my bosses have lost my job description. nowhere to be found.

gonna be doing some next level gay shit today folks

instead of SEO maybe you should S my O

"Kill em with kindness" gun works better

gabapentin is goated when anxiety is the vibe

been working about 11 hours every day and im gonna lose my gourd if this keeps up

found a pup who makes dance music, which got me excited, but lo and behold, their covers are mostly all AI, they're using AI in videos, and to my ears the music sounds like it was made with AI. disappointed but not surprised.

im a nasty little gaming freak

stuck in a flux where I change my antidepressant or increase my dose, which works for a few weeks, and then one day I wake up and it's back in full force

me trying to bang grizzly's mom

Breaktime YCH is now open!!

ingrown in my nose is my 13th reason

mmm i guess today is a depression day

my buddy has a big ol dick and I want to take it so fucking bad!!!! but my ass!!! is weak!!!

Scribble

a friend described my cum as "pure" tasting. maybe i should sell it as a side hustle