Dan, formerly of pantless fame
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“Fuckt*rd” - Tim Shipman, Chief Political Commentator, Sunday Times
long-time followers of the channel may remember that time the bbc portrayed a tory chancellor as superman
about 12 hours ago
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not to be a party pooper but I really think you’re all putting way too much on how much normal(ish) people will care about the hypnoboob thing
about 15 hours ago
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“it’s important that the bbc reflects the views of real brits across the country, so please welcome our new director general tommy robinson”
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17 days ago
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Sara Gibbs
about 2 months ago
You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.
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Hahahahahahahahaha get fucked Atletico
2 months ago
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round
3 months ago
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Beat Arsenal in objectively the funniest way possible and now this, I could cry
3 months ago
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once again - Brits don’t hate Trump’s policies, they just find him a bit gauche
7 months ago
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Jake Grumbach
7 months ago
your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast
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Cops can’t be bothered to prosecute people snatching phones out of pedestrians’ hands however if I accidentally drop a crisp packet a drone strike will instantly blow me to kingdom come
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7 months ago
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I’d tell this prick to fuck off and join the Tories if I didn’t know he’d wear it like a badge of honour
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7 months ago
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7 months ago
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Don’t cry because United squeaked through. Smile because a United-Spurs final will be the funniest thing we watch all season.
7 months ago
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a distraction it may be but he’s still a human fucking being you besuited bag of offal
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7 months ago
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definitely fallen out of love with capeshit over the last few years but I am sorry to report that the Daredevil finale is Very Good
7 months ago
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late-stage brain melt caused by spending all day scrolling through TradWestChad69’s twitter timeline
https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c
7 months ago
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I thought left-leaning folk liked censorship when it came to cringe individuals and groups? weird
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7 months ago
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Julianna 💎
7 months ago
I don't begrudge people who still vote for them or even still hold membership (hell, allies holding membership could be good for when the next leadership election comes along). But don't kid yourself you're changing things from the inside if you support the current leadership
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Jamie McKelvie
7 months ago
This is where your Harry Potter money goes
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fuck this rabid terf island 👍
7 months ago
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and he’s probably right!
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8 months ago
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I’m hearing - accurately - that trump take switch
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8 months ago
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The updated portrayal will have her bribing Edmund not with Turkish Delight but a fuck off massive line of ket
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8 months ago
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Tattoos by Doug Hardy
8 months ago
Lmbo
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I am starting to think that we may have a “insane right-wing authoritarians in positions of huge influence as respected newspaper columnists” problem
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8 months ago
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The OBR was created and continues to exist for the sole purpose of allowing George Osborne to inflict his economic ideology onto us forever free from the constraints of such silly things as elections
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8 months ago
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ceej
8 months ago
I will never "subscribe to the Atlantic." I am afraid of sharks
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“A labour govt will be better because it’s labour, obviously”
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8 months ago
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the word “can” in terms of the Dems doing literally anything to move against anyone in Trump’s fan club is doing the most heavy lifting possibly ever
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8 months ago
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Matthew Whitfield
8 months ago
precisely this, and the more likely they are to talk about ‘real people’ beyond the Westminster bubble the more they reveal their own worldview to be painfully limited by their own experience and the experience of those they WhatsApp every day
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My god this is fucking bleak
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‘The prison system is insanely broken’: a climate activist on his experience in jail
George Simonson says you learn about society by seeing how it treats its prisoners – and jail has strengthened his belief that change is crucial
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/mar/19/climate-activist-experience-jail-prison-uk
8 months ago
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me: sorry I can’t make it friend: are you gonna spend all evening watching th- me: the fish doorbell yeah
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Dutch ‘fish doorbell’ becomes unlikely online hit
Rolling coverage of the international stories of interest to our readers
https://www.irishexaminer.com/world/arid-41596186.html
8 months ago
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly
9 months ago
I wrote this on young men, and why we need to stop lying about why they're easy prey for reptiles like Andrew Tate.
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
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Séamas O'Reilly: We need to stop lying about what makes lost boys such easy marks for cons
Economically depressed young men are aggressively targeted with the oldest, most seductive pitch there is — money for nothing — by bad faith actors with enormous wealth
https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-columnists/arid-41592826.html
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voters of the governing party hate biden more than hitler and we’re supposed to take this country seriously 👍
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8 months ago
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behold, the most Linkedin one-two of post and comment your eyes will ever be subjected to:
8 months ago
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sorry who exactly is dividing the American centre/left’s focus on resisting Trump because clue for you it rhymes with Fuck Truemer
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8 months ago
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@sentimentbot.bsky.social
call me a woke menace
8 months ago
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It helps, when trying to understand Wes Streeting as a concept, to remember that his whole political career has been trying to own the uni leftists who didn’t want to hang out with him
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Experts criticise Streeting for saying mental health problems overdiagnosed
Health secretary’s comments that too many people are ‘written off’ prompts warnings against stigmatising people
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/mar/16/experts-criticise-streeting-saying-mental-health-problems-overdiagnosed
8 months ago
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there are jd vances everywhere for those with the eyes to see
9 months ago
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Afternoon
9 months ago
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>five eyes >six members are they stupid?
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9 months ago
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The Nucky Thompson of Going on My Phone
9 months ago
Groimes it siz I down’t owe innything
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Michael Caley
9 months ago
football is the dumbest and the greatest sport
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ROBBED THEM
9 months ago
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Printing this out and framing it btw
9 months ago
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Do you ever just feel like a stuffed 17th century rhino
9 months ago
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