Same shit goes for CP and every other public postal service (still holding out hope against hope that Royal Mail can get out from the thumb of Thatchers corpse)

Just realizing now that I am the gay double income uncle

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Literally fucked so much and so hard at the disco I hurt my dick lol

"Its not gonna suck itself" Ok but like, what would it look like if it COULD

Ass w/ balls from the back pics just go so hard

...what're you staring at? See something you like, buddy?

Gay bullies be like "cute foreskin NERD, did your MOMMY make it for you"

Canada's Drag Race All Stars giving me moral dilemmas

Men whose balls are bigger than their dick are so hot

My sweet baby

Theres not shit to be proud about, why tf are you all celebrating

If Canada wins Ill bottom

I would live here omg

Switched up my curl routine to very insanely good results

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

Got stretchered out of work with chest pain and been in the hospital since last night (dont worry, they've ruled out very serious things) and need some cheering up so send whatever you feel like

Dallas Green or Karla Homolka, if were counting fame AND infamy.

messy bear frotting with two cumshots ;3

"Wuthering Heights, featuring music by Charli XCX" was not a sentence I thought I would ever hear

Happy SuperbOwl day

Just got bounced from my first music festival ama

Hair did

Bears with stubby wieners and nice balls >>>>>>

My dick is now called Buffy the Vampire Slayer

The most insane cheese pull ever on a buldak, ft. tummy

Tell me your pet's name in a gif.

Sure

I mean it

St. Catharines bitches are 2/2 for getting to the finale, only time ive felt proud of my hometown lol

John Smith

Celebrate Epiphany/Día de Reyes by flicking the bean

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

Hairy boys with a stubby cut dick and big balls Thats it. That's the skeet

Merry Christmas you stupid bitches, I love you

Everyone say goodnight to my tiny daughter

Not the kind of chocolate starfish I normally eat on vacation but still pretty good

It’s curry weather

Calling my cock this from now on

Im actually intensely curious

Come out Soraya, we just wanna talk

I know it's nothing I have control over unless I see it directly, but if you're transphobic, racist, misogynistic, or a Republican, I don't feel like you deserve to have access to me. I don't want you following me. I don't want to see your comments. You've violated the social contract, leave.

Sorry I went through your old pics to like your nudes. You have a great dick and I wanted you to know

I'm going cunting. I'm the cunter

Did...SOMETHING...and ended up with a sewing needle buried to the hilt in my foot, just because Monday wasnt already shit

Yes im autistic, how could you tell?