NOT CALLING PENALTIES IMPACTS THE GAME JUST AS MUCH AS CALLING PENALTIES.

This story is incredible. Please release more bees during cop encounters. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

We went down a Grimace rabbit hole at the library one day for reasons I can't remember and that guy has a crazy history.

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

"your honor that could be referencing any pedophile, rapist, and traitor in that room"

Short-handed Ryan Miller shut out. 🎉

Haha, *the* second the power play ended. Amazing.

Weird night to fall asleep on the couch after work and then to try make sense of literally anything that happened during that time.

Every school in America is going to need to build a ballroom.

I’m going to wait to post until one of their books comes out and tells what actually happened tonight.

I will say one thing for AI slop; it has radically increased my appreciation of shitty art. Like maybe it lacks creativity, maybe the execution is unskilled, maybe the motivation for making it was commercial, but damned if a human being didn't think of and create it with their own mind and body.

I didn't think it could get funnier than the Pope being weak on crime, but dang, "If ICE isn't allowed to do it, neither is Gritty" is pretty good.

It's National Library Week if you want to celebrate by say, buying something off my summer reading wish list. I know, it sounds made up. It isn't, I promise! (Packages already started arriving today. Thank you so much! ❤️)

The yellow helmets are making these Penguin jerseys look way worse than they are, I think.

I've generally been a defender of superhero movies, but this is stupid. Write a movie that viewers can walk into a theater and understand. Come on.

I'd really forgotten how terrible/awesome this is.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE SABRE

Is guitar elbow a thing? My forearm and elbow hurt when I play. 😭

You guys, my heart is not ready for this. #sabres

I'm going to assume you can buy quality sunglasses for much less money that doesn't even have the Meta AI on it. Seems like the best way to not use Meta AI really.

I'll get into the why in this thread, but I'm just going to start with the ask. I'd love if you'd help me give the wonderful kids and families in our under-served community the kind of summer reading they deserve. Something for all budgets! 1/ www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

What finally made me blow up my Facebook was multiple church adults I grew up with praising this hypocritical dipshit as a great Christian leader.

Gullible is the absolute kindest interpretation of this and most likely not one Graham deserves. He's a two-faced hypocrite who likes being near power.

Ugh, the Bruins? I'm still sick of those guys from 15 years ago.

Completely unhinged, but the accusation that the Pope is weak on crime did make me laugh out loud. *And* terrible for foreign policy? How did that guy get elected? 😂😭

Once again

Every single one of the astronauts who went to the moon and back on Artemis II was educated at a public school. Thinking of the teachers who poured into Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, Christina Koch, and Jeremy Hansen tonight. You helped send a kid to the moon! 🌕 💛

i wonder if she used all 100 tampons

I recently saw a Reddit post where the poster was wondering if librarians are upset when you return materials late. I currently have 32 items checked out, 23 of them are overdue, two of them are so overdue they've been billed to my account. So you know what, you're doing great.

Only the Trump administration would think they could threaten a Pope from Chicago.

As someone who knows absolutely nothing about how the Catholic Church works, this is an incredibly interesting thread. Also, JD Vance is a moron.

Just hear me out: maybe the problem with Vance is that he is just colossally stupid.

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

Do I have to have seen the first Artemis to watch the new one

this is the first time in my life i can point to the moon and tell my cat there are astronauts flying to it

CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

Pope Leo on Palm Sunday: “This is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war. He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying: ‘Even though you make many prayers, I will not listen: your hands are full of blood’ (Is 1:15).”

She was cooking with "the four types of child are brave, smart, evil, and miscellaneous."

Does anyone in the Buffalo area have a roofer they like and/or trust?

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I'm about this close to blogging again. (Not really but I don't understand what's happening here.)

Great question! If there's not crust on the top and the bottom, also not a pie.

I cannot say this loudly enough. If there is no crust it is not chicken pot pie.

Is it a giant wooden horse

If you need an old school Internet ridiculous thing to watch, I don't know, this really made me laugh.

Gotta assume this TSA agent absolutely loves that this ICE agent is getting paid for this.

Listen, I will go to my grave insisting that if goalies take a penalty, they should sit in the box. Think about how funny that would be, come on!

Well, this has turned out to be a fantastic time to fly to Minneapolis for a work conference.

The Sabres are ridiculous what even.