Trump hasn't been slapped in the face enough. He fears no consequences for his awful actions.

We were walking through Amsterdam. There was this nice looking woman, talking with a worker (he had a safety vest on, she had a notepad). They were talking about the public park they were improving. Me: "It's going to look fantastic!" She: "Thanks!" Never leave your positivity at home.

Here's the thing. She didn't want to talk about the Trump Epstein files because the DOW was over 50.000 Thanks to Trump's illegal distraction war with Iran, the DOW dropped below 50.000, so everybody expects her to talk about the Trump Epstein files. Makes sense?

Our cat has a funny ritual when we get back from holidays. She stays at the in-laws. She will call it for us, but she won't come to us. We have to go to her, … and she goes away. She really missed us. This evening she rested on my chest and licked my face. She doesn't normally do that.

Are the incompetent women in the Trump "admin" being replaced by incompetent men?

They should build Trump's library on Epstein's island. We already know what type of person went there.

Oh, the irony. This is in The Netherlands.

I was tempted to do an April's foolsday prank on my family, but I didn't. My most adult thingy ever.

Ralph!!!! 🙃

We went to a classic dinner and I tried to order a sunny side up. Waitress: "Sorry, but we're out of gas. We can't do eggs." Later, I heard another waitress explain there was a gas leak in the area. I thought the unnecessary illegal war was affecting my unnecessary fast food. Not yet.

Street vendors in Amsterdam were screaming that Trump is the greatest American president ever. I'm not quite sure whether, or not, they were serious* *They were not

I showed this graph in class yesterday on how measles cases in the United States plummeted dramatically after the vaccine was licensed in 1963. It’s not subtle and I could not resist observing: “This stunning design in measles cases was not thanks to vitamin A. It was not due to beef tallow.”

Crazy, but true. Dutch poster from 1936, warning against Nazism. "Dood", in Dutch, means "death".

Imagine naming a library after someone illiterate.

We found Jesus. Finally

Natural climate solutions can deliver a host of benefits for people + nature. So what’s holding them back? A new @science.nature.org-led global study analyzed >500 projects across 137 countries to identify 46 implementation barriers. Turns out, most aren’t scientific or ecological—they’re human!

Crazy story. A woman at work unexpectedly became a grandmother. Her daughter thought she had appendicitis. The time between appendicitis and baby? Half an hour. The daughter is nineteen.

I had to laugh so much I cried. My brother told me a story about an antique he bought once in Teheran, decades ago. Back in Amsterdam, it was not really antique. This reminded me of a wedding gift from my first marriage. An antique clock. An antique quartz clock. It said so on the face of it. 😂

I heard a Palestinian message this morning: "Israel is making war against babies and children." I thought: "That's the way to do it. Babies and children can't fight back." I'm against the Palestinian genocide, by the way.

Republicans in full panic mode are bombing Iran.

There are no gods. Nonexistent gods can't have children. That's only part of the problem. The other part is unchecked capitalism.

Putin. Putin has long term goals, and he has worked on them for a long time. As there was no pushback against his 2014 invasion of Ukraine, he launched his 2022 invasion. He was surprised there was pushback. Trump I had no consequences for Trump. Trump II goes further and faster. No pushback?

The combined power of Trump voters, and not Hillary voters, shot themselves in the foot in 2016. The combined power of Trump voters, and not Kamala voters, have been sawing their other foot off with a rusty blade since 2024. Stupid one. Stupid two.

The illusion of freedom. Paraphrasing George Carlin.

I couldn't stand the guy in the eighties. How dumb do you have to be to not see he's a braggart?

A billion a day doesn't keep Trump awake?

I was listening to a podcast. The expert had a funny stop word: "You know" He said it all the time, "you know". I was thinking: "No. I dont know. You're the fucking expert." You know.

Hard to say if maybe I’ve been thinking about work too much but the other day I misread a sign in the ladies’ room as “fermion hygiene products” 🫠

Never in recorded history has a four-year-old found his father’s loaded book and accidentally killed his younger sister with it. BUT WE BAN BOOKS NOT GUNS #guns #violence #BookBans #NaziAmeriKKKa #fascism

Conservatives only conserve the status quo. They don't conserve the earth, which is weird as there's only one livable planet in this solar system. There's no planet B.

She doesn't look upset at all.

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders. Aluminum is an ADJUVANT. It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine. That’s it.

need to watch more porn, improve the standards

Somehow I'm reminded of the time someone tweeted "Bernie should be forced to give away 90% of his birthday cake" and someone else replied "that's how birthday cake works when you have friends"

There's a proposal for archery rewards. Our club: "Could we accommodate for vegetarians?" One guy: "They can swap their rewards if they want." Me: "I think we should take them into account." Same guy: "We did. They can swap their rewards!" We want archery to be inclusive and shit.

I bought an expensive sandwich at Schiphol airport in Amsterdam. There were tipping options. Servers in The Netherlands are well paid. Tipping is for extraordinary service, not for sliding sandwich into a bag without napkin. And I'm cheap.

A blackhole talking to his doctor: I dont understand how I've gotten so heavy...I've been eating light.

As a distraction from the Trump Epstein files, I was thinking that one of the first things I do in the morning is saying goodmorning to the cat. One of the last thing I do at night is saying goodnight to the cat. That's all. Please continue.

At this rate of spending, the whole country will be bust.

If these rich and powerful men aren’t being held accountable for the rape and trafficking of children, what is even the point of our laws and society? Why bother? Pull the fucking plug, we are done.

Yes, she discovered that CO2 retains heat. No, she did not warn against global warming. Arrhenius warned about global warming in 1896. He actually thought that was something positive. The man who discovered that CO2 retains heat was Tyndall in 1859, three years after Foote. Different method.

Dancing is about having fun. I danced with gorgeous women. I danced with not so gorgeous women. I danced with women who knew how to dance. I danced with women who didn't know how to dance. All in good fun. The most surprising dance was with a gorgeous woman who beamed at me to invite me. Wow!

I'm not an expert, but I believe all his disgraceful comments since forever are beneath the dignity of the office. When the fuck will you guys impeach the prick? He should have been disqualified for office since the Access Hollywood tape.

That's one stunning foto Michelle.

my family crest is an “out of order”sign

If true, truly Gestapo.

I'm not subscribed to Truly Asocial ™, so I missed Robert Mueller's death announcement.

Cool + not cool thing happened yesterday. Not cool: We were ten+ minutes late. Cool: 30+ people waited for us before starting. They could have, and should have, started without us. This is the type of attention I don't want, to be honest. To compensate, we were the last to leave.

Trump is a distraction machine. Release the Trump Epstein files!

Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris.