I'm going on vacation :) I'll be back on the 19th. Be good. Or bad. Whichever.

Last night I had a dream where I was in the forest and there were these oddly flat lizards that looked and sounded like frying bacon. I wasn't hungry in the dream, and I wasn't hungry once I woke up. Any one ever heard of what it means when you dream about bacon lizards?

I'm baaaaaack! #peplove #pepconnections #youdeserveit

Haaaaaah sorry I have been in a pocket dimension for a few months. I'm recovering from spatio-temporal dislocation and will be competent to navigate the material universe again soon!

I'm getting just a little bitty head start :) See you on the 14th! @>-;--,---

"Flow" won the Oscar for Best Animated Film ♡

SHOULD YOU BOOK A PEP CALL?!? ANCIENT ASTRONAUT THEORISTS SAY YES! #YOUDESERVEIT #ALIENS #PEPCONNECTIONS

[Pod Fic] Winding Road written by @deerlydepart.bsky.social as read by me 3hrs 44mins #charlastor #radiobelle #alastorxcharlie rating: explicit archiveofourown.org/works/615502...

watch out: there's a drug on the streets called "tagalongs". insanely addictive. this shit is everywhere. and the fucked up part is they're using children to push it.

Sound fun? Get yours :) #peplove #pepconnections #youdeserveit

Um...er...um... (From Valentine's day a few years ago. 😆)

Go on... Make yourself useful! #pepconnections #peplove #youdeserveit

We need to have a talk.

You know what you don't see anymore? Man buns.

Just a cool tiny landscape.

Hello darlings! My schedule is going to be a bit chaotic compared to the usual. Please do text or leave me a VM if you want to talk and I'm not around. We'll make it work. 😘

Happy International Fetish Day! What's YOUR favorite fetish? What's something you want to explore more in 2025? #internationalfetishday #fetsky #nsfwsky #fetish #bdsm #goonsky

Just realized I never posted a big version of my avatar pic :) Please enjoy this glorious vision of my @$$. You deserve it ;) #peplove #pepconnections

If you're worried about who is and isn't in harm's way in the LA area right now (and even if you aren't), this is a super interesting and informative map.

Lil slice of life for you :)

Such a lazy Sunday. Why even bother getting up? Just call me instead. #peplove #pepconnections

Are you sick of shopping for underpants only to find all of them are now made of plastic? YUCK! Try THUNDERPANTS. I got two pairs to see how they were and let me tell you ladies these are quality. Supremely comfortable and very well made. I'm sure they will wear well. thunderpantsusa.com

Happy New Year. I hope you had as good a New Years' Day as I did! "We sit together, the mountain and me, until only the mountain remains.” - Li Bai

This is a hilarious description. I don't like my candy *abusive*, I like my candy *sadistic* - I consent when I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH. What's your favorite candy? www.saveur.com/scandinavian...

The week between Christmas and New Year's is weird, right? For absolutely no reason at all I always feel like the world is holding its breath.

Lost my pet bug today. If anyone sees a bug let me know

I am pretty sure this site is some sort of wholly AI concocted abomination, since the supposed author has personally tried, tested, and reviewed 2,500 kinds of product in one year alone, but this was interesting on the surface. tempestbentley.com/shock-collar...

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

I'm sick. Go get me orange juice.

Daddy: You want food? I was thinking Ihop. Me: I was thinking penis. Daddy: You had penis last night!

Purging storage is weird. Ran across a box of beautiful inks and waxes, from back when people wrote letters. Rods, reels, fly tying supplies, from when there were fish in the rivers. Wrapped artefacts from aeons ago - or twenty years - still seemed to carry the scents of swamp coolers and monsoons.

Good morning ✨

It's Friday! Are you working from home, perchance? Then you can play from home, too. Let's have some FUN. After all, we deserve it! #peplove #pepconnections

TIL in Tang Dynasty China, poets would scrawl verse on the naked bodies of courtesans. Clearly the Chinese are the pinnacle of human civilization and we need to bring this back as soon as possible.

Did someone say COCK?

Just reviewing basic biology with this Great Courses vid.

I just had the most amazing chat with a new-to-me client. I seduced him in a bar, lured him to my lair, plied him with top shelf whiskey, and ended the evening with him [redacted]. Sound good? Try your own ;)

Cappezoli de Venere... the Nipples of Venus :) A few times every year I have the wherewithall to make candy, and it usually looks a little silly but it almost always tastes amazing.

Gonna jump on the Bluesky love train. I am here to post lewd material, for the most part, but a dog channel with a golden retriever avatar just followed me and that makes me feel amazing. The goodest boi wants a pet from me :)

Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

Lazy Saturdays are my favorite kind of Saturday.

The whole idea that we’re living in a simulation is not a deep philosophical idea about what could be, it’s a plan for what is being implemented

Everything's better in bulk, baby!

Do not hurt spiders. Some need space. They are Frenz.

Okay so this is a new account and I'm new to this platform. Where are all the pet jumping spider people? I need my fix.

My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean