This is possibly the most significant attack on trans rights in this country yet, and I can count the number of posts on my timeline about this on my hands. If you're trying to dismiss this thinking "It'll die in the senate," DON'T! Sound the alarms now!

Hey @dc.com when are we getting a compendium of this run?

Once again, ‘‘tis the season to listen to the greatest Christmas song of all time. youtu.be/ncgiS_p5bwY?...

🗣️ ain't no power like the power of a union, cuz the power of a union won't stop! We're EIGHTEEN DAYS into our national ULP strike and only getting louder. Let's hear it for baristas in Gardner, MA for holding the line! #nocontractnocoffee

Seattle and Portland area folks: These two sweeties need a new foster home by December 12th. One boy, one girl, both fixed. They’ll come with food, toys, and litter (also a cat playpen if you want it). Would really appreciate any shares to cast a wider net.

Is there already a thing called “Cargoyles” about rockabilly gargoyles who are really into hot-rod culture? If so, can I still take credit for it and get some of the money? Please? Oh, also they are probably from space and in a band.

Culpable cul•pa•ble adjective susceptible to seduction by the actor Robert Culp “We are all culpable”

Is it possible that when Tom Sawyer “tricked” those kids into painting his fence, he was just trying to teach them karate so that they could compete in the All Valley Karate Tournament?

Look, I was prepared for *a* hallow this eve. Maybe even a few hallows. But this is starting to get ridiculous. I mean, save some hallows for the other eves!

If we’re going to call the one in the left a “sloth,” then we really ought to call the one on the right a “wrath.” Fair is fair.

I read a book where a character was described as having a head shaped “like an upside down potato.” I got so mad I threw the book across the street. After a minute I went and retrieved it, but I’m still mad at the idea that potatoes have a uniform shape OR a right side up.

bsky.app/profile/can... Immigration Hotline.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

When Hub and Sara get together it is an explosion of incredible people being silly. Listen or fix your heart.

An intersection of favorites!

I had such a great time talking with Sara (as I always do) about this weird-ass old comic that is near and dear to my heart! Check it out! And also, listen to the other episodes, because they’re all pretty great.

@titanupthedefense.bsky.social Just wanted to say it was great to hear Hub on the "Best Issue Ever" podcast just now. I've really missed the show and it was such a nice surprise to get to hear him talk about strange comics again after so long. It really made me smile.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?

New "How to Report ICE" zines up today for free printable download! California (by county/area) Chicago Colorado DC Metro Area (DMV) Massachusetts North Carolina Triangle Area NYC Philly Pittsburgh Portland, OR St. Louis Metro Area Washington State Please share! drive.google.com/drive/folder...

Maybe I’m old fashioned, but I wish more modern ceremonies still included, “This marriage is not a HOAX! The bride and groom are not ROBOTS!” in the vows. Could save a lot of heartbreak down the road.

Having just read the comic in question, I feel confident in confirming the accuracy of the adverbs chosen for the credits.

Increase a band: The Same Amount as Jake

Portland. July 10th. 8pm. Kyle Kinane, Shane Torres, @seanjordancomedy.bsky.social and myself are going to do a show at Polaris Hall to raise money for people being affected by these ICE raids. 100% of the proceeds going to charity. www.etix.com/ticket/p/424...

Republicans may lie about what's in their budget bill but the numbers sure don't.

Who cares what the Founding Fathers would think of our current day politics?! If they had gotten off their lazy asses and started the American Revolution 7 years earlier, I could be cheering for an NBA team called the Philadelphia 69ers! Fuck those guys!

I wish I was a shark food marketing exec in the 90’s, because: 1. “Chum-believable” would have been a slam dunk. B. All the cocaine.

Okay, I know this is a Rush cover band, but they’ll probably play SOME Iron Maiden, right? Like as a little treat?

Tonight, I find myself at a Rush tribute act/laser light show. Man, did I pick the wrong year to quit smoking pot.

DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

I think if a swarm of bees formed themselves into a giant hand and slapped me, I’d probably just take it, because you know what, bees? You guys earned that.

Not for nothing but this and only this is how you interview these fucking ghouls.

“Mature writers steal, immature writers cry because they pooped in their diapers like little babies. Wah wah, look at me, I’m an immature writer and I pooped in my diaper. That’s you.” - Mark Twain

CYBERBULLY YOUR POLITICIANS LIKE YOU BULLIED SEGA FOR UGLY SONIC

PORTLAND: Tesla will be exhibiting vehicles at the Oregon International Auto Show, starting today and running through the end of the weekend. People use this event to survey the market for new vehicles ahead of purchasing, so it's an ideal place to interrupt potential new Tesla sales. #TeslaTakedown

If I was writing for MAD Magazine in 2010, you’d better believe I would have pitched “The Social Blechhh-Jerk” about “Farcebook” founder “Mark Supper-burp.” And I think if I had, the world would be a very different place right now.

My local thrift store has an interesting idea of DIY projects.

“Don’t make me take your ass to school!” “Oh yeah? What school is that?”

Alright, what's your #comicsdna? The comics and books that were formative to you. At least four, more if you're nasty.

I just now found out that Hal Linden and Hal Holbrook are not the same person. Every time I would watch Barney Miller (which was a lot of times), I would think to myself, “Wow, I can’t believe this guy got famous for impersonating Mark Twain. He doesn’t look or sound at all like him!”

The best Christmas song ever? Sorry. That question mark was a typo. It was supposed to be 14 exclamation points. youtu.be/ncgiS_p5bwY

Thanksgiving Parade announcer: And here she is, the hottest recording artist singing the #1 song in the country! Me: Pfffft. Come back when you’re a balloon.

Sometimes when I'm doing the dishes, I'll sing "Doing the *wah wah* dishes," the way that Bert on Sesame Street sang "Doing the Pigeon." Now I'm worried that if I ever get arrested I won't be able to stop myself from singing "Going to *wah wah* pri-son."

“Pressure creates diamonds” Me, reminding myself that if I hold my poops in too long I sometimes get constipated.

Okay, so the early bird might get the worm, but the early worm gets killed. By a bird. So the best case scenario for waking up early is eating a worm, and the other option is getting murdered by a bird. I’m sleeping in.

I know what I jamming in my ear holes!

I know it’s been a while since our last episode (I’m working on it!) but if you miss my dulcet tones. I was just a guest on the amazing Sara Century’s new podcast, Best Issue Ever! We talk about a bonkers Silver Age Lois Lane comic. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

I know it’s been a while since our last episode (I’m working on it!) but if you miss my dulcet tones. I was just a guest on the amazing Sara Century’s new podcast, Best Issue Ever! We talk about a bonkers Silver Age Lois Lane comic. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

I just heard America, by Neil Diamond. I know it sounds crazy, but when I listen to that song, deep down there’s a part of me that really believes that Michael Dukakis is going to win the 1988 presidential election.