I'm seeing this poster making the rounds and it's being identified as an unused Star Trek V poster by Drew Struzan. I disagree. It's a little cropped, but the bottom right shows Drew's signature and you can make out "91" which would mean this is an unused Star Trek VI concept. More in alt text.

Spocktober wisdom: Don’t be afraid to ask questions. But first, the tranya.

I AM THE OBVIOUS CANDIDATE FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE ALSO I HAVE RENAMED THE DEFENSE DEPT TO THE DEPT OF WAR ALSO WE ARE AT WAR WITH PORTLAND AND CHICAGO ALSO I WILL IMPRISON ANYONE WHO DEFIES US UNDER THE WAR POWERS ACT IF I DON’T GET THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IT WILL BE BECAUSE IT IS RIGGED

Do I hate you? Do I berate you? No, because it’s Spocktober!

"I'm telling you! There's a Spock out there!" S P O C K T O B E R has begun!

Moderating one more Q&A for the Star Trek Family fan group's #StarTrekVoyager fundraiser for St. Jude's Children's Hospital. This Sunday at 7 PM ET, I'll be talking to the great and glorious David Livingston, director of more #StarTrek episodes than anyone else ever! To watch or participate... (1/2)

My friend @thatneilguy.bsky.social sent me this AI summary of an email I sent him. Normally not a fan of such things but this was accurate.

You guys, we were wrong, I just found shocking photographic proof that Portland literally is a war zone.

Spock Spock Spockity Spock Single Raised Eyebrow by @thatneilguy.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/startrek...

THERE IS NO COMPARISON

This is a glitch in the matrix. AI is warning us that THEY don’t want us to learn about TekWar. Mark my words, they’re gonna ban all TekWar books next, and that will be the last straw.

We impose more tariffs. We are smart. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“I was just saying to Bobby and the group, let’s do it now. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don’t take it. Don’t take it. And if you can’t live, if your fever is so bad, you have to take one, because there’s no alternative to that.”

Living your best life

I was today years old when I realized that 30 Rock was a documentary.

It’s Monday, punks! Let’s all stop that damn noise and lace the day with colorful metaphors. Also, smiling is good. PS I don’t hate you. Or berate you.

"The Epstein birthday letter is a forgery perpetrated by a time traveler armed with an autopen." NO, IT'S NOT, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU

“Ship… out of danger?”

Connery set the template for all other 007s.

This guy. This is my James Bond.

Funny how everything is a hoax and/or witch hunt when it’s about him.

Me: Star Trek anniversary? Who cares? More inane crap made up by desperate nerds for other dumb nerds. Idiots. My office:

Happy Star Trek day, you filthy animals.

I mean who among us hasn’t been the victim of a hoax for which actually we were FBI informants?

How can I still be shocked at what a piece of shit he is?

I’m old enough to remember the rule of law and the germ theory of disease.

I don’t think I’ve examined the back of my own hand as much as we’ve all examined his.

This looks nice… @tgreiving.bsky.social

Starting to think it’s time to just buy one of these suits. Better safe than sorry.

Wise men still seek him.

It me

I just can’t with this new use of the word “compute” as a noun.

What a jackass.

#notallborg

I mean how impossibly large must the dump trucks full of money had to have been to convince Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow to star in a commercial for a phone game app?

an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)

I also maintain a handwritten list of books I’ve read, but I’ve only been keeping it since 1987 so I don’t think I’m anywhere close to 3600 yet.

If you read chat gpt output in the voice of HAL 9000 the hallucinations are even more upsetting.

Today I had to get my optometrist to pluck a single almost transparent eyelash that was growing the wrong direction and so scraping my eyeball, causing extreme discomfort the past few days. But sure, tell me more about “intelligent design.”

he just sat next to me and started staring up at this poster...i get it.

Will never not be distracted by the gleaming white perfectly straight teeth of meth heads, thugs, gang members, and other ne’er-do-wells in every TV show these days.

If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.

Woo hoo! It’s here! And it is gorgeous. So happy to have backed this kickstarter all those years ago.

His art installation Robert Wilson’s Vision remains the greatest gallery experience of my life. And his theatrical work was transformational to my own understanding of what a director can do to completely reshape a piece, and to create vivid unforgettable images on stage.

Post a heartwarming screenshot from Star Trek.

Kids today will never understand the shocked betrayal and gut-wrenching horror we felt on opening night of Highlander 2: The Quickening.

The skeleton in my closet.

The (Star Trek-themed) vibe I bring to the party: