it's github went down again day i love having 0 nines in my reliability but being fist-deep in so many company's assholes

Girl Failure 6am

WHY ARE MY TITS SO SWEATY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today https://theonion.com/overambitious-man-wants-to-get-2-things-done-today/

yep there was, absolutely nothing i couldve done to get out of the pickle my last job put me in that manager was actively sabotaging me this new place is so much more results driven so bless

❤️

I forgot that playing deadlock with characters I can actually win with is significantly more enjoyable

New Snek OC

@raixsarinsolhart.bsky.social samir gomini?

CNC where half the enemy team in deadlock stops playing the game and is asking me about my paws

bloom

like its literally fine #capydraws

"What's up, Jack-o?" -Tammy Tumbler

me, watching random recipe: oh yeah this looks doable some chef: *pulls out a wooden box. tosses charcoal in. puts mesh overtop, tosses on stove* this is my grill me: ??? fastest wakeup to go do something else entirely hello no

deadlock night? ...but i have to finish setting up the mod manager for my movement practice......................................... where is my big cat character with 0 stamina, huge paws. LOSES hp instead when dashing. mows at the nearest enemy and bitches get charmed

ur not gonna believe who just blocked me lol

The imps will gladly be snacks for Gluttony demons! (Took me way too long to get back to this) #Vore #Furryvore

Bayonetta too tall for the tricycle

Bayonetta too tall for the jeep

Yeah yeah, not allowed to swim until 30 minutes after eating, but he's just relaxing! Floating! He'll be fiiiine~ Patron Reward for Floh! #nommzart

Sharing office space with big handsome dragons is such a risk.. Page 1 of 2! @spottycheeks.bsky.social Art by @r4wry.bsky.social

If you're kinky as fuck, stay that way and draw more of it

Big fluff... 💦 Sketch commission for @shardartel.bsky.social !

well atleast nobody will want to buy the site if its like this..................

*adds -writing a foundryvtt module- to the to-do list for my homebrew* the docs say it should be easy to do but...what the hell am I gunna break with this haha

i'm hallucinating

eventually he was executed

In five minutes I'm going to be singing my first grad recital! It SHOULD be streamed live on this link if anyone's interested in hearing a green dragon sing! :3 Link: youtube.com/@sacstatemus...

my homebrew players when i hit them with 5-7 fucking different books for the homebrew before they even get to session 0: cuidado i anticipate 2% to be read at all, because the content is not for them it is for me. its the ingredients of the world soup. also to log the custom magic/class content

SEE?! i was right about it!! happy birthday to me blehhh

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr 1. barely works 2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate) 3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

it was me i was the blue sky

I can draw whatever I want isn’t that crazy

Built like a waterbed

Candle in the Wind

remember to pack a secondary pair in case you cum so hard, you can't find your glasses anymore

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

scratching the right spot

The Noble Prince Commission work for @sorenflamel.bsky.social

april fool deadlock report: graves is still strong vs 6 other graves

with paws this big they're constantly taking up a % of my brainpower just to have them

kiss - Charizard

Cozy Croco ~

puppy fetched her own toy!!! That deserves a reward!!!!! (old post i dont think i shared here?) ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ #eggucart #animated #furry

...okay maybe the old place I was working at was significantly more toxic than I thought cuz it's like a different dimension over here thus far lol

i got typecast so fucking hard

first day at new job went p good, hoping it keeps up