my tiktok fyp is speaking to me like the green goblin mask

🥚🎄 IT’S TIME

Sorry to go Boomer Mode but I was 30 seconds into a skincare tiktok before the person was like “and I’m turning 27 soon, so-” nope, absolutely not. you have nice skin because you’re IN YOUR TWENTIES, show me to the grown folks please!!! If you’re in your 20s, your “skincare secret” is LINEAR TIME!

me and @samhaft.com 2 years ago today

it’s a testament to its wildly sticky gameplay loop that I have only played a couple hours of megabonk but I’m thinking about it constantly

In which our terrific interviewer @tasharobinson.bsky.social gets me talking about Lord Of The Rings and I involuntarily start word-vomiting about Eru Iluvatar singing existence into being and how that ties into the worldbuilding of Hazbin Hotel 👇

Vox and Lucifer face off in a two-part rock number, and Sam Haft and Andrew Underberg discuss working with Jeremy Jordan and Christian Borle.

Had a lovely time yapping at Rachel!

Vox in this headline just makes it funnier imo 😨

I am a HUGE fan of Meat Loaf’s collaborations with Jim Steinman and that’s just part of my creative DNA - but the ballad in my head was actually Love Led Us Here from Muppet Treasure Island

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the pain of being a Highly Media Literate Individual who *adores* discourse but also someone who will inherently be seen as biased by those who disagree and empirical by those who agree because I work on the show 😔 this is like a Greek myth punishment lmao I WANNA PARTICIPATE YET I MUST NOT

I just happened upon this tweet (uhh ‘bluesky post’) and want to clarify that I said Stolas was more Morissey-coded because, like Morrissey, he’s a sadboy dork who loves so hard it’s actively causing him brain damage. I’d argue Blitz is Smith-coded (surly grump who loathes everyone he doesn’t love).

I'm not sure there's anyone on the planet who deserved to celebrate the defeat of Andrew Cuomo more than Lindsey, who had unimaginable amounts of courage in coming forward and continuing to push until he suffered actual consequences for sexual harassment thrilled for her

True story lmfao. I was basically like “oh don’t worry I got you, bud” hahah @samhaft.com

That was such an amazing time 😭

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idk how niche this is but as a visible online creator there needs to be a very deliberate line between ppl who have a social relationship w you and ppl who have a *para*social relationship w you. you can have some wonderful and lovely interactions with the latter, but you should never muddy the two.

whoa @samhaft.com @vivziepop.bsky.social #Haztober

who else is on GTFOOMB-tok 💀

not to doomer on main but is it perhaps Time To Leave

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I think it definitely should get a release, though it’s not up to me! And the incredible S1 score was entirely the brainchild of @gooseworx.bsky.social and Evan Alderete (does he have a bsky?)

HUGE news!! We told you it was coming, and here it is! @spindlehorsetoons.bsky.social x Atlantic Records join forces for the Helluva Boss (and future Hazbin Hotel) soundtracks! Helluva S1 drops Sep 10th with some VERY special bonus tracks! ⤵️

They built concentration camps, made it legal to send ppl to countries they aren’t from, made it legal to denaturalize citizens after only a CIVIL case, which doesn’t require a lawyer, just a judge, and they’re deputizing Florida national guard to BE the judges. Premeditated ethnic cleansing.

Hi, pardon me, hello: mass protest in the face of fascism is a great idea and in fact the only thing that works to actually combat it. anyone saying otherwise is an idiot. sorry, i cannot anymore with this shit. do the fucking reading!

matchin this tall gal

NOT BAD

supporting jk rowling is funding transphobic legislation.

figured it out, don’t worry I’m gonna Have That Shit On 🫡

just realized I’m gonna have bright green tour hair at the AMAs ceremony😩 how tf do I build a red carpet outfit around that

Today is a double-voting day for the AMAs so I’m reminding you one more time that you can vote for Hazbin Hotel *daily* thru May 15! Thanks so much!

Burning questions? Ask em on Tara’s post! ⤵️

🚨✋ SO as you might know, the Hazbin Hotel S1 Soundtrack has been nominated for the AMAs. This is a *fan-voted* award, so YOU guys have the power to make us win! You can vote **EVERY DAY** at VoteAMAs dot com AND by commenting #SoundtrackHazbinHotel on the AMA's voting IG post.

Vegas was nuts and I’m wiped the fuck out but thanks so much to all who came and got prints and songbooks, and came to our Saturday show!

Let’s do this @lvlupexpo.bsky.social

my endorsement for any democratic presidential candidate who promises to send the entire DOGE team to prison

i know it's been said many times but i really can't get over how transphobia literally rots people's brains until they're slobbering and obsessed with gametes and chromosomes and don't realize how insane they sound. it's like a zombie virus

Fuck JK and Fuck the UK Supreme Court.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1947

ordering shrimp cocktail by saying "i'm going to krill myself"

about 90% of culture war grievances is literally just people with nothing happening in their lives getting mad that other people are not as unhappy as they are

Being American rn does sometimes sorta feel like playing a quick time event in a game where you’re waiting to hit the ‘pack it up and bounce’ button at the little green zone between the rapid encroach of fascism vs the logistical and financial difficulty of emigrating!

what do I wear to my concert at Weebcon?

A while back I asked to get verified on TikTok and was told that they wouldn’t do it while I had this profile pic and asked me to change it. Anyway I’m still not verified and it’s still my profile pic. love wins.

just wanna say that if you’re the person who gave me a Beyblade at Galaxycon Richmond, my son and I just unwrapped it and played with it together so I’m putting out into the universe that, while I will happily accept your fan art and bracelets, I will also VERY enthusiastically appreciate beyblades

As a great man once said

Happy #TDOV! I’m celebrating the way I do every year… 🧵👇

happy trans day of visibility to my trans siblings. i am so happy you're here and i will never stop fighting for you. there has never been a world without trans people and there never will be.

The arrest and detention of Mahmoud Khalil—a green card holder whose wife is eight months pregnant—is a blatant assault on the First Amendment and a sign of advancing authoritarianism under Trump. He must be released now.