Coming to KCMO on October 2nd.

What poster did you have hanging in your room as a kid?

I'm sad. I feel awful for Charlie Kirk's poor kids. That's a trauma they didn't earn that will live with them forever. And I'm sad about a further episode of political violence in this country. It didn't start with Kirk. I wish there were a way for it to end with him, but I fear there is not.

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

From now on, we play exclusively in the rain. #Sportingkc

Watched Thursday Murder Club on Netflix. They had to drop a lot of side plots and characters to fit it into a single movie. I'd have preferred a miniseries. But the casting was delightful, and I overall enjoyed it, just not quite as much as the book.

Overheard today at the grocery: There was a long red streak on the floor - clearly some paint or something had been rubbed off as a heavy container was dragged through the aisles. A small girl (4 or 5?) shouted loudly to her mother as I went by. "Mom, hurry! I'm following the trail of blood!"

Growing up as a kid in the 80s, I was very familiar with the song "Oh Yeah" by Yello. But I had never, until today, seen the video. And now I'm wondering how I missed this insanity at the time.

Like many, I'm struggling with how I feel about celebrating this 4th of July. But I was reminded today that you can be really furious at your government and still know that there is a lot to love and fight for in the country. Anyway, I saw this display today and thought it was a good thing to share.

Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

I passed a section of road being maintained but the Christmas Law Firm. I'm sure this is just the owner's last name, but I love the idea that they're a firm that handles only Christmas-related cases. This could be the setting for a very silly movie.

Right by Rosehill Elementary. I'm glad school wasn't in session.

What did you think was going to be a big deal when you were young, but it turned out to be a non-issue for your adult self? Most people say "quicksand," but I really have to go with "ring around the collar."

THEY'VE DONE IT! #SportingKC defeats the LA Galaxy 1-0 and becomes the first team in MLS history to win a game without registering a single shot. Unbelievable. But a win is a win!

Why did they hold Memo on the sidelines for a minute?

We talk about how society created an impossible standard for what women should look like and the damage that dynamic has caused. But we don’t speak about how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles single handedly established the image of a slice of pizza in the world we could never achieve in real life.

If you're not following @garethpjones.bsky.social on here, you should be. He's a talented writer who is wonderfully goofy and also might just write you a song someday.

These books would make for a great classroom teacher read (and the kids would definitely want to check it out themselves afterwards to see what other paths they could have taken).

With all that's going on, I'm trying to derive as much joy as possible from the little things... AND BOY AM I GONNA ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF DUKE MBB BEING REGULAR SEASON ACC CHAMPS. #GTHC #DDMF

Former #SportingKC defender Andreu Fontas has announced his retirement from professional soccer. He will be formally honored during a halftime ceremony at SKC’s MLS home opener against the San Jose Earthquakes on Saturday. Fontas spent seven seasons with SKC from 2018-2024.

My dog enjoys running ahead of me when I'm going down the stairs, and then turning right in front of me on the step I'm about to take. And then getting offended that she got stepped on.

Other than everything, I am fine.

We are at a "feels like" temperature of -10 F here in KC. My kid is begging to stay home, because apparently walking 30 seconds from the car to the school building is just too much to handle.

"That's stupid." "What is?" "They form over oceans. #Cyclones. Iowa State should be the tornadoes instead." "That's your issue? The mascot?" "Obviously." "Their opponent is a kangaroo. From Kansas City. I'm just saying, nobody wins here." #vss365

Me to husband: Looks like KU has it in the bag. Him: I will divorce you.

Bluesky has officially reached Lisa Frank levels. I believe 50 million will be Thomas Kinkade.

If you see this, post with one of your comfort shoes.

If you see this, post with one of your comfort shows.

"That dog is a menace!" "Kinzi didn't do anything, Mrs. Jackson!" "It dug under our fence and dug up my garden!" "She would never!" "There are still carrot greens stuck on its #collar!" "I put those there... as a summer decoration?" "You owe me 20 hours of gardening help, young man." #vss365

After two weeks of KC playoff victory fireworks, my dog is declaring herself an Eagles fan. She informs me that she can be bought back to the Chiefs fandom with treats and/or barbecue.

🗣️ The Star wants to speak with parents/guardians of Kansas K-12 students who qualify for reduced-price school meals as Gov. Laura Kelly looks to eliminate those meal co-pays. We want to hear what affected families think. If that's you, reach out to reporter Jonathan Shorman at [email protected].

My fellow Americans, Be good to each other. Show grace and love where you can. Fight injustice where you can. We need each other now more than ever.

Today seems like a good day to stay in bed. I'd love to get out to nature and forget the human world, but nature is making that too difficult.

Seeing reports of a possible #ksleg bill to get rid of DST. Would be cool with year-round DST, but not year-round standard time.

Today's #vss365 prompt is making me think of The Rabbit hOle museum in Kansas City, which I still haven't managed to visit. But need to. It looks delightful. www.rabbitholekc.org

Parts of this place look like they belong in City Museum (St. Louis).

"Rex tried to go down the #rabbit hole today." "Our dog started watching conspiracy theory YouTube videos? Which one? WAIT, IS REX QANON NOW?" "He tried to chase a bunny back to its bunny home. Sometimes, the literal meaning is actually the right one." #vss365

When the weather got cold, Alice rejected my offer of a new coat for school. "I think I'll start wearing a #cloak instead." I raised an eyebrow, but said nothing. "So, our kid's a vampire now?" my husband asked that night. "Just finding her inner 19th century countess, i think." #vss365

Bluesky: What the hell-? Me: (swiping screen) It's nothing. I was- Bluesky: It's her, isn't it. Me: Yes. I'm sorry. (swipes back) I'm still seeing Threads. Bluesky: (tearing up) Aren't I enough for you? Me: Honestly? No. Bluesky: And what about Twitter? Are you still seeing her? Me: Er, no....

The job market was rough, but Ella circled the ad for Maze Guardian in the gazette. "Says here I can have the job if I just find the last guy's office?" She spent weeks mapping the #labyrinth, only to find a bull arriving at the same moment. "It's tricky, but you two could share the job." #vss365

Each morning, I drive past the crossing guard for the elementary school near my son's high school. He's an elderly man, his motions slow as he smiles and waves to me. I beam and wave back. The interaction is completed entirely in #silence, but it brightens my day nonetheless. #vss365

We watched horse and rider rode off into the sunset, until all that could be seen was a cloud of #dust. "Will we ever see them again, Pa?" Leah asked. "I sure hope not, honey. He may have stopped the raiders, but he kept saying that my car's warranty is about to expire." "What's a car?" #vss365

"I wish that the cancer would leave my niece, and go into someone awful instead. That guy who killed that teacher or something." granted. Jane gasped. "Who said that?" you must now choose one person each day to live and another to die. "Can I #quit?" only when you choose yourself. #vss365

"I've never speed dated before. I mean, hi! I'm Rob." "Jenna. I have some #questions for you." "Shoot." "Favorite author?" "Uh, Vonnegut." "Movie?" "Shawshank." "Sport?" "Hockey." "Play or watch?" "Watch. I'm a Blues fan." "Beach or mountains?" "Mountains." "Last one. Free for dinner?" #vss365

"I try to #delight in the little things." "Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens?" "Yeah. Or the look on people's faces when they realize they've been poisoned." "You really are a sadistic bastard." "Nothing wrong with pride in a job well done." #vss365

I stared at the dishwasher in dismay, then started rearranging the dishes. "I already loaded the dishwasher. You dont have to redo it!" "But if the plates face each other, then the water can't get between them... you know what? I'm #turning into my mother." "Happens to the best of us." #vss365

Joel sidled up. "Hey, beautiful, can I buy you a drink?" The grey-haired woman raised an eyebrow. "Don't get #fresh with me, young man." "Never, Aunt Sue." He kissed her cheek. #vss365