Taco Tuesday for the win.

I wonder how much Eric and Junior made betting on the futures market.

I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.

I mean today is TACO Tuesday so I’m gonna take that as a good harbinger.

Look, I’m just saying that Planet of the Apes and other works from my youth, combined with this Tuesday deadline thing, have prepared me for the inevitable return of Artemis II to a nuclear ravaged earth.

Honestly I would’ve preferred a more traditional “Happy Easter to all, even the losers…”

Turns out the Professor’s real last name was Forrestal.

Look, we all know K-Tel created some banger compilations, but never underestimate Ronco.

Well, it’s taken 45+ years, but finally someone has publicly released this magnificent John Barry cue set to footage of a space shuttle launch 🚀

Can’t believe I forgot to tag @michaelwhelan.bsky.social

It just feels like by now we should’ve been at a “Chewie get us out of here!” jump in the ship and punch Go stage.

Top tier Bond soundtrack given top tier presentation. A must own.

I admit that the main reason I started reading the work of Robert Heinlein was this cover art. www.michaelwhelan.com/shop/friday/

Well, crap, I forgot to add value. So much for becoming an influencer. So here’s a picture of the neighborhood hawk perched on the tetherball pole in my backyard.

You guys, we finished our run of Fiddler on the Roof yesterday but I have decided to keep the beard. Also, I’ll miss my little Anatevka family.

@bcdreyer.social Just want to make sure - are you familiar with Kritzerland Records and all the forgotten cast albums they release?

Two show day (Fiddler on the Roof) so I’m protesting with No More Tsars.

Just a quick reminder that I am not gonna download your app.

Honestly, this snippet of Hemingway dialogue is not only relatable but is more true today than when he wrote it. “Go to hell.” “I don’t have to. I’m there now.”

@joeposnanski.com I just this moment read the Tom Lawless home run story in your Why We Love Baseball book and opened bluesky to see this. Perfect.

I just want Holland versus D’Onofrio’s Kingpin. With an assist from Daredevil. That’s it. I don’t need it stuffed to the gills like an Avengers film.

I was the height of fashion in the nineties, wearing an Oingo Boingo shirt AND hat. cc @danny-elfman.bsky.social

I’m old enough to remember when “new blue diamonds” were added to Lucky Charms. #MagicallyDelicious

Can I get some stickers with Trump pointing and the caption "I DID THAT!" because for a while I couldn't go to any gas station without seeing those starring Biden.

Someone needs to send an ambulance to X

His whole life, Trump has always had someone else around to bail him out of the messes he creates: his father, Allen Weisselberg, the "adults in the room" in his first term. Now all those protectors are gone and he is openly begging for someone to save him from his own folly.

‪@rbreich.bsky.social; @oldivory.bsky.social This didn't age well for Trump👇👇👇

Nostalgia severely underestimates the sheer volume of Phil Collins songs we were forced to hear in the 80s.

You guys, I have good news and bad news. The good news - I’ve crunched the numbers and figured out when/how our reality diverged from the prime Star Trek timeline. The bad news - this is us:

Persis Khambatta in a publicity shot for Star Trek: The Motion Picture, 1979

@jamesdavidpatrick.bsky.social I watched AVTAK last night and it’s such a drag that Bond himself never has any fun anymore, let alone the audience.

🤣🤘

Pro Tip: read everything generated by LLMs in the voice of HAL 9000 so you’ll have a better chance of feeling the needed internal skepticism about anything it says to you.

The last saved photo of a celebrity is your therapist Fuckin’ A, bubba, I won the lottery for this meme.

Thinking I should bring my bust of Elvis with me when I see EPiC.

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You guys I’ve struck literary gold.

2026 basically

Just thinking about the fact that the Brady kids had to share one bathroom.

There is no comparison.

Time is a flat circle

Imagine being in jail for possession of cocaine and seeing this shit

Also, I bought this for three dollars yesterday. Yub nub, muthafuckahs. Yub nub.

Football just hasn’t been the same since we lost New York Jets quarterback Flash Gordon back in 1980 when our planet experienced all those weird quakes and hot hail.

I don’t know, but it seems like these outfits aren’t too far from what we’re already seeing…

The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect. /1