I'd pay a lot of money to see this and that probably doesn't speak well of me

I was the only person in the One Battle After Another VistaVision filmdork-filled theater who laughed at the Set It Off joke. We are losing our sacred texts.

"I never stood with Bibi."

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

Made my dad buy the OG for $39 on sale at KB Toys. I was too young to understand why it was so cheap (it had been discontinued), but I definitely fucked up my retinas playing the hell out of Mario Tennis.

The Two Genders on full display on the TL today: Immaculate Grid v. Oh Mary!'s Jane Krakowski casting

trump’s makeup artist hard at work before the big press conference

Starting at about 50 minutes, this is pretty remarkable.

My TikTok algo is people clowning on cops and it is Good.

heh

The sour cream and onion chip bag is somewhat less tracable.

Here's the clip from Hulu's "Godfather of Harlem" S3E3 featuring a cameo from former mayoral aide Ingrid Lewis-Martin. @manhattanda.bsky.social revealed that she got this role thanks to the Argentos, who run Broadway Stages. In return, Lewis-Martin stopped safety improvements on McGuinness.

One of my fave facts is despite that Nike contract, Serena is not wearing a Nike Sports Bra because they're trash. In this pic it's a German brand, Maaree.

Lmao they’re being indicted for bribing Adams to kill a bike lane.

None of the hip bagel shops make eggs.

Can't think of a recent example where a cable network removed its iconic visual branding and it ending well.

It's incredible how terrible Marketplace becomes when trying to sell an object (ie a video game console) that Men want.

Offloading video game consoles on Marketplace and "gently used by an adult woman (me) - no kids" I think is a nice touch.

Why is no one is bringing this up? Open the schools. Apparently FDR, Reagan and Eisenhower too.

Every day we’re seeing new photo dumps of Mamdani surrounded by New Yorkers excited to meet him while Cuomo’s team is paying people from central casting to appear in staged videos shaking his hand.

Doctors that work for insurance providers should be stripped of their medical licenses. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6HTWtWp/

Buy a TV. This isn't cute.

Getting in a screaming match with a cabbie in the monsoon (he pre-emptively shut the meter off and wanted to dump me in the middle of the street - not my destination). Another sign.

Well, the government is currently preventing me from fleeing the country.

My fave film critic. Someone hire him!

I'm so happy this will be with us for seasons to come. Us OG fans have been sweating way too long for this to catch on. Last time I remember this truly happening (obvi on a much bigger scale) is Breaking Bad.

This Guy

Again, I cannot stress enough how much of NYC politics (but especially Brooklyn) is just the same 7 or 8 people committing comically inept types of grift while going after things like "bike lanes," all while the city becomes increasingly unaffordable. The🧵 by NKD provides some much-needed context.

Was excited to try Danny and Coop's (their sis spot Angelo's is the best cheesesteak in Philly) with @itsamemikey.bsky.social alas they do no modifications (no onions plz), which makes no sense given custom ordering is iconically a Philly Cheesesteak thing (wit or witout). 🤷🏼‍♀️

Love to be spoiled on this trash show by Brad Lander. FWIW I'm a few weeks behind.

Is there even any staff there at this point? This is disgusting, especially after their 20th anniversary. This was one of the best sites on the internet and now it's beyond a shell of its former self.

The series is actually good but walking by a Next Gen cast member in pink yoga clothes is another sign I made the right decision.

Just booked a full price transatlantic business class seat on @britishairwayteam.bsky.social, only to be told I need to pay ~$130 for my seat. What the fuck is this shit?

Had to stop reading a few paragraphs in because I was cringing so hard. The levels of people Not Getting It are truly unmatched.

In case you didn't know, the BQE is literally an expired highway.

With public opinion and politicians *finally* shifting on this, can we drill Cuomo relentlessly on this ala the (extremely disingenuous) Mamdani/intifada BS. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/05/n...

This is a TV show that exists in its second season on Apple TV+.

No CTA on this Queens Boulevard billboard.

Welp. The Fantastic Four IMAX sound masked the Earthquake. 😥

Rethinking my life.

I feel like TikTok should suspend whatever Hawaii-related promotion they keep pushing in their UI.

Update: they never notified me the Paperwork was completed. I had an errand to run in the area, and whaddya know it was ready.

People adding text boxes over shapes, wyd???? (besides driving me nuts)

The @mta.info should run more buses.

Also shouldn't we have gotten some sort of Emergency Alert texted to us? I shouldn't have found out from Citizen, which I begrudgingly still have on my phone.

Someone check on Uncle Gussy's for me.

Messing with aspect ratios of images in decks - why?

Adams knows he can't win but is working this grift for as long as he can. And why wouldn't he? He already escaped consequences for doing exactly the same thing.

Well, having watched it in the first time in forever, tonight's South Park episode will undoubtedly be The Discourse for the next two weeks.