overheard today in a clothing store: lady 1: "how does this dress look on me?" lady 2: "nah that makes you look old, like you're 35." me, a 37 year-old piece of shit:

"Yeah yeah, pledge allegiance to my feet instead, you worthless nerds." Calco is VERY patriotic. 😤 Anyone who says otherwise is sock fodder. (old art by @pozolebun.bsky.social!) #sizesky

sorry for being a needy little slut you guys i know i'm cringe 😔

Fruit! Commission for Araika.

Dear Vladimir Putin, you are losing this war because we are more badass than you ever imagined. Signed, the cats of Ukraine.

im gonna be moving soon and hit with a ton of expenses for furniture (i DESPERATELY NEED A NEW MATTRESS LMAOO) so if you're feeling particularly generous (or wanna GROVEL :3[ ) and wanna help out the prettiest horsie boy live comfy id really appreciate any help i can get 💖 ko-fi.com/beautylies

I voted during Pride Month. Take /that/, bigots. 🖕🐉🏳️‍🌈

I wish I was attractive enough for the guys I'm attracted to.

Teren being big

patiently waiting to be some big jock boy's fleshlight 😔🙏

Teren wanted to take Mech out to a movie for their date but Mech had ulterior motives.~ Good thing green dragons are flexible! 🐲💦🍆 (Some wonderful gift art that I got from my dear friend @mechdragon.bsky.social! Art is by Mond on FA!)

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I really want a guy with a monster dick to just, like, destroy me tbh 😖

Look at my lane partner bro, I’m cooked

It was always fun to tease Dunk about sharing his birthday with Paw Day. This is still one of my favorite pics of us.~ Happy birthday honey, I love you and I miss you. 💚💛 (old art by @nommz.bsky.social) #pawday #sizesky

BIRTHDAY TIME BIRTHDAY TIME!!!! 🐉🐉🐉

Here we have yet another example of UNFAIR ABUSE BY MONSTROUS MAMMALS. 😔 smh..... feat. @sylox.bsky.social's bat, Renton, and yours truly! (amazing animation done by the wonderful Boone on FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/giantbo...) #sizesky #micromay

Here we have yet another example of UNFAIR ABUSE BY MONSTROUS MAMMALS. 😔 smh..... feat. @sylox.bsky.social's bat, Renton, and yours truly! (amazing animation done by the wonderful Boone on FA: www.furaffinity.net/user/giantbo...) #sizesky #micromay

Rem and Billy accept their fates

How does wind work in Dark Worlds?

feeling pretty useless these days 😔

micro may? um no actually:

SAY NO TO AI

big men looming over me... 😵‍💫

*makes out with your toes on stage for an hour* thanks for coming to my ted talk *wild applause*

"I'm not a pervert I swear" -me when I lie

In case anyone couldn't watch it, here's the recording of my grad recital last night! :3 (I'm the one singing lol) www.youtube.com/live/x6FnxE0...

Hey seriously, literally in the bills it says they'll also use identifying information, such as your age data for "other purposes". That means your data goes into a government surveillance database. This would be for ANY *OS*, which is the thing your fucking PC runs off of. Call your reps NOW.

In five minutes I'm going to be singing my first grad recital! It SHOULD be streamed live on this link if anyone's interested in hearing a green dragon sing! :3 Link: youtube.com/@sacstatemus...

small needy dragonboys in your area 🐲💦

My car died and now I have to fork out money to buy a new one. My collegiate voice recital I've put 8 months into preparing for is in two weeks and it's not getting livestreamed like I wanted because of logistical bullshit. Overall I'm in a major shitty mood. Wish this was an April Fool's joke..

"I will have you with me In my arms only For you are only My love My love My love" -Sinéad O'Connor 4 years to the day since we lost you, baby. I love you. You'll have a place in my heart always. 💛💚 (art by @apieceofbread.art)

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

VYPER'S NICE. WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF HER #deadlock #vyper

Be sure to wear green today in celebration!!! :3 💚 And yes, putting certain little green dragons anywhere on your body does count.~ :3c

RAFFLE🐾 @lupuskintsugi.bsky.social is writing a macro story about my big cat. I'm looking for 5 micros to appear in it and meet a fatal end 😼 Follow + repost + reply “I’m in” + short character description. TG members get 2 entries, write “I’m in + TG” and add your character desc. Winners in 7 days!

Rampaging is tiring work. 😴 Calco is just taking a little nap before he continues being an asshole. Fantastic render that I got from the lovely @freschrenders.bsky.social! 💙 #sizesky #macromarch

Rampaging is tiring work. 😴 Calco is just taking a little nap before he continues being an asshole. Fantastic render that I got from the lovely @freschrenders.bsky.social! 💙 #sizesky #macromarch

*unmacros ur March* >:)

Never Newsom, btw. We've already proven that centrism is a losing strategy. This guy is worthless.

I just want a hot kaiju boy to snatch me and make me theirs forever 😔 is that too much to ask?

Benefits of having Teren as your Valentine: - green - soft - small - will sing to u 💚💚💚

Cancelled my Nitro, y'all should too. This is so disappointing.

CW (I guess???) okay so I shaved my junk for the first time in like forever and I love how it looks/feels c.c