This is a dumb post, this is a dumb poster. The fact that there are so many dummies on my feed makes me hate them and wish they would check out. I don't have anything against dummies or morons, but someone posting this way is just unappealing to me

I don’t know what a xenoblade 1 cutscene is, but I know excellence in sound design when I hear it.

It's official, I'm back on my bullshit* *Bluesky

Pride Month may be over, but the pride never ends! Here are over FIFTY queer Adult sff books coming in the next six months! including releases from @nghivo.bsky.social, @tashasuri.bsky.social, @charliejane.bsky.social, @chucktingle.bsky.social and MANY more! ✨ 🏳️‍🌈 📚 🏳️‍🌈 ✨

cat: omg you’re home I have something I absolutely cannot wait to show you me: is it your butth— cat: it’s my butthole

Love the rebranding of @cbbworld.bsky.social to Comedy Dub Dub! I an I, Yah Mon

Seeing the general vibe around how done and dusted the libs are forever more, I'd like to gently remind folks of 2013 when labour was annihilated and reduced to 55 seats as the LNP soared to over 90. That was only 12 years ago, shit can change quick in a capricious world

EXIT LIGHT ENTER NIGHT

BREAKING: Dickson now dickless!

The ABC "we'll bring you the best election analysis with the best experts" proceeds to show Speers, Karvalas and Crabb the dumbest bunch of rocks outside fucken commercial morning TV

Love this www.outsports.com/2025/4/20/24...

Pope, and the far more action oriented sequel Popes

Welp, guess I gotta go watch conclave now to see what the rules are for the election of earth's no. 1 ranked Ghost whisperer

This is the kind of history we need right now

If a Linehan-identifying humanoid is occupying a humanity only space it is committing a violent act and you should kick 7 shades of shit out of it and leave it to choke on its own bile, blood and teeth.

Anyone talking about separating the art from the artist at the moment had better be talking about hacking arms off with a machete

I got my very own bluesky replyguy!

So it's come to this, rewatching 30 Rock for the 10th time and just plugging my ears when the transphobia happens

Pooping with the door open at home is the kind of behaviour that got us into this mess! And no, I won't tell you where this skleep was sklorted from - just asking me that is a breach of my privacy!

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

*yawns, stretches* wow it's so late, should prob head to bed *sees clock and it's not even 8pm* Daylight savings, you've fooled me again!

Listening to @thefootywithbro.bsky.social and LOVE the shoutout to trans day of visibility from Marnie and the gang. Total heartfelt gratitude for helping me feel like footy is still for me!

The convict country leading the 🌈 way once again❤️ Bigots who vilify LGBTQIA+ people, women and people living with disabilities now face up to five years in jail. Victoria 🇦🇺 passes anti-vilification laws, protecting LGBTQIA+ people. qnews.com.au/victoria-pas...

A tv show should always tell you what it's about in the title. That's why the show Dexter should have been called Deadster. Because of all the killings you see

Now that trans day of visibility is done I'm getting ready for trans day of INvisibility, when we all get together and pull various heists (casinos, banks, pharmaceuticals manufacturers and the like)

This is such bullshit - 100% he left this so he wouldn't have to face questioning about the govts stance on Gaza and also the anti Muslim sentiment running rampant in Australia at the moment. Poor headline editing too imo, c'mon guardian www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Burning my foot on a portable grill in memorium, RIP www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...

Wow, Gwen Stefani sucks you say? Well I never...

The Moby Dick fandom is dying. Retweet if you're a true Dickhead

Saying hello to my cat like a long absent friend when she comes into the room as if I didn't see her literally 30 seconds ago

The democrats rn

change of plans. feeling like I'm just gonna come to terms with my rusty cage

Mike's hard right... No left, LEFT!!!

Describe your account in one Simpsons image

For fucks sake it not about wealth it's about corruption and how selfishly politicians use legislation to enrich themselves! I don't know why I expect better from "Respectable TERF Weekly" but I do www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Goddamn the morning scroll is extra doomy today, each blsktwooeet is worse than the last!

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

Cat

87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room theonion.com/87-of-l...

Stockpiling pregnant horse piss for when being transgender becomes compulsory. Liquid gold!

Hannibal Lecter: why were the lambs screaming Clarice Clarice Starling (scrolling dejectedly): I mean have you seen the news lately Dr Lecter? (Shows Hannibal the top 5 trending news stories) Hannibal Lecter: oh dear god, those monsters!

Tired: there are 2 wolves inside me Wired: I'm inside 2 wolves (I was eaten by 2 wolves)

Sorry yeah, gotta go. Gotta get inside and take a load off (Poop)