What if, instead of separating men's and women's restrooms, we just had floor to ceiling stalls for all, plus a small side room for urinals. Also with lasers that shoot anyone who opens the stall door to leave if there is pee on the seat.

Just learning about this. The Whitecaps belong in Vancouver! @ladiesofskc.bsky.social

Bad Bunny was fantastic! I don't remember a halftime show ever feeling quite this theatrical. My high school-level Spanish understood very little of it, but that was irrelevant... pure joy.

It is so weird to me that Trevor the Marvel actor/fake terrorist is the role Sir Ben Kingsley keeps returning to. Anyway, Wonder Man is great and you should watch it.

Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.

In the meantime... And donate to PBS because they're going to need to replace our networks. bsky.app/profile/theb...

The practiced choreography of the floor sweepers at the NCAA women's volleyball championships makes me irrationally happy.

To be clear, I always tip the groomers. And the barbers, and waiters, and even people who give me food when I'm ordering at a counter. Because I don't know what people are being paid or if it's necessary to tip in order for them to have a decent wage. But it sucks. (1/2)

Anxiety Penguin is here to embody the spirit of the season.

“Meta shut down internal research into the mental health effects of Facebook after finding causal evidence that its products harmed users’ mental health, according to unredacted filings in a lawsuit by U.S. school districts against Meta and other social media platforms.”

We need to talk, #ksleg

Gift link: KC lawmaker bows and scrapes to Trump to beg him not to punish the city for the crime of having a Democratic mayor. It doesn’t have to be this way. www.kansascity.com/opinion/read...

Braver than like 90% of reporters for no reason at all.

Red Panda is amazing. But what really amazes me is that, at some point, she figured out she had this ability, and how does THAT happen?

THIS is the content I came here for!

The year is 2031. Duke's starting five is an all freshman lineup comprising only players named Cameron. www.espn.com/mens-college...

Please don't click on that New York Times headline. It doesn't deserve your click.

Long as I'm registering mild NYT complaints: This headline makes it sound like ballroom donors are suspected in Cheney's death.

Love to see it….tourists that are stuck in Jamaica are helping with the cleanup after Hurricane Melissa 💪

What poster did you have hanging in your room as a kid?

I'm sad. I feel awful for Charlie Kirk's poor kids. That's a trauma they didn't earn that will live with them forever. And I'm sad about a further episode of political violence in this country. It didn't start with Kirk. I wish there were a way for it to end with him, but I fear there is not.

So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.

From now on, we play exclusively in the rain. #Sportingkc

Watched Thursday Murder Club on Netflix. They had to drop a lot of side plots and characters to fit it into a single movie. I'd have preferred a miniseries. But the casting was delightful, and I overall enjoyed it, just not quite as much as the book.

Overheard today at the grocery: There was a long red streak on the floor - clearly some paint or something had been rubbed off as a heavy container was dragged through the aisles. A small girl (4 or 5?) shouted loudly to her mother as I went by. "Mom, hurry! I'm following the trail of blood!"

Growing up as a kid in the 80s, I was very familiar with the song "Oh Yeah" by Yello. But I had never, until today, seen the video. And now I'm wondering how I missed this insanity at the time.

Like many, I'm struggling with how I feel about celebrating this 4th of July. But I was reminded today that you can be really furious at your government and still know that there is a lot to love and fight for in the country. Anyway, I saw this display today and thought it was a good thing to share.

Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social

I passed a section of road being maintained but the Christmas Law Firm. I'm sure this is just the owner's last name, but I love the idea that they're a firm that handles only Christmas-related cases. This could be the setting for a very silly movie.

Right by Rosehill Elementary. I'm glad school wasn't in session.

What did you think was going to be a big deal when you were young, but it turned out to be a non-issue for your adult self? Most people say "quicksand," but I really have to go with "ring around the collar."

THEY'VE DONE IT! #SportingKC defeats the LA Galaxy 1-0 and becomes the first team in MLS history to win a game without registering a single shot. Unbelievable. But a win is a win!

Why did they hold Memo on the sidelines for a minute?

We talk about how society created an impossible standard for what women should look like and the damage that dynamic has caused. But we don’t speak about how the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles single handedly established the image of a slice of pizza in the world we could never achieve in real life.

If you're not following @garethpjones.bsky.social on here, you should be. He's a talented writer who is wonderfully goofy and also might just write you a song someday.

These books would make for a great classroom teacher read (and the kids would definitely want to check it out themselves afterwards to see what other paths they could have taken).

With all that's going on, I'm trying to derive as much joy as possible from the little things... AND BOY AM I GONNA ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF DUKE MBB BEING REGULAR SEASON ACC CHAMPS. #GTHC #DDMF

Former #SportingKC defender Andreu Fontas has announced his retirement from professional soccer. He will be formally honored during a halftime ceremony at SKC’s MLS home opener against the San Jose Earthquakes on Saturday. Fontas spent seven seasons with SKC from 2018-2024.

My dog enjoys running ahead of me when I'm going down the stairs, and then turning right in front of me on the step I'm about to take. And then getting offended that she got stepped on.

Other than everything, I am fine.

We are at a "feels like" temperature of -10 F here in KC. My kid is begging to stay home, because apparently walking 30 seconds from the car to the school building is just too much to handle.

"That's stupid." "What is?" "They form over oceans. #Cyclones. Iowa State should be the tornadoes instead." "That's your issue? The mascot?" "Obviously." "Their opponent is a kangaroo. From Kansas City. I'm just saying, nobody wins here." #vss365

Me to husband: Looks like KU has it in the bag. Him: I will divorce you.

Bluesky has officially reached Lisa Frank levels. I believe 50 million will be Thomas Kinkade.

If you see this, post with one of your comfort shoes.

If you see this, post with one of your comfort shows.

"That dog is a menace!" "Kinzi didn't do anything, Mrs. Jackson!" "It dug under our fence and dug up my garden!" "She would never!" "There are still carrot greens stuck on its #collar!" "I put those there... as a summer decoration?" "You owe me 20 hours of gardening help, young man." #vss365

After two weeks of KC playoff victory fireworks, my dog is declaring herself an Eagles fan. She informs me that she can be bought back to the Chiefs fandom with treats and/or barbecue.