my doctor: *spends months ordering tests to diagnose an unusual form of anemia I've developed* also my doctor: huh well idk what it is but i guess just lose some weight and come back in six months okay fatty me: can i have medicine about this please my doctor: no

Same Old Tricks 🐶🩸 acrylic gouache on cardstock #art

barking lot

i thin k this is the funniest image i habe eber seen i am laughing so hard i am going to die

He likes darknuts

u know ur a sub when u dream about being a modular sex toy ur Dom owns and 3d prints parts for. and its like a badge of honor when they like part of u enough to use really high quality print material so the part is like, semipermanent.

A little late

Look at this coyote my dads friend caught on his trail cam,, zebra yote woaw #coyote

Dont install suspicious tech ⚠️ [commission for @tuhsano.bsky.social]

the inevitable has happened and i got some leather-work tools so now i can make collars and harnesses

Nature documentaries are beautiful

¡Feliz Día de Muertos! Jaime le da la bienvenida a todos y se echa una canción. Jaime welcomes everyone and sings a song.

Calling on my ancestors for guidance but the only one who answers is a weird eutherian rodent-mammal from the early cretaceous period. "EAT BERRY SLEEP UNDER ROCK" it says. Pretty good advice

🎃🐾 HAPPY HOWLYWEEN! 🐾🎃 Alt available on Patreon :3c

Laundry day

Made his muscles bigger 💦

can't do my planned sleep study tonight cuz aws is down and their infrastructure, of course, relies on it loooooooool

fun fact this is the closest thing to canned dog food mogu will let me eat, which is why i like it so much

lrp: im losing my fucking MIND

all girls NEED one fucking thing and it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this it’s this

many of you

Keep furry freaky

Dog bless hairy boys

puppy gets to eat beef stew in her dog bowl tonight :3 *wags*

the tajin pistachios from costco do fuck actually

funny collar

scooter brum brum

Ghosty Fox

me and the boys when locktober ends

All by yourself handsome!?

cute bear is not prepared for his date... full mini comic on patreon.com/Avalath_tiger

i am very Normal about Nem Hades2 i am very normal about all hot trannies actually

retribution incarnate

big men who like to be little spoon must be protected at all costs

Can you feel them?

The sauce was very good

"single-use plastic of the mind" had me GAGGED

how can i search for hades 2 porn without spoilers i need to see nem's fat hog in a way i cannot describe and no one else could possibly understand

my bisexual review of hades 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it’s finally autism 🥹🍂

Wrote a little newsletter about the time i told someone i was trans in an Arby’s drive-thru www.anxietyshark.ca/damn-it-john...

bug

LIQUID TELEVISION (1994)

mogu loves falling asleep all arms up pits out, and then has the nerve to ask why i always get so horny when we go to bed

It is Erin reed's sacred duty as a journalist to give every trans woman a panic attack once a day