This enormous woman will devour us all!

Tengo dos boletos, chico

A thread of things straight cis white men think are gay, number one: reading a book

please can I be back in Italy sipping beers and munching crisps on the beach. check the metrolink tote too

Pre-screening all tops with this before they get to touch this candy

Every gay owns a sparkly aubergine Christmas Tree bauble and thinks they are wacky 🤪🤪 (it’s me, I’m every gay)

Me every time I buy something.

What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/

If you work 9-5 and get an hour for lunch, but you book the afternoon off as half-day. What time do you finish? 12:30 right? (my husband thinks otherwise)

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Got tickets for Lily Allen performs West End Girl

normal country

New Rosalía album coming

🍂 autumn ft. @christopherstephen.bsky.social

Lucky to watch Perfect Blue at the cinema tonight, I think I love it even more.

Holy shit, look what I did! musicaltheatrereview.com/west-end-pre...

Any Berlin recommendations please? 👀 Been before and done the big touristy things - vegetarian food recs appreciated too!

I need Oh Mary! to come to the West End 🥲

Planting bulbs for Spring.

Not “The Substance” Poppers 😭

happy labor day to all you workers and parasites

‘When I suggest there is a possible contradiction between his anti-immigration activism and the fact he attempted to smuggle a group of immigrants into the UK in a van for financial gain, she says: “I don’t know about that so I can’t comment”’. manchestermill.co.uk/manchester-f...

well waddayaknow www.ft.com/content/4a6d...

They should make Loops for your nose

Hole pic on main

It’s my birthday next week FYI

I will continue to use men’s toilets, I will continue to play football with cis men, and I will remember the names of every single Labour activist (particularly ones I went to uni with) who campaigns for a party that wishes to confine me to my house.

How did 3M’s “forever chemicals” end up in all of us? Sharon Lerner reports the inside story of the corporate scientists who discovered—then helped to conceal—the dangers of its chemicals.

If I could move to Spain for just a few years I think that'd fix me.

Primavera 2025

still convinced that If It Wasn’t For The Nights - ABBA is the greatest pop song ever written.

hapi prid

Obsessed with this sign outside a house in Gran Canaria - translates: “Here, the cat is in charge.” Look at the lil smile!!

🍄✨stream Cabin Fever✨🍄

Hello! I’m Christopher, this is Thomas Poppers (he’s gay) 🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛

Dom Daddy with all his twinks

Spotify changing their app layout and putting that ‘Create’ button in the bottom right is making me consider ending it all.

🥺 I’m just a

Happy 40th Anniversary to us today! Out to lunch later to the new Italian restaurant in the village to celebrate so here’s a few photos of us over the past 40 years. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

everywhere in Spain right now is a dark room, and pretty soon gelato stands will have to give out ice cream for free. I see zero negatives with their situation.

STREAM ✨ SELF ESTEEM ✨ 💕 A COMPLICATED WOMAN 💕

We’re practically twins omg

#TodayInQueerHistory April 1 (1943) Willem Arondeus and others are arrested for attacking the Amsterdam Civil Registry Office to thwart the Nazis from tracking Jewish people and other targeted communities (see March 27). Arondeus said of his actions "Let it be known homosexuals are not cowards".

M-O-O-D-Y you know I’ll be moody for life.

How I feel walking down the street listening to Killah - Lady Gaga (feat. Gesaffelstein)