Mmmmmmm banana for dinner

Sometimes my foresight is so good that I feel like I have the gift of prophecy

These weed gummies say to not operate heavy equipment after eating one, guess I better not crank it then

My bud is open for commissions still if yall are interested

Maybe us environmentalists should start acting the part then

I have a fucking gray hair in my beard!?!?

I forgot to post this yesterday but CHIITAN FUCKING LIKED MY POST

Opening for Commissions for completion next week! I have a couple to wrap up this weekend but after that I’m taking colored sketch commissions! Headshot: $50 Bust: $75 Full body: $95 Simple Background: +$35 Complex Background: +$100

Colored sketch for @vernum.bsky.social Gonna open up for more colored sketches soon!

This is what I look like in my natural habitat btw

Check out this sick commission I got from @meatsnacks.bsky.social based off an irl outing recently where I took them to a pitcher plant bog! Behold Y in their full glory

Feeling kinda useless today :)

Just a PSA for anyone that might need to hear it. You don't have to pretend you care about trans people anymore, its ok, you can watch the new harry potter slop! You can give up the ghost and admit you dont care about transgender people

Being gay kinda sucks cuz you see hot ass men all the time but you cant engage cuz like 99% of them are straight

I need bred by a strapping farm boy

Queers that like Harry Potter, eat Chick-fil-A, and shop at Hobby Lobby are all sus as fuck and feel very akin to class traitors in my opinion

Y'know, not to get too nsfw on here but sometimes I see people on here posting pics/vids of their dicks and they look so dry and sad and its not attractive. Put some damn coconut oil on it once in a while or something

Not sure if I posted this pic but Im craving attention

It's Macro March, where is all the festive macro art? I'm STARVING

The trans NB employee fired by Chili's for being trans worked at their Rosemont, IL location. For all the furries out there, this is across I-90 from MFF Y'all might want to avoid Chili's & Maggiano's, especially when MFF rolls around later in the year. I'm sure there's better places to eat out at

Straight up DILFing it this pm

I saw a group post this and have to say that it is amazing.

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image) Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts) Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

Girl same Nutty & fruity, soft & juicy, premium quality coyote

just a reminder that we do still need to string this guy up like mussolini

They scream “only two genders exist!!” But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨ No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Can we just break out the guillotines? If we use the numbers I see, they made $717 billion in 2025. They literally paid less than 2% in taxes I make $45,000 annually and I have almost 10 times the tax burden as fucking Amazon

Sorry but mailmen are hot

For some reason my high blood pressure meds' side effects have been getting worse, Ive been getting pretty dizzy and my back is killing me

The decline of right wing cultural production is just due to the fact that they don’t like culture, they like the signifiers of culture, ie “classic sculpture means white people are better.” They don’t like art at all except for this purpose. They don’t even like the nerd stuff they whine about

These cats have more robust public transportation infrastructure than 99% of americans

Got my hair permed again yesterday

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

The alternator on my car died, it's gonna be $710 for parts and labor. Glad I had a bunch saved up but ugh

In 1966 the wealthiest man in the world had a net worth of ~$9 billion in today's money. Meanwhile today's wealthiest man has a net worth of ~$800 billion. Can we start taxing/eating them now?

Your reminder to never subscribe to anything on an Apple product.

The 2nd amendment has been warped by conservatives to the point that it only applies to the right-wing. As soon as the left peacefully exercises their right they become armed terrorists that must be eliminated. We saw it with The Black Panthers and other left wing groups. And we see it now in MN.

Funny how quiet the NRA is after agents of a tyrannical government shoot and kill a law abiding citizen exercising their second amendment rights. It's the exact scenario theyve been screeching about as a hypothetical for decades 🤔

A local bud of mine has been having a tough time. Help em out if you can

At what point is an armed mob considered a justified and appropriate response? Cuz I think we're there

Im high Ignore the lizard Look how tiny these gummy bears are??? They are not weed gummies, dont worry

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

Does it bother anyone else when someone posts like the most milquetoast, conventionally attractive gay man and are like "would"? Like ok? You want a pat on the back for wanting to fuck a model?

I think what sticks in my craw most is thinking about the election and people saying it didn't matter cuz Harris was just as bad. +This attack on Venezuela +~600,000 dying/will die from USAID cuts +Off shore concentration camps +The ongoing massive consolidation of wealth Is that really true now?

I need furries to google what mistletoe looks like. Im BEGGING