The most insane cheese pull ever on a buldak, ft. tummy

Tell me your pet's name in a gif.

Sure

I mean it

St. Catharines bitches are 2/2 for getting to the finale, only time ive felt proud of my hometown lol

John Smith

Celebrate Epiphany/Día de Reyes by flicking the bean

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

Hairy boys with a stubby cut dick and big balls Thats it. That's the skeet

Merry Christmas you stupid bitches, I love you

Everyone say goodnight to my tiny daughter

Not the kind of chocolate starfish I normally eat on vacation but still pretty good

It’s curry weather

Calling my cock this from now on

Im actually intensely curious

Come out Soraya, we just wanna talk

I know it's nothing I have control over unless I see it directly, but if you're transphobic, racist, misogynistic, or a Republican, I don't feel like you deserve to have access to me. I don't want you following me. I don't want to see your comments. You've violated the social contract, leave.

Sorry I went through your old pics to like your nudes. You have a great dick and I wanted you to know

I'm going cunting. I'm the cunter

Did...SOMETHING...and ended up with a sewing needle buried to the hilt in my foot, just because Monday wasnt already shit

Yes im autistic, how could you tell?

Found this ridiculously cvnty photo of me at Halloween taken by a bar photographer and thought yall would enjoy

Literally, either post alt or shut the fuck up

Not even as a horny thing most of the time, im just nosey lmao

If you look like this please IMMEDIATELY DM me

Everyone thats investigated and/or prosecuted predators will tell you that this is how it always is. They talk about it so fucking openly because - surprise! - it goes all the way to the goddamn top.

I put the L in Montreal.

Never once been jealous of New York but I am currently researching a spell to swap mayors

the thing you gotta understand about it, if you're a youngin, is this guy basically WAS the president. the iraq invasion, no child left behind, widespread deregulation which led to 2008 financial fun right as my generation was entering the workforce... it rules so much that he's dead. I hope it hurt

As annoying as 6 7 is, I have to admire it. Its brainrot of the purest kind. It means literally nothing, just pure mass psychosis. Impressive.

Well I guess its time for Montreal to see just how fucked up things can get

Despite makeup that would NOT set for the life of me. I think I managed to salvage it

I showed you my claws, please respond

The Jocktober day with the books is funny as hell because I know for a fact most of you bitches cant read

Watching Buffy for the first time. S4 was my least fave so far but it was fun watching Buffy basically take out the big bad by going into the Avatar State lmao

Petition to change this week's #fcf to #halloweener

Everyone post your best, most prominent, leaves little to the imagination, VPL. Im trying to see something

WAIT the vid length increase means I can finally post the miitomo video

A Little Sip Of Coffee For Scolipede Please? A Little Sip Would Not Hurt Scolipede. Please Put Cup On Snout For A Little Sip For Scolipede Just A Little Taste

Help I've recently developed a debilitating addiction to the song Money from Cabaret

Still reeling financially from the strike so if someone were to gift me Legends ZA I would literally break my 8 year bottom hiatus for you

Stubby fat dicks on stubby fat men are the best and I will not hear otherwise

Im late to the Diane Keaton Is Dead discussion but she defended woody allen so fuck her

Happy second anniversary to this lovely human that somehow has put up with my dumb ass for 11 years 💕

Alright degenerates, tell me your most diabolical Halloween "hear me out"