long-time followers of the channel may remember that time the bbc portrayed a tory chancellor as superman

not to be a party pooper but I really think you’re all putting way too much on how much normal(ish) people will care about the hypnoboob thing

“it’s important that the bbc reflects the views of real brits across the country, so please welcome our new director general tommy robinson”

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

Hahahahahahahahaha get fucked Atletico

round

Beat Arsenal in objectively the funniest way possible and now this, I could cry

once again - Brits don’t hate Trump’s policies, they just find him a bit gauche

your child will toil valiantly in the factory. it will be masculine. it will restore our national character. it will make america great again. oh my child? my child will run a lucrative rightwing podcast

Cops can’t be bothered to prosecute people snatching phones out of pedestrians’ hands however if I accidentally drop a crisp packet a drone strike will instantly blow me to kingdom come

I’d tell this prick to fuck off and join the Tories if I didn’t know he’d wear it like a badge of honour

Don’t cry because United squeaked through. Smile because a United-Spurs final will be the funniest thing we watch all season.

a distraction it may be but he’s still a human fucking being you besuited bag of offal

definitely fallen out of love with capeshit over the last few years but I am sorry to report that the Daredevil finale is Very Good

late-stage brain melt caused by spending all day scrolling through TradWestChad69’s twitter timeline https://www.wsj.com/politics/elon-musk-children-mothers-ashley-st-clair-grimes-dc7ba05c

I thought left-leaning folk liked censorship when it came to cringe individuals and groups? weird

I don't begrudge people who still vote for them or even still hold membership (hell, allies holding membership could be good for when the next leadership election comes along). But don't kid yourself you're changing things from the inside if you support the current leadership

This is where your Harry Potter money goes

fuck this rabid terf island 👍

and he’s probably right!

I’m hearing - accurately - that trump take switch

The updated portrayal will have her bribing Edmund not with Turkish Delight but a fuck off massive line of ket

Lmbo

I am starting to think that we may have a “insane right-wing authoritarians in positions of huge influence as respected newspaper columnists” problem

The OBR was created and continues to exist for the sole purpose of allowing George Osborne to inflict his economic ideology onto us forever free from the constraints of such silly things as elections

I will never "subscribe to the Atlantic." I am afraid of sharks

“A labour govt will be better because it’s labour, obviously”

the word “can” in terms of the Dems doing literally anything to move against anyone in Trump’s fan club is doing the most heavy lifting possibly ever

precisely this, and the more likely they are to talk about ‘real people’ beyond the Westminster bubble the more they reveal their own worldview to be painfully limited by their own experience and the experience of those they WhatsApp every day

My god this is fucking bleak

me: sorry I can’t make it friend: are you gonna spend all evening watching th- me: the fish doorbell yeah

I wrote this on young men, and why we need to stop lying about why they're easy prey for reptiles like Andrew Tate. www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...

voters of the governing party hate biden more than hitler and we’re supposed to take this country seriously 👍

behold, the most Linkedin one-two of post and comment your eyes will ever be subjected to:

sorry who exactly is dividing the American centre/left’s focus on resisting Trump because clue for you it rhymes with Fuck Truemer

@sentimentbot.bsky.social call me a woke menace

It helps, when trying to understand Wes Streeting as a concept, to remember that his whole political career has been trying to own the uni leftists who didn’t want to hang out with him

there are jd vances everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Afternoon

>five eyes >six members are they stupid?

Groimes it siz I down’t owe innything

football is the dumbest and the greatest sport

ROBBED THEM

Printing this out and framing it btw

Do you ever just feel like a stuffed 17th century rhino