I took an extra strength Tylenol and now my autism is pregnant

Tylenol is safe for children; Donald Trump rapes children. End of fucking story.

This is Radley. He's being accused of stealing a bag of bagels. That's ridiculous. He was just keeping this one warm for you. 13/10 please show some appreciation (TT: carrie.pietz)

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Living the best life... 😊 #dog #dogday #bluesky #animals

Speaking of voices under attack…can we be just as loud about Black journalists and comedians who are silenced, even by our so-called liberal outlets. • Joy Reid • Don Lemon • Melissa Harris-Perry • Tiffany Cross • Jemele Hill • Marc Lamont Hill • Karen Attiah • Amber Ruffin

I see a possible identity of the ICE shooter has been found, and the guy seems to be very online, so I'd be careful about taking anything at face value, especially memes and in-jokes.

Why Won’t Farmers Rebel Against Trumponomics? Because They’re Rich. The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.

Nearly 7 million views for ABC's official YouTube video of Kimmel's 28-minute monologue overnight. It is already the most-viewed Kimmel clip of the year on YouTube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

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This really cracked me up. Hahaha

Gupta: It is safe. That’s what the best-quality research shows. And how irresponsible, using the podium of the WH to put this out there when you’re not even offering an alternative. That is dangerous. An untreated fever is dangerous. Untreated pain in pregnancy is dangerous.

Reverse rapture south, wouldn’t that be reintarnation?

Great Story? Combat thats a chore? 7 out of 10 score? Silent Hill has never been so back.

I’ve been collecting DVDs again. The thrift stores are a treasure trove. Fuck streaming. I’m really to pull the plug.

This show is TITS!!!! Def go watch it.

People like to accuse me of not making anything useful, so I shipped my first ever SaaS to prove my haters wrong

Vote with your dollars.

Fucking GOLD. Pun intended.

As always,

Right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting owns all these local media stations and many others all across America. This is not journalism, it is scripted propaganda.

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

Buy her books cause they are fan-fucking-tastic. All profits go towards feeding her cats Pandora and Marble Cake. Do you REALLY want to starve her cats? (They are well cared for and are not starving.)

I gave my cat, Lady Isis, a bath last night. Everything I pulled out of referral was similar to that scene and spirited away. You know the scene.

Never expect Jimmy Kimmel of the Man Show to evolve into an outspoken empathic critic of Trump and his fascism. But here we are. Well done, Jimmy. Go out on top.

u ever think about how trying to hawk ur books/stories or w/e is essentially one introvert (guy who just wants to write) trying to sell to another introvert (guy who just wants to read). both parties are just, hilariously, the least equipped guy to be on each side of the equation.

I woke up to a fight with my Litter Robot. It says its bin is full. I call bullshit. I can’t trouble shoot until I get done with my rounds. I hope the small box in the bedroom can handle my cats load. 😣 💩

Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases

Before streaming or YouTube—there was cartoonnetwork․com, 📺 home to Flash games, clips of Ed, Edd n Eddy & Powerpuff Girls, + Cartoon Orbit battles. The site’s gone, but the Wayback Machine lets you time-travel back ➡️ web.archive.org/web/19981001... #Wayback1T

Well said!

If you see this, QTP with a movie that deserves a sequel 🎥 #filmsky #promosky #movies

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Look guys! Good news!

I don’t condone violence but… Utah Gov Spencer Cox called the shooting of Charlie Kirk a “political assassination” and for anyone who celebrated Kirk’s death to “look in the mirror” Ummm… and any Republican who calls shootings hoaxes, lies about them, celebrated the beating of Paul Pelosi, etc.?

Did you know this? 🤔🧡🤎🖤 #WednesdayWisdom #CatPeople #Cats

Only true 90s kids will know that 'nostalgia' is a combination of words meaning "homecoming" + "pain."

What a nice morning! I snuggled some of my favorite clients today. Ya’all know Nala the Chiweenie. Let me introduce Gizzy, the big orange boy kitty. Oh, and I EVEN treated myself to avocado toast. 😋

Greg Cipes says that he was fired as the voice of Beast Boy on Teen Titans Go! around February, accusing Sam Register of firing him right after he publicly shared his Parkinson's diagnosis.

You come for me like this, in my own timeline…

Why does Karma hate me so much? I hate myself enough. I’m stuck on the side of the road cause my car won’t leave first gear. I JUST got my oil changed and new front tires. Fuck me.

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I think it’s time to go back to Adult Child of Alcoholics meetings.