guy who includes his own donger in photos of his 3d prints. "for scale" he says. the scale remains unclear.

in vitro hustle & grind: lets get this bred

u gotta love it when the fries got a lil psofryasis.

new massive attack, new tom waits, new boards of canada, street fighter trailer dropped and looks like it understood the assignment, what a day to be a 38 year old manchild, what a lovely day

The Next Generation wasn't meant to be watched in HD. Saw the reflection of the boom mic on Picard's bald head.

hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately

someone should make a movie about how all of them were deceived, for another ring was made

seriously tho can someone fucking do it already

It's not hallucination, it's the statistical analysis doing exactly what it is supposed to: slurping up the Omegaverse to learn what word is likely to follow this word.

wow harry potter fans don't like it when you tell them to read literally any other book

I realized, the moment I fell into the fissure, that the Book would not be destroyed as I had planned. It continued falling into that starry expanse, of which I had only a fleeting glimpse. I have tried to speculate where it might have landed; I must admit, however, such conjecture is futile.

as someone playing riven, i would like to wish death upon whatever dipshit on the destiny team who (1) named a boss "riven" and (2) gave him an eye-specific puzzle, rendering what should be an easy search for me wholly inoperable. may your teeth crumble and shatter.

how come IM always the one who has to build the god damn hacienda. like i know the hacienda must be built, but that could be more of a group effort here, jerks.

listening to LotR, which i haven't read since 4th grade, and every time someone thanks gandalf in the two towers he just starts talking about how great his horse is. its like a homestuck bit. "you did all this in one night?" "with the help of my great horse, Shadowfax" alright man

from the semifunctional brain that brought you "it took me watching Song Sung Blue to realize Kate Winslet was not the same person as Kate Hudson", it only occurred to me today that Hugo Chavez was not Cesar Chavez.

eve fartlow

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

why has charlie kaufman never written a jackass movie

pokemon tcg pocket should add a "go fuck yourself" crashout button for after matches that were absolute bullshit

I saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” 1/

sy ableman, woman respecter

getting a lot of people being Very Normal and quoting other shit of mine and (1) i survived 8chan raids, i'm not scared of your "how do i print pdf" bullshit (2) don't you have sagging pants to complain about on nextdoor or some shit?

It is always really interesting to me to see who is allowed to have a messy past, who is allowed to be in an age gap relationship, who is allowed to have a history of holding noxious political views, and how often the answer boils down to "the people I like."

me normally: i don't think generational conflict is a useful lens to view the ongoing struggle against capitalism me after reading fb comments sections: we can, must, and have a moral obligation to kill every boomer

remember to hack the limbs after cutting off the head; their flailing will rend more butchery than you will be perceived as doing

maybe iran can terrorism drone-bomb michael rappaport. that could be fun.

shout out to the dude who suggested rather than having 10mg thc drinks, suggested i get some seeds and do every intermediate step from growing, extracting, etc to make my own lemonade. Like no, my guy. "Country Time" is beyond the effort I want to put into any of this process

had a dream that something called the "gorilla party" won a bunch of elections and that i and others mostly voted for them to use the "jealousy professor" punchline when they lost

getting banned from the discord for abbreviating "fortnite skin" to "fortskin"

news i find concerning (*when viewed in aggregate): • Blackwater is doing drone bombing in Haiti • FBI warns of Iranian drone attack on US soil possibly in california • Iran says the US has mostly fictional heroes* • The Oscars are on sunday*, where Sinners and its major talent are set to clean up

it is kind of refreshing to have it go from "don't trust anyone over 30" to "don't trust anyone over 40" to "don't trust anyone under 30 who won't show you their browser history"

intuit's got the temu version of the guy that talks pop linguistics too fast in their new commercial, as if i needed more reasons to hate intuit.

why don't digital clocks have a spring forward / fall back switch? like why do i have to hold multiple buttons and set it by minute to correct daylight savings time, a thing we deal with multiple times every year?

Not Just Bad, Class Action Bad: Papa Johns

Extremely funny to hear "900 people would lose billions but still be rich and every single member of the middle class--millions of people--would get a check big enough to not have to stress about rent for a month or two" portrayed as a BAD thing

god damn they got the brunchlings of threads riled.

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

pushing for better liberal arts education in k12 so the bullshit posts on threads + linkedin are at least readable and coherent

someone should do it already. i know it doesn't end if they do, but someone should still do it.

It’s not really useless - it says something about our political economy if we can say nearly every president is a war criminal and has engaged it rabid imperialism - at that overthrowing this economic system and radically transforming the institutions is necessary, not just swapping out individuals

cyberpunk version of the silmarillion

mental check in... meme only

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

i think an online platform needs to let you call other users bootlickers and assholes; otherwise, you are just remaking nextdoor.

who knew a big part of taking a break from weed was suicidal ideation when faced with tasks such as "getting out of bed"

"why aren't people masking anymore?!" i thought we were all gonna be fucjing chill about neurodivergence?

lee cronin's The Mummy?! i feel like i'm witnessing the beginning of some sort of "dark universe"

what do you mean there's no full series torrent for "The United States Steel Hour (1953)"? next you're going to tell me no one bothered to archive "the Kaiser Aluminum Hour" in x264! this is bullshit!