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Your best pal with autism said a prayer and Tik Tok banned THIS video for violating its community guidelines. Meanwhile, Trump cheers Mueller’s death. Go figure.

Don’t blame me. Blame the autism

Trump is not helping his anxiety

stealing from Reddit

Your best pal with autism speaks out about Minneapolis

Your best pal with autism has words for Donald Trump regarding his response to Rob Reiner’s murder

Max has words for Hasbro

This will be Trump in three months.

Beshear: Let me be clear. The president has both the funding and the authority to fund snap during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.

💔 Fred Guttenberg whose daughter died in the 2018 Stoneman Douglas High School shooting

Sure he was on The Today Show, has gotten a million views on Tik Tok, and was the subject of a story in People, but it’s been non-stop My Little Pony around here. #mylittlepony

Your best pal with autism got some serious press coverage. people.com/brides-broth...

Your best pal with autism is plagued by demons

Max is at No Kings Bucks County

Spend the morning looking for utility poles with Max, your best pal with autism

‘Birds of a feather’ RAPE children together…👇 Remember that.

Bill Maher on Bill Mahera

Here is why AOC will be the next Senator from New York

Fuck RFK

Your best pal with autism reminds you that it is autism awareness month

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Trump did

Looking for utility poles again

Ethan Hunt should have watched more 1960s television

Congrats @meidastouch.com !!! www.newsweek.com/meidas-touch...

So Trump is selling citizenship for $5 million but he’s trying to stop congestion pricing in New York City?

“On second thiught, maybe murdering and kidnapping wasn’t a good idea.” www.nytimes.com/2025/02/24/w...

Your best pal with autism explains MAGA’s buyers remorse

Blumenthal: "What world is he living in? It is not only contrary to the facts and the truth but utterly despicable. A disgusting betrayal of a country that has bled and fought and died for freedom ... the president's surrender is pathetic and weak."

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

Your favorite pal with autism has the solution to Trump

I keep saying Dems need to do a daily briefing on Capitol Hill and fill the void, fact check the WH. Hire Pete Buttigeig and give him a staff to do this.

Proud to be one of the 350 rabbis signing this statement — an ad in the NYT today and a declaration of our values. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... For more—and to sign— go to saynotoethniccleansing.org

The “Genocide Joe” folks who sat out the election now have a President who openly called for ethnic cleansing in Gaza, as you should have known had you listened to this guy

Your best pal with autism weighs in on Dog Man and My Little Pony. Enjoy.

This is what a true hero and leader looks like.

Well we all shine on Like the moon and the stars and the sun www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Your best with autism weighs in on Elon Musk’s Nazi salute

Remember- you can buy an electric car from someone who is NOT a Nazi. You have a choice.

this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer

Max weighs in on Trump's final term. Enjoy!

Happy New Year! I often get asked why I was let go from the cast of Knots Landing back in 1982. This tape should finally explain it. @thedonnamills michellelee #joanvanark #tedshackelford #knotslanding #happynewyear

Nothing to see here. Just a thunderstorm in January. In DC. In January

OK. Now do "Max Does Las Vegas Autism Style."

Max has post holiday blues

Happy Christmas from your best pal with autism. #autismawareness

Of all my Christmas cards, this one from 2002 is my favorite. It combines the DC Sniper Shootings (with Police Chief Charles Moose), Bush’s War on Terror, and A Charlie Brown Christmas. Hope it brings back memories of a simpler time when lunatics shot randomly at people from a sniper mobile.