Be sure to leave a glass of milk and Swiss rolls out for the Judge tonight.

The miracle never happen.

Who gave me covid again, come on, I just wanna talk. 🤧

stolas discovers the cost of living crisis 💸 #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

My father is in hospice and has been looking for me, apparently, and I only know this because a social worker found me via my cat’s gofundme last year, and now I have to navigate all of this and probably work on getting a therapist again. Neat. 🙃

Someone at this catering gig thought I was a fresh early twenties, got bless them.

It’s fine, everything is fine, just as long as my rent stays cheap. 💀

Today’s soup is creamy veggie & dumpling, because it’s cozy time weather.

I’m gonna make SO MUCH SOUP. WE LOVE SOUP

🔫&🦄 #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossBlitzo #Blitzo

Oh my god what did I do to my back. 💀 I can hardly move.

All set up and ready for My #retro #ExtraLife #gameday #marathon stream. Going to get some sleep. Hopefully I'll see everyone tomorrow

Apparently it’s singles day? I got an email with a coupon code that mentioned it. But like, that’s every day for me anyway so where’s my daily sale? 😎💰

I had a dream where someone wrote of me missed-connections style & described me as “fat ass, flippy hair” and even fully awake I am still laughing about it. It’s not *wrong* lmao.

Fuuuuuck all of today 💀

Halloween is over which means I spend the next two months hating the holidays. 😤

I need a heated blanket or something, I am FREEZING and tiny cat cuddles are not quite cutting it lol

Congrats T&T, you're all growed up and ready to adult.

Y'ever have to listen to your whole leadership group discuss a technical issue, and cringe knowing they sound like your parents trying to use a smartphone? hahahahaha...

Repo the Genetic Opera is on prime apparently and I’m gonna watch it and I’m gonna enjoy it, ya naysayers.

Another fall passing by where I don't do any of the fun fall activities. :') I managed my time and plans poorly this year.

NewCo transition is going as wonderfully as expected (which is not at all), and today I find out my insurance premium is gonna be more than double what I’ve been paying. Everything is LOVELY~

How did I drop sixty dollars on baby shower shit good lord

I ate too much Chinese food for dinny and now I got a food baby 😵

Hey brain, be real cool if we could stop playing out things that haven’t even happened and like, let me sleep instead. 😒

If Godot asks you how you like your coffee... probably best not to answer him. #NationalCoffeeDay ☕

Just finished dinner. @midtiergaming.net is here to discuss/recommend some #boardgames for #spookySeason Join us twitch.tv/jay4370 We may not get through the whole pile.

The best part of Hades II full launch is I get to romance Moros all over again.

Gonna need whatever keeps spookin’ our resident skunk to STOPPPP this is two nights in a row it stanky

Agriculture doesn't just happen in rural areas. Cleveland has a growing urban agriculture sector, driven by entrepreneurs like Trey Williams, CEO and founder of Hood Honey. Great to see his work highlighted in Signal Cleveland. signalcleveland.org/im-trying-to...

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I (finally) updated all my bills on my bill tracker, AND I balanced my checkbook. I'm basically unstoppable now, obviously.

HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒 Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️ Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...

I depression-napped half the day away, oops. 🥰

My semi-regular bitching about service fees being ALWAYS RIDICULOUS for concerts/live events. 😒 anyway i got tix to see @bbnomula.bsky.social lmao

I have no (solid) idea what I did to go from "dearly beloved" to "dearly despised" at my office but I certainly wish those involved would just tell me, so I could either correct myself or double down. 😅

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Hayley and I got to see the giant rubber duck! Best first trip to PIB ever.

I'm pretty sure this is a baby Tawny Frogmouth. It's my spirit animal of the day.

He's on a quest. :3

Apparently been ghosted by someone who made a big deal of saying how much they liked me, that I'm pretty, etc. and while that's fine, wasn't dating the person, my self-esteem is back to rock bottom so catch me drinking alone on my couch tonight. 🥴

Buc-ee the only one for me, fr fr.

how I feel since 2016 or so

lol my first ex-bf just got married and meanwhile here i am:

South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

05😈short #helluvabossfanart

They built concentration camps, made it legal to send ppl to countries they aren’t from, made it legal to denaturalize citizens after only a CIVIL case, which doesn’t require a lawyer, just a judge, and they’re deputizing Florida national guard to BE the judges. Premeditated ethnic cleansing.

Not me using a bandaid to keep the fallen press-on attached to my finger lmao

@spidergweb.bsky.social So like... how much money do I need to pay you to mail me AX merch lmfao