2026 Traitors too!

Heated Rivalry/Pluribus closing 2025, Pitt/Industry opening 2026. 🥰

The Pluribus Hive has Yeerk Energy iykyk.

Can't stop thinking about this from @mattbelloni.bsky.social. Would love to see Sony's paid media spend breakout for Anaconda, which probably looks incredibly "old school" (ie lots of linear TV, radio).

/plays Jade "It Girl"

Can't wait for the Heated Rivalry boys to be invited to upcoming awards season events and watch fellow actors being Not Normal around them. Going to be adorable.

Not mentioning the actual reason they reformulated is because the EU banned Cyclopentasiloxane is journalistic malpractice. www.vogue.com/article/arma...

The craziest case in the Brooklyn courts, involving power broker Frank Seddio and $2 million in missing escrow money, keeps getting crazier. Yesterday, two more judges recused themselves, bringing the total judges who have been assigned the case to FIVE.

Keep thinking how in The Brutalist they used AI to fix Adrien Brody's accent (Academy Award-winning role), when there are guys like Connor Storrie putting in the hard work.

A Male Major League athlete is finally going to come out because of this TV series, right?

Yes the injection dots are funny as hell, but not enough people talking about the crayoned eyebrows.

"Cuomo isn't Jewish, Adams isn't Jewish, Trump isn't Jewish. But they all are delighted to weaponize antisemitism, to weaponize Jewish fear, against Muslims especially." Jewish Democratic Congressional candidate Brad Lander. My full interview with him: zeteo.com/p/meet-the-p...

CTRL+F "illegal" = 0 @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/w...

Well this is an insecurity I didn't know about.

I Just Shazamed: All the Things She Said by Harrison www.shazam.com/track/631037...

Kinda into this evolution of doxxing being documented on TikTok.

Act III is revving up.

One of today's subway antics: Had to yell at a teenage French tourist to use the pole to steady herself because she kept banging into me where I had surgery. 😔

8171 similar issue.

Are they Gen Z Justin/Britney? Oof.

Gen Z romanticizing early aughts Williamsburg needs to be paired with subways with no countdown clocks, buses with printed schedules that were never adhered to, and Metro Line/Northside Car Service because taxis wouldn't go there and Uber didn't exist.

But Avatar currently has no box office to speak of and KPOP Demon Hunters is a Netflix movie...

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social also needs to do something about these Auntie Anne's trucks charging $10.99 for a single pretzel.

Me, often.

Today: Final Hours! Tomorrow: Extended!

Note: Canal Street bag vendors cater to MAGA Long Islanders and tourists. It's peak "let's take a trip into the city" time. Watching ICE terrorize these vendors in front of that crowd.. yeahhh.

You hate to see it.

Crazy things going on on TT Livestreams:

Bonded with a fellow straphanger that the specific L train car (8138) consistently smells like farts.

Obsessed with people hibernating their turtles on TikTok.

My bleak prediction: Schumer will retire before his term is up to get Hochul to appoint a centrist ala Gillibrand tagging in for Hillary. They're too cowardly to allow democracy appoint a leftist.

Opened with real estate shop talk. 🤌

This couple on the subway were affectionately calling Chicken Caesar “Chicken See Zee" and I now cannot unhear it.

Also this is not a coincidence!! #Katseye

😔

trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

Someone get me Katseye tickets plz 😖.

banner day for woke 2

I have never felt more patriotic

remember 'only Andrew Cuomo can handle Trump'

Happy Zohran Humiliation Ritual Day to all

He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy

Remember: the only way to save New York City from Donald Trump’s wrath is electing Andrew Cuomo.

Trump can clown on Schumer, Jeffries, and most Dems because they're boring pushovers. Zohran is charasmatic, popular, and doesn't bullshit: qualities Trump admires. Obsessed with all of this.

Related: Golden crushing the two new Stephen Schwartz Wicked songs at the Oscars is going to be delicious.

UES OBGYN that doesn’t accept health insurance blasting Wicked Soundtrack (not OBC) at 10AM in the waiting room. 🫠

There's something so adorably Extremely Online Millennial about this 🤌🤌

Click for the family portrait alone.