Spotify DJ: Last week you listened to Lady Gaga for 240 minutes more than the average listener in the US. Like, just call me a slur lol

For all you Trekkies out there.

I spent pretty much all day on TikTok and I'm so mad right now. I hope everyone else who is pissed off about this remembers this next time it's time to vote

lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK???? me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD

Me: check out this new instrument, you play it by waving your hands around! My theremin: OOOOOoooo

“Tiny Tim, who did NOT log off”

CHRISTOPHER: hey you hear they found the guy flying these drones? SILVIO: oh yeah? CHRISTOPHER: turns out he’s Italian and when they caught him he said “OH! MAHDRONES!” PAULIE WALNUTS: [points finger in rage] this is fuckin’ serious! TONY: okay, settle down

I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes

You mean I can play the whole game as Ciri? Without mods?!

Really coming down to the wire on this one.

I watched all of Daisy Jones and the Six this weekend and I really enjoyed it. I hadn't heard anything about it before but it was a good study of complicated relationships set in the 1970s rock scene. Recommend.

Alright bring me Vanderpump mutuals I need to gossip

hello buckaroos i have been posting on twitter to say I AM ON BLUESKY SO FOLLOW ME but just realized i have not posted on here so HELLO I AM CHUCK TINGLE AUTHOR OF QUEER HORROR AND EROTICA. repost so i wont have so many buds saying 'when is chuck coming to bluesky?' bud ive been here since day one

A pencil sketch I did hella days ago when I was having a lot of feelings about Blackwall #dragonage

It's been a long time since I've drawn anything, but this game has me in my feelings lol #dragonage #veilguard

#veilguardspoilers Is the well of sorrows another shard of Mythal? If Morrigan has the well and what Flemythal gave her when she died, is she even more Mythal? If the Inquisitor has the well, is she in service to Morrigan? And what about what Solas took when he killed Flemythal? Make it make sense

I wrote the fic. End game spoilers for Veilguard. archiveofourown.org/works/60551899

Tricked by an oatmeal raisin cookie

Fine, I'll write fic

If I don't cave and romance Neve again it will be a miracle but I have sworn this round is for Emmerich

Starting Veilguard round 2. The beginning of this game is magical, when there's just a bunch of lesbians in a tower, and also Varric

I would be excited about a new story told in the Mass Effect universe, but not Shepard's story regurgitated for TV

I love Mass Effect more than most things and mark my words, a Mass Effect TV series is a bad idea lol

Where is the chantry? Shouldn't we be in the middle of a huge crisis of faith? #veilguard

I'm really enjoying Veilguard but there is a distinct lack of sexiness in the romance stories I've seen. Don't make me log into my AO3

I would like to be able to view the memories again by interacting with the statuettes in the Lighthouse, please #dragonage

I committed to Neve and her big lesbian longing energy

You're right, Stephen. Nobody cares. Next. #loveisblind

Okay Love is Blind, roll the supercut of unaired footage of Nick talking shit about Hannah that definitely exists

All right less buff Henry Cavill, are we going to pretend you didn't deserve most of what Hannah said? He looked for dry pasta in the fridge

The way I'd be escorted out of the Love is Blind reunion taping because of how loudly I'd be booing Ramses

And another time when a man is asked what he loves about his partner and the answer is what she does for him

So we're not going to ask Tyler about the time he said he didn't think those kids knew what he looked like? K

Okay Love is Blind reunion time. Periodic plea for anyone else to host this show.

23 hours and 37 minutes

2 dayssss

WRITE THE GARBAGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD FAM

I want Ilona Maher to have her own dating show, but like we need actually good men on it. Reality TV producers get at me I have ideas

We will be playing new dragon age next week

Besides the inevitable mage betrayal, I'm wondering what the gaggy companion sacrifice will be in Veilguard. Who gets left behind to set some kind of nightmare bomb off so the rest of us can escape and why is it Varric

I feel like I'm packing for a long trip, looking at my installed games deciding what gets my attention before everything else gets abandoned when Dragon Age comes out

Coming out of social media hibernation. Time to summon my community like Beetlejuice. Dragon Age, Dragon Age, Dragon Age

Yelling "boo, get off the stage" every time Trevor is on screen on the Perfect Match finale

Dragon Age!

Happy Wrestlemania to all who celebrate

Ppl who were scandalized by Saltburn need to watch more films

tfw you love javascript development but hate linked in

Bioware's cryptic teaser bullshit has always pissed me off but like it's just getting worse now