I wonder if it hurts Trump at all that Epstein, who he was so much in love with, thought him a piece of shit. #trump #epstein

In Victorian times it was seances and table tapping, now it’s tapping a phone screen to talk to a Safeway savers version of yer dead gran.

The thing about living alone is that you never just find chicken pakora. If there’s chicken pakora there, you know it’s there. You put it there.

Scottish archaeologists, game designers and writers have collaborated to publish an illustrated book exploring the lives of the Picts, following a successful crowdfunding campaign

Hi Bluesky, God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny. Thanks, God

New! After eight years of waiting, they're online! See London's unbuilt motorways as even their planners never could in our amazing, immersive Ringways Map, hosted by the amazing SABRE Maps. It *might* be the best thing we've ever done. #ringways

Waking up on Guy Fawkes day to the awesome news that Mamdani won has shown me that the universe does still have a sense of humour. #mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

I went to work today, did yoga, did cross stitch and put the bin out. This is absolute peak performance.

Rita Levi-Montalcini Won the Nobel prize in 1986 for the discovery of nerve growth factor.

Finally find a job I’m qualified for, but it’s morally reprehensible. Le sigh.

I didn’t understand that I was supposed to think that the thumb was my nose.

Got caught doing a good deed for my neighbour and this really can’t continue or my reputation will be in tatters.

Whispering into the Bluesky void how sad I am and how pointless this all is. #existentialism #nihilism

Two years now. Still wasn’t worth it. But at least I can now clearly experience my shit life. What a win. #addiction #recovery

Can probably get in at least another half hour of crying before bed.

Glorious.

Once again thinking about how much easier writing would be if i had library access to more e-books and journals. Maybe instead of pumping money into AI bullshit, institutions could radically increase library budgets!

Or, it has finally occurred to me … were they both buttholes and surfers, buttholes who surf, if you will.

The Andy Goldsworthy exhibition at Edinburgh’s Royal Scottish Academy is great fun.

Going to the supermarket to buy food to sustain another week of an existence I don’t want and don’t have any enthusiasm for. #nihilism #existentialism #existence

I need to decide if I’m going to read something, write something or watch something.

Just a weird meander through our comparators for darkness. Words have a way of taking on their own meanings over time, but it's interesting to be reminded of the things to which they referred. Making the topic as plain as a pikestaff! 😉

Just had an argument with someone about whose turn it was to bring the shite banter and actually it was pretty decent banter so we both failed.

Are vol-au-vents extinct? #buffet #partyfood #snacks

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Advocating for ‘trans rights’ is advocating for all humans to present themselves as they see see fit. If you think that should be taken away from anyone, remember someone is capable of thinking it should be taken away from you.

Oh well, that’s ok then!

She was so gassy that with just a gentle tummy squeeze you could play her like a novelty accordion.

Émile Cohl’s Fantasmagorie, the first animated cartoon ever shown to the public, premiered in Paris. It’s a landmark moment in film history, yet almost no one outside animation circles knows his name.

Pete Doherty at La Belle Angele last night. @peter-doherty.bsky.social

I’d pay cash money for a chilled bottle of 1990s sunny delight right now.

I want to be whelmed. Not overwhelmed, not underwhelmed, just a usual amount of whelming please

The proposed construction of a bigger ballroom at the White House brings to mind the huge scale architecture projects of fascist Italy and Nazi Germany. www.thecollector.com/what-did-fas... #trump #fascism #architecture #white_house #ballroom

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I keep having that dream where I experience things and I hate it

The Scotch Abernethy is the most criminally underrated round biscuit of all time. #biscuits

It's wild how for the longest time, we've lamented about returning to the "wild west" era of the internet. Didn't think we'd get there as a result of insane internet censorship.

Somedays you’re the butt and other days you’re the plug. You just never know.

thequietus.com/opinion-and-... for anyone who missed it, @keithkahnharris.bsky.social review of Ozzy's last appearance.

What the fuck was going on with Frankie Furbo?

Thinking about the time I asked my mate what he got from the takeaway and he said ‘boxes of various foods’.

The existential torture of sex without orgasm.

If they give you a big enough bit, you can hit them with the flat side of it.

I'd kinda fit it in the same category as Peppered, which came out a couple months ago and is ostensibly a platformer but mostly it's an excuse to meet weird characters and be involved in multi-choice (story-branching) comedy skits. And I honestly really like games that do that! They're just fun!

#toys #toyphoto #toyphotography

I haven’t seen a breadstick this century. Are they extinct?

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How long before they put the ICE detainees to work for slave wages or less, like they do with other incarcerated populations? #ICE