Oh, my gosh I still talk about Henry Cavill like, loading his punches. Very handsome. Also, good for this kid hauling off on a jackass.

Jesus has an opportunity to do the funniest thing, while also making a fucking killing on Polymarket.

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

How do you not enjoy people having so much fun if nothing else? So good.

Whew, so close to a touchdown. Don't know what we would have done.

I've never paid any attention to Drake Maye until tonight, but I do not like anything about him including his name. He looks like every jackass football player in every movie ever.

Man, I just love Brandi Carlile.

I'm a tiny bit sorry that I blew up my Facebook friends before Super Bowl Sunday because the now annual outrage about the halftime show is one one of the few things I found 100% funny rather than infuriating and I'm sure this year will be extra funny.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

They hit him so hard rings popped out like Sonic

I was under the impression that Samuelsson was a defensive d-man, but he's scored TWO (2) goals TONIGHT.

this is exactly right. "popularism" in practice amounts to an abdication of political leadership!

I'm going to try Story Graph again, but I need more friends. If you want a Story Graph friend, please let me be your Story Graph friend.

Today I helped dig, push, and steer an elderly patron's car out of our barely plowed parking lot because librarians really do help with all your needs. (The system rents this building so the plowing is on the property owner. He's not great at it!)

i'm being flip but when i think about the guys who are gassing preschools and putting children in camps and killing people both on and off camera--complaining about WHISTLES--i understand why dante was like no, we need way more kinds of hell. at least nine

I often tell adult readers complaining about being in a reading slump that the answer to their problem is a great middle grade book. This book, which was my personal pick for the Newberry medal, is perfect. I think a lot of adult readers would really enjoy it. It's so beautiful.

🙌🙌🙌 Yay libraries!

I was on School Library Journal's Mock Newbery Committee this year, and we collectively chose UNDEAD FOX OF DEADWOOD FOREST for the medal. ALL THE BLUES IN THE SKY and POCKET BEAR for Honors. (My personal vote subbed in THE TROUBLE WITH HEROES instead of POCKET BEAR.) Let's see if we're right!

Yesterday I helped 4 separate families make photocopies of all their asylum papers and passports so they can have them on their person at all times without losing their only copies. Just an absolute hellscape.

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.

On one hand, I want to believe in a forgiving God. On the other hand, I want all these people to burn in hell. My God.

I wish I knew if we were going to be closed tomorrow or not so I knew how late I can stay up trying to get Mario to bounce up these stupid freaking walls.

"Job went bankrupt" is leaving out *quite* a lot of important information. Also, Leah was ugly?! 😂

Flip those tables.

I'm a casual football fan at very best, but I think it's at least a tiny bit because every game I get invested in involves a discussion about what is or isn't a catch in which the people who should know what is or isn't a catch usually disagree. It's amazing.

Ugh, football is so stupid.

Let me tell you, marrying into this is bullhonkey. 😂😭

Josh. You don't need the kazoo, buddy. You can do this.

The only way the Bills can win this is if Josh Allen can defeat Josh Allen

Catching up on Sabres stuff from last night and holy cow, Teppo has not aged a single day in 20 years.

Wow, that was really fun. And Thomas Vanek getting teary-eyed about the Sabres Hall of Fame? Come on. That's good stuff.

EEEEEEEEE! THANK YOU, SHELBY.

Everybody please send me any photos or videos of Hank that pop up, please and thank you.

❤️❤️❤️

Well, I've gone from "got myself nominated for city branches union rep" to "got myself elected as city branches union rep." ✊

Oh my gosh 😂😭😂😭😂

Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up

Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.

Not an exaggeration: The scene where Bruce acts like a rude drunk to get everyone safely out of the manor and one guest tells him that the apple has fallen very far from the tree? Gut punch. I'm heartsick just thinking about it.

Are you available today?

Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

This is a public service.

You guys, I'm going to a conference in Minneapolis in April and it's going to wrap up just in time for me to go to the Twins home opener! Huzzah! New stadium unlocked!

In addition to them just completely missing the point as usual, Sauron's security wasn't even good enough to stop two Hobbits.

Again,

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.

I hadn't seen a photo of Gavin Newsom in a while and forgot how much be looks like when the Joker disguises himself as a regular guy so he can go through airport security

Most public libraries erase personal circulation data as soon as you return a book and this is exactly why. We can't give the government/law enforcement information we don't have. 🤷