Albert Square is open, the fences are gone!

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Kate King making content again.

Each day we stray further from god's light

thomas poppers says hi.

I have no interest in this man’s problems

iykyk

It's only force majeure if it comes from the Majeure region of France. Otherwise it's just a sparkling shitshow.

Would genuinely join the Polari A-Ball kickstarter, but they are made from animal collagen (the connective issue between bones 🤮). Girl, I’ll just shit on him instead.

I assume you all were a pleasure to have in class

Low key obsessed with Santos Bravos.

Someone called me daddy today.

“Real allies owe each other mutual support in times of struggle, but not blind obedience down a reckless path.” The Nobel Peace Prize Committee could do the funniest thing.

We have rocks, thousands upon thousands of rocks.

The mirrors in my gym are such a flop.

Going to a queer venue takeover at Factory tonight

gm.

four time Academy Award nominee…Timothée Chalamet

Dropped the remote

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So happy for Sinners and its 16 noms!!

i’m hosting

Thomas Poppers likes to cuddle when it gets cold.

gm.

This enormous woman will devour us all!

Tengo dos boletos, chico

A thread of things straight cis white men think are gay, number one: reading a book

please can I be back in Italy sipping beers and munching crisps on the beach. check the metrolink tote too

Pre-screening all tops with this before they get to touch this candy

Every gay owns a sparkly aubergine Christmas Tree bauble and thinks they are wacky 🤪🤪 (it’s me, I’m every gay)

Me every time I buy something.

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

If you work 9-5 and get an hour for lunch, but you book the afternoon off as half-day. What time do you finish? 12:30 right? (my husband thinks otherwise)

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Got tickets for Lily Allen performs West End Girl

normal country

New Rosalía album coming

🍂 autumn ft. @christopherstephen.bsky.social

Lucky to watch Perfect Blue at the cinema tonight, I think I love it even more.

Holy shit, look what I did! musicaltheatrereview.com/west-end-pre...

Any Berlin recommendations please? 👀 Been before and done the big touristy things - vegetarian food recs appreciated too!

I need Oh Mary! to come to the West End 🥲