pronouncing the th in butthead

"this time i'm going to do it*" i say *rewatch bojack horseman** **uh oh!

hey you guys ever think about how bernie would've won

what if there was a quirked up white boy with swag?

my cousin looks like if joe polito was 6'5"

oh no IT Welcome to Derry has wikipedia plot schematicization disease.

The Last Starfighter but its just dogfighting because i know how to use moves that don't do damage in pokemon

The Last Starfighter but i get invited to the candy factory because i'm so good at lining up three of the same candy

why didn't they make the whole movie of Better Off Dead out of the stop motion hamburgers

can you feed skunks a specific diet to make them stank less

which nirvana song do u think r patts will be into in batman 2

til roger klotz was born in 1977. why was he harrassing doug, who was like 12 in 1998

if you work in dev ops, kill the cowboy in your fucking idiot head. do the extra legwork, keep it fucking running as priority #1.

vandalizing the "Tony Scotts unrealized projects" wikipedia page to include every will smith picture, not just Hancock and Gemini Man.

rewatching Inside Llewyn Davis and its remarkable how right he is about everything, how in-tact his integrity stayed, and how dignified his adventures are, where nothing goes wrong.

saw someone who was very vocally pro-warren/anti-bernie in 2020 post a pro-zohran meme and the worst most lizard-brained part of me wanted to reach out and be like "glad you figured out you were part of the problem man"

can someone just do it already

man i can't do the calvin and hobbes little raccoon storyline anymore.

anyone else having temu ads for a fucking gun

can i get a "hell yeag"

they shouldve stuntcast gilbert gottfried in a quiet place.

joinjng the war on migraines on the side of migraines

Stoner Kabob

they should make savory fruit

caroline in the city gave me very unrealistic expectations around the sort of income and free time artists have

halloween 4 is the peak halloween movie for its demonstrated aim of playing on suburban notions of terror. myers invades the home, proves not just the police but also the community defense wholly inadequate, and then at the end the surviving suburbanite gets to hit him with her car.

"have you tried making it fun?" and other helpful post-playtest questions

why did the IMF fund a sequel to The Crow in the year 2000

they should make a halloween movie from Michael Myer's POV. tell both sides of the story.

The New Scooby Doo Mysteries Guest Starring Carmac McCarthy

Elmore Leonard's New Scooby Doo Adventures

Listen to you, "Wahh I don't want another great depression" well too bad, my hands are tied. Weak men have to create hard times or else the meme doesn't work

Adam Arkin: truly one of the Oh That Guys of all time

drafts are for cowards.

more of the goosebump books should've been things dads yell, not just "stay out of the basement!". "don't touch the thermostat!". "turn off the light while i'm driving its illegal!". "you microwaved what?!". "why do you kids do the stupidest possible thing every god damn minute of the day?!"

what the fuck is the brewers god damn problem. fucking embarrassment of a team.

pizza so bad the mothman showed up to warn people about it

i don't care if its a garnish, if you put it on my plate im gonna eat it

going as anton chigurh for halloween so i can be the single most pedantic asshole at every party

Saskatoon should have a professional hockey team called the Saskagoons

Burgerhausin' by proxy

1/2 cup crunchy peanut butter 1 whole banana 1/2 pint chocolate ice cream 4oz sour patch kids 20mg THC gummies 1/4 sleeve thin mints 8 pcs cinnamon licorice or 16 pcs cinnamon gummi bears 1 cup milk + to taste combine ingredients in blender, blend until smooth. "The Pancreatic Defibrillator".

coughing blood into the hankerchief disease.... the silent killer

s p o o k y s e a s o n

watching the tape from The Ring on my phone so sadako comes out all tiny. squeeze through tbis iphone mini ya spooky asshole.

it always rules when you mouse over the actors' names on a tv show's wikipedia entry and all the photo previews look like they were taken at a crime scene

whys he called swamp thing if he's a green creature does he tap for black mana? is he golgari?

recutting 60s & 70s movies to play at double speed and overlaying subway surfer like content on one side, creating the nightcore cinema experience